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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lolz, y dat wink expression..
Yes natongue.
I was betrothed since I was borngrin
shocked shocked to who?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

I know all these ones but my own be say "how soon will I hear from them"? Cos me no like all these last minute rush now that lectures MIGHT start on Monday or anytime soon.

If I don't hear from them any-moment from now or latest,Monday,iam going to the auditorium to create a scene everyone present at the time wont be in a hurry to forget.
hahahahahahaha!!!! baba ksslib o.. my sights will be glued to such dramedy. lol..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:23pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Hahahaha... Thanks.

Awwwwww, dats so sweet bt am already betrothed.. grin
undecided :-
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 1:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

I know all these ones but my own be say "how soon will I hear from them"? Cos me no like all these last minute rush now that lectures MIGHT start on Monday or anytime soon.

If I don't hear from them any-moment from now or latest,Monday,iam going to the auditorium to create a scene everyone present at the time wont be in a hurry to forget.





I just called your dad to start preparing for your bail....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
shocked shocked to who?

Lolz, am just kidding.. grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Lol.. Your error cannot be corrected by the ICTU without permission from the Senate. Might be wrong though.
No, I don't think so. Small errors are within the corrective compass of the clearance officers. gargantuan errors like discrepancies in dates of birth on WAEC Certificates, especially for those using two sittngs are the ones subjected to the gavel of the Senate. the highest law-making body! an assembly of pot-bellied, rotund-cheeked and wicked men.. ah
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:31pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:
undecided :-

C'mon I was joking na embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 1:32pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Not just you but everyone oh. She's not even updating us on her clearance cry
Don wori i we santions her
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 1:35pm On Nov 07, 2015
Princecalm:


yes and you?
Nah
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:35pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



C'mon I was joking na embarassed
you crippled my valves. #crying, supernover, please, get me a bucket to contain my tears. petaled lass has quashed my nursery hopes. cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:46pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

you crippled my valves. #crying, supernover, please, get me a bucket to contain my tears. petaled lass has quashed my nursery hopes. cry



Oh am so sorry.... Was kidding actually o.


Please, don't cry or ull make me sob. embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:55pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:




Oh am so sorry.... Was kidding actually o.


Please, don't cry or ull make me sob. embarassed
Remedy the damage by telling me something nice. nice enough to keep tolling in my head for aeons! until forever ends. #crying.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:03pm On Nov 07, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Nah


what is holding you back?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

No, I don't think so. Small errors are within the corrective compass of the clearance officers. gargantuan errors like discrepancies in dates of birth on WAEC Certificates, especially for those using two sittngs are the ones subjected to the gavel of the Senate. the highest law-making body! an assembly of pot-bellied, rotund-cheeked and wicked men.. ah
Hahaha. Lol.... True talk.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

Remedy the damage by telling me something nice. nice enough to keep tolling in my head for aeons! until forever ends. #crying.



Lol... Alright, u could come wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lolz, am just kidding.. grin
Lol. Good to know you were kidding oh... Or do You want Sir Ray360 to be a lachrymatory being for life?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:




Lol... Alright, u could come wink
rhm.. Come for what? be specific o.. else these beads of tears won't stop rolling down my cheeks. cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Lol. Good to know you were kidding oh... Or do You want Sir Ray360 to be a lachrymatory being for life?


No o, I can't disappoint Sir Ray360 o. He's ma boss.
OGA BOSS# 'smiley wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

I will advise you keep pestering them by regularly visiting auditorium. If you keep checking and hoping, they might not do anything. what's the issue that warranted your filling of correction form? sometimes, the severity of the mistake is a pivotal determinant of when one will get cleared.
Yea...will be going there on Tuesday.. One of the most dangerous grin ....surname issue.. a letter was omitted on my ssce result.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2015
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:18pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Lol. Good to know you were kidding oh... Or do You want Sir Ray360 to be a lachrymatory being for life?
ewooo!/o.. you vis buoy, yu havu mouth like kettle
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

rhm.. Come for what? be specific o.. else these beads of tears won't stop rolling down my cheeks. cry


Lol, Alright... We could start with d introduction first..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 2:22pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

ewooo!/o.. you vis buoy, yu havu mouth like kettle
Bros u don turn Babice
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:23pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

you crippled my valves. #crying, supernover, please, get me a bucket to contain my tears. petaled lass has quashed my nursery hopes. cry
Ahh bucket? Alright Sir cool kindly alert me when you're done crying in it cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:24pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Hahahaha... cheesy
Seems like you don't know uniben security men too well. cheesy .
They'll just take you away and lock you up in the guardroom. And everyone will go about their normal businesses like nothing even happened. Lol.
RobinHez' error was corrected in a week. So just chill cheesy
By security,you mean those 3ft2 looking grandpa and grandma's littered round school that wouldn't think twice before breaking usain bolt's record at the sound of ordinary knock out or a loud enough fart?

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:24pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

ewooo!/o.. you vis buoy, yu havu mouth like kettle
Lol.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

By security,you mean those 3ft2 looking grandpa and grandma's littered round school that wouldn't think twice before breaking usain bolt's record at the sound of ordinary knock out or a loud enough fart?
Hahahahahahahaha cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
yungEX:

Bros u don turn Babice
Lmao... cheesy and he's her greatest critic cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

Yea...will be going there on Tuesday.. One of the most dangerous grin ....surname issue.. a letter was omitted on my ssce result.
lol.. All is well. they can't change anything in one's WAEC result. they may change your post ume name to tally with that on one's WAEC. one of the clearance officers in my faculty looks like a grrrl. many develop cold feet when standing before her. I walked up to her on Friday and told her to attend to us as they were through with JUPEB candidates. she looked at me in a stern manner and asked "o ma laya (meaning, you've got guts). after seconds of fixed eyes on me, she ordered me to call the next 5 persons to come clear.
If I hadn't gone, na so we for just dey wait o..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
Princecalm:





I just called your dad to start preparing for your bail....
You could have saved your credit cos with what I have in mind,I doubt if the jury would even grant bail.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



No o, I can't disappoint Sir Ray360 o. He's ma boss.
OGA BOSS# 'smiley wink
Lol. Better. cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:36pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lol, Alright... We could start with d introduction first..
what!!!/) what did you just say?? #washes eyes with hypo for clearer vision # you mean I could marry the mother of petals?
wow! I will storm your residence on Monday with the traditional requirements for the rites #dancing!! supernover, be prepared to be my best-man for the white wedding. straighten your k-leg before that day o, Supernover!

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