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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:37pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

lol.. All is well. they can't change anything in one's WAEC result. they may change your post ume name to tally with that on one's WAEC. one of the clearance officers in my faculty looks like a grrrl. many develop cold feet when standing before her. I walked up to her on Friday and told her to attend to us as they were through with JUPEB candidates. she looked at me in a stern manner and asked "o ma laya (meaning, you've got guts). after seconds of fixed eyes on me, she ordered me to call the next 5 persons to come clear.
If I hadn't gone, na so we for just dey wait o..
You be correct guy. Ive figured the best way to deal with people who are feared by many is not yo fear them at all and be confident.

My own get better K-leg cos na 2sittings I use. There is a 99% chance of them telling me to go correct it(another wicked long process) but I just want them to say it so I can finally rest. I don't like the suspense.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:40pm On Nov 07, 2015
yungEX:

Bros u don turn Babice
hahaha.. make i type like babice.


daddy yungex, hw r u duin,av u bin clared? jst ah siple kweshion. tel mi y I shld stop tpein dis whay?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:42pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Ahh bucket? Alright Sir cool kindly alert me when you're done crying in it cheesy

hahaha... I know why I mentioned you. you always have the right pic to match any statue quo.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:42pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

the highest law-making body! an assembly of pot-bellied, rotund-cheeked and wicked men.. ah
hahaha!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:44pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

By security,you mean those 3ft2 looking grandpa and grandma's littered round school that wouldn't think twice before breaking usain bolt's record at the sound of ordinary knock out or a loud enough fart?
hahahaha... you need to see the head of security in Uniben. I have seen him once the baba should be in his early 80's. na wa.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ijehk7(m): 2:49pm On Nov 07, 2015
hello everyone, please please I know it's 2.5k for faculty clearance, but please how much for departmental clearance?
cc: every helper of info
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:49pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

what!!!/) what did you just say?? #washes eyes with hypo for clearer vision # you mean I could marry the mother of petals?
wow! I will storm your residence on Monday with the traditional requirements for the rites #dancing!! supernover, be prepared to be my best-man for the white wedding. straighten your k-leg before that day o, Supernover!


Lmao.

Lemme tell you something, Igbo girls are expensive oo tongue.


SuperNover, lol, u get k leg?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:51pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

hahahaha... you need to see the head of security in Uniben. I have seen him once the baba should be in his early 80's. na wa.
Supernover,shey u hear am?

Uniben wont cease to amaze me..

Uniben,the only school wey clearance hard pass post ume.

Uniben,the only school whose security need security protection from whom they tryna protect.

Uniben,the only school that will give you correction form to fill just to correct ur behaviour..

I hail..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:55pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ijehk7:
hello everyone, please please I know it's 2.5k for faculty clearance, but please how much for departmental clearance?
cc: every helper of info
Since Faculty big pass department,then department own suppose less pass 2.5K..

So I'll say around 2,499naira for department. You welcome.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:57pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

You be correct guy. Ive figured the best way to deal with people who are feared by many is not yo fear them at all and be confident.

My own get better K-leg cos na 2sittings I use. There is a 99% chance of them telling me to go correct it(another wicked long process) but I just want them to say it so I can finally rest. I don't like the suspense.
You just have to be optimistic. don't allow the rigmarole torpedo what you are here for. Anyhow it pans out, you will be on skylines in the end.
As for the grrrl I told you about, I no fear her at all. my eyes were locked with hers as I talked. I didn't show that annoying and "Otondo-like" naivety some freshers put on. As we sat in wait to be called up, a guy walked up to me and wanted to hoodwink me with one lab-coat stuff. I told him i wouldn't need it now as I had more pressing needs to spend on. with the way I talked to him, he looked at me and asked "are you a fresher?" I replied "yes". he never returned.

Being new here shouldn't be a leeway for some people to cast their hooks. I can't be baited.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Segipaul: 2:59pm On Nov 07, 2015
i did my physical clearance on wednesday.i've no issue pertaining my documents as d clearance official glanced thru dem, took d file containin my photocopies and told me to go. i was finkin after some time my profile wud change to `cleared' so i myt be able to pay d skul fee as claimed by others but nw i cud still see `clearance requested'. cud somefin be wrong or shud i still kip waiting or proceed to pay d skul fee?....has anyone experienced dis ?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 3:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ijehk7:
hello everyone, please please I know it's 2.5k for faculty clearance, but please how much for departmental clearance?
cc: every helper of info
bro, have you been cleared?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 3:04pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lmao.

Lemme tell you something, Igbo girls are expensive oo tongue.


SuperNover, lol, u get k leg?
I can foot any price! put your house in order. I arrive with my entourage on Monday. it promise to be Colourful. wow!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 3:11pm On Nov 07, 2015
Segipaul:
i did my physical clearance on wednesday.i've no issue pertaining my documents as d clearance official glanced thru dem, took d file containin my photocopies and told me to go. i was finkin after some time my profile wud change to `cleared' so i myt be able to pay d skul fee as claimed by others but nw i cud still see `clearance requested'. cud somefin be wrong or shud i still kip waiting or proceed to pay d skul fee?....has anyone experienced dis ?

Join the queue bro!
Thanks.



