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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 3:53pm On Nov 11, 2015
What if you are the MAIN CHARACTER in this STORY. ...Can this also HAPPEN TO YOU? Plz find out as you read.. It blessed me and it will do same to you. Cheers. Once you were born, the entire family was very happy. You were brought up in the Christian faith and was baptised. You were given the best education and graduated with a good grade and made your parents proud. After some years of unemployment you finally got one. You bought your dream car and started putting up your dream house. Life was good. The company you worked for had acquired a visa for you to travel overseas the next day for a business programme. Then the unexpected happened! You went to bed that evening with a slight headache and you took some medicine, hoping to get on your feet the next morning and embark on your journey but you didn’t wake up, instead you find yourself joining a long queue with people from all races being judged. You find yourself before the JUDGEMENT THRONE OF GOD! The judgement is so fearful that you begin shaking and can hardly stand on your feet. People were being thrust into hell like rice being poured. Suddenly you found yourself face to face with the ALMIGHTY GOD! Your name was mentioned and you were shown on a giant screen the number of years you lived on earth, the day you were baptised and all the good things you have done; your generosity, punctuality to church services, et cetera and you sighed a breath of relief. But wait. The tide turned and what you saw didn’t only make you ashamed but also to sweat profusely. You are shown in HD how you dated that chorister, the numerous fornications you’ve committed, the series of abortions you’ve had, the ungodly dressing exposing your breasts and thighs, the countless lies, theft, backbiting, revelries, the pornographies you’ve watched. How you didn’t tithe faithfully, doing your generosity to be seen and praised by men, not having time for the word of God and finding the gospel sent to you on social media long and boring to read but spending quality time reading long jokes, news and chatting long hours with the opposite sex on various social media, playing video games, watching movies, soap operas and football all day long. How you never evangelized let alone win souls. You suddenly knelt down in tears and started begging for mercy, to go back and amend your ways but you are quoted Hebrews 9:27 and finally a loud, angry voice shouted ‘D E P A R T’! A strong wind from nowhere lifted you up and sent you down, immersing you in a fire of sulphur and brimstone burning for eternity! Hmmmmm My dear don’t deceive yourself, the very fact that you attend church every Sunday or you are baptised and speak in tongues doesn’t mean you are making heaven. God loves you, desist from ALL MANNER OF SIN AND LIVE A HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS LIFE. Remember, once you are born you’ll surely die but the question is WHERE WILL YOU SPEND YOUR ETERNITY? Regret your sins, ask for forgiveness from a broken heart and HAVE GENUINE REPENTANCE! Don’t wait because tomorrow might be too late. Please share with others to save a soul. GOD BLESS YOU!
For all have sin and fallen short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23 For the wages of sin is death but the gift of God is eternal life. Romans 6:23

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 4:31pm On Nov 11, 2015
FriedPlantain ooooo, my sweet peppersoup ooo, it has happened! The most dreaded cry, you have to help me wink...lol

Shell finally sent the link for part two assessment after review when I had almost thought they had screened me out. Truth is... you need to teach me some tricks on answering accurately and with speed. I am not sure I am ready for it yet. Should I let it go so I don't face a regret mail or should I continue with it? angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 4:40pm On Nov 11, 2015
Amicable09 is really trending here cheesy


@busybee15, have we met before undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 4:46pm On Nov 11, 2015
ElDeeVee:
Amicable09 is really trending here cheesy


@busybee15, have we met before undecided

lol... EldeeVee, I'm on my way out o cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cutezain(f): 4:48pm On Nov 11, 2015
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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cutezain(f): 4:54pm On Nov 11, 2015
eipreel:

Cc lero15 she now at the bus stop so please teach her how to quote grin that sh!t gave me some headache when I was still a nairaland jjc angry nairaland should get a manual for newbies these stuffs could be really complicated sad











A
cutezain:
I decide to comment n am met with THIS !!!
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 5:08pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:


lol... Elde.eVee, I'm on my way out o cheesy
*drags her back*

Welcome here
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 5:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
ElDeeVee:

*drags her back*

Welcome here

*tears my top due to the dragging back* grin

Thanks but you need to amend this blouse please angry, kosi owo.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:24pm On Nov 11, 2015
Amicable09 that your post up there draws my heart to you... I love such posts sister; may God bless you, keep widening the ministry... Sellah
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 5:27pm On Nov 11, 2015
adeoti which post? Don't allow your heart become elastic band o grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:


*tears my top due to the dragging back* grin

Thanks but you need to amend this blouse please angry, kosi owo.
Heheheeheheheheh


Pix of the torn blouse or Adonbilivit

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 6:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
ElDeeVee:

Heheheeheheheheh


Pix of the torn blouse or Adonbilivit

After tearing my blouse, now you call me a liar.

