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1)If your girlfriend won't accept a BIBLE as
Xmas gift pls dump her, it's Jesus' birthday
not hers.
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2) #NaijaBloggers be like "Rihanna hasn't had
her bath for 3 days. Click here to smell
armpit.
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3) Naija girls have a funny way of asking if u
have a girlfriend, they 'll be like 'don't allow
ur GF to come and break my head
oooooooh.
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4) #FACEBOOK *A Girl's status* "BORED"
86Likes 54comment *Boy's status* "Thank
God i finally passed Jamb!" 0Likes
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5) If a guy walks into a pharmacy with a
humble/sorry face & greets everyone, even
his junior. just know he wants to buy
condom.
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6) Most Girls pray For Hardworking men, Yet
they don't respond To Greetings From
Bricklayers
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7) If ur BF ignores ur Pings, Messages &
Calls, just put him on ur DP & write 'RIP
boo. Walahi, He will respond immediately.
Trust me.
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When a gurl suddenly starts keeping quiet,
bros, clear road..... she wan mess ☹

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9) its only in 9ja movie a ghost
fall down while chasing someone?
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Lol

number 3 so true, I do it a lot.

Naija is the only place where all the ladies wants a good looking man, dark, tall with 8 packs, God fearing and above all, a perfect gentleman

Ginaz:
number 3 so true, I do it a lot.

Then u have to start learning hw to stop it

Ginaz:
number 3 so true, I do it a lot.

madam even you too chaiii End time things lol

End time jokes

boboLIL:
End time jokes

lmao