Signed: The Chairman:- Association of semi-cleared engineering Candidates (ASEC)
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 3:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

You just have to be optimistic. don't allow the rigmarole torpedo what you are here for. Anyhow it pans out, you will be on skylines in the end.
As for the grrrl I told you about, I no fear her at all. my eyes were locked with hers as I talked. I didn't show that annoying and "Otondo-like" naivety some freshers put on. As we sat in wait to be called up, a guy walked up to me and wanted to hoodwink me with one lab-coat stuff. I told him i wouldn't need it now as I had more pressing needs to spend on. with the way I talked to him, he looked at me and asked "are you a fresher?" I replied "yes". he never returned.

Being new here shouldn't be a leeway for some people to cast their hooks. I can't be baited.
The guy will be probably be like "hell no is that guy a fresher.. maybe he's coming for his second degree..."lol..

Otondo-like naivety is an understatement. Freshers are so ffucking annoying with they way they act all scared and stuff.. jeeez.. suffer and hardship don really rewire young Nigerians mentality for the worst. If I begin to narrate different annoying traits I saw freshers like myself exhibiting all in the name of fear,you go provoke.

I and my clearance officer were gisting like mates when I got up there while others were just acting mushy mushy.. Na those red cross students wey dey form for auditorium me just dey look. Make I reach there next week,make anyone try block me first,the person go tell me if im papa na VC or im mama na Buhari mistress.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

I can foot any price! put your house in order. I arrive with my entourage on Monday. it promise to be Colourful. wow!


Lol, ok..

Wats ur favorite color
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:25pm On Nov 07, 2015
RobinHez:


Join the queue bro!
Thanks.



Signed: The Chairman :- Association of semi-cleared engineering Candidates (ASEC)
cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:27pm On Nov 07, 2015
Segipaul:
i did my physical clearance on wednesday.i've no issue pertaining my documents as d clearance official glanced thru dem, took d file containin my photocopies and told me to go. i was finkin after some time my profile wud change to `cleared' so i myt be able to pay d skul fee as claimed by others but nw i cud still see `clearance requested'. cud somefin be wrong or shud i still kip waiting or proceed to pay d skul fee?....has anyone experienced dis ?
We're all seeing "clearance requested" too.
Just exercise a lil patience until it changes to "cleared"
Don't pay your school fee yet oh.
You're not eligible to do that now.
Once again, welcome to ASEC cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Asapchow(m): 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
SmithRussell:
Well, let's say I'm 72% in the introversion, and 28% in the extroversion spectrum. Consider these two points of how I feel about myself

1. Introverts always want to be alone:
Introverts are perfectly comfortable with their own thoughts. They think a lot. They daydream. They like to have problems to work on, puzzles to solve, researches to make. But they can also get incredibly lonely if they don’t have anyone to share their discoveries with (happens to me everytime, like right now). They crave an authentic and sincere connection with ONE PERSON at a time.


2. Introverts are often individualists: They don’t follow the crowd. They’d prefer to be valued for their novel ways of living. They think for themselves and because of that, they often challenge the norm. They don’t make most decisions based on what is popular or trendy.


But over 85% of relatives and friends (friends especially) would disagree, seeing me more like an extrovert..

It kinda makes me wonder which is correct,, 'the way people see me or the way I see myself?'
beautiful. Almost sums up an average "introvert". Beautiful.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

what!!!/) supernover, be prepared to be my best-man for the white wedding. straighten your k-leg before that day o, Supernover!
Haha... Like seriously K-leg
Hehe cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lmao.

Lemme tell you something, Igbo girls are expensive oo tongue.


SuperNover, lol, u get k leg?
Lol... Yes cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

Supernover,shey u hear am?

Uniben wont cease to amaze me..

Uniben,the only school wey clearance hard pass post ume.

Uniben,the only school whose security need security protection from whom they tryna protect.

Uniben,the only school that will give you correction form to fill just to correct ur behaviour..

I hail..
Hahaha. cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 3:31pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray, why r u so obstinate?

Wetin dey worry u?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:32pm On Nov 07, 2015
cheesy ^^^^^^^^^^^
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:39pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Lol... Yes cheesy

Hehehehe.. Issnor true
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:40pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Hehehehe.. Issnor true
Lol. You can confirm it from sir Ray cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:40pm On Nov 07, 2015
Emodeee:
Ebayray, why r u so obstinate?
Wetin dey worry u?

Pls can you give me breathing space. As u can see, am getting prepared for ma wedding tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Lol. You can confirm it from sir Ray cool

Make una dy deceive una selves.. tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 3:46pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

hahaha.. make i type like babice.


daddy yungex, hw r u duin,av u bin clared? jst ah siple kweshion. tel mi y I shld stop tpein dis whay?
Lols daddy ray eye carnnut larf hia o pliese!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 3:47pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Pls can you give me breathing space.
As u can see, am getting prepared for ma wedding tongue


ok.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 3:54pm On Nov 07, 2015
RobinHez:


Join the queue bro!
Thanks.



Signed: The Chairman:- Association of semi-cleared engineering Candidates (ASEC)
hahaha #stops#.. #resumes hahahahahah!!! oboy..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 3:56pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Make una dy deceive una selves.. tongue
Lol. cool

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