Nairaland Police! There is a case here sad
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:
FriedPlantain ooooo, my sweet peppersoup ooo, it has happened! The most dreaded cry, you have to help me wink...lol

Shell finally sent the link for part two assessment after review when I had almost thought they had screened me out. Truth is... you need to teach me some tricks on answering accurately and with speed. I am not sure I am ready for it yet. Should I let it go so I don't face a regret mail or should I continue with it? angry
What is the part two assessment all about?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:08pm On Nov 11, 2015
FriedPlantain:
What is the part two assessment all about?

Decision making and problem solving task.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 7:12pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:


Hahahaha... FriedPlantain you are reading my diary! shocked My personal property grin

I'll tell you tomorrow I promise, I'm trying to do that online assessment now and they have already sent a reminder that if I don't answer immediately they will withdraw my application. Tomorrow unfailingly, you will know about it. wink
We're plenty dt are waiting for wat happened to the 4 CVs so do sharply....besides you nd Dodo shd take ur conversation offline, you have exceeded the number of mentions/couple/page on this thread..
Cc friedplantain
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2015
cc150615:

We're plenty dt are waiting for wat happened to the 4 CVs so do sharply....besides you nd Dodo shd take ur conversation offline, you have exceeded the number of mentions/couple/page on this thread..
Cc friedplantain

Hahahaha, I apologize honey, so mentions are being counted? I thought this place was an open field ...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 7:22pm On Nov 11, 2015
Doubl post
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 7:22pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:


Hahahaha, I apologize honey, so mentions are being counted? I thought this place was an open field ...
Lools
I see you're having a nice time here,anyway do update the tori, we like tori here.. N please remove the fear of the regret mail from ur mind, you don need it at all
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:32pm On Nov 11, 2015
cc150615:

Lools
I see you're having a nice time here,anyway do update the tori, we like tori here..btw u cud send me a pm lemme see if I cud send u some good material for ur second stage online test, N please remove the fear of the regret mail from ur mind, you don need it at all

Thanks alot cheesy. I'll do as you have said and I've updated my diary today wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by mtor: 7:37pm On Nov 11, 2015
cc150615:

Lools
I see you're having a nice time here,anyway do update the tori, we like tori here..btw u cud send me a pm lemme see if I cud send u some good material for ur second stage online test, N please remove the fear of the regret mail from ur mind, you don need it at all
Please can I also get said material. embarassed
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 11, 2015
Officially my mum @ singlefade25 is now a deaconess... More grace mummmmmmmm
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:46pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:
adeoti which post? Don't allow your heart become elastic band o grin


Buhaha... Keep it up... Dodo is your muscle...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:


Thanks alot cheesy. I'll do as you have said and I've updated my diary today wink
Sorry dearie the hustle is tough like dt at times...u shd do more of online applications na to reduce the stress both advertised and unsolicited, use linkedin more so u can meet ppl dt can get u more referrals...I did the physical submission only once wen searching for IT nd the usual negative response discouraged me from using it for job search tho ppl kept asking me to...
Anyway I must say you're a very smart young lady...wee you marry my brother? Now don't mention that ur sweetheart here...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:51pm On Nov 11, 2015
Adeoti01 don't envy dodo and I wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:54pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:
Adeoti01 don't envy dodo and I wink

Haba don't get it twisted, dodo is very good ...envy isn't my hobby... So keep enjoying yasef... But your #Oga at the top is still in town nah... #eyes rolling
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ElDeeVee(m): 7:55pm On Nov 11, 2015
amicable09:


After tearing my blouse, now you call me a liar.

Nairaland Police! There is a case here sad
But we were just playing na..

Okbye
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
cc150615:

Sorry dearie the hustle is tough like dt at times...u shd do more of online applications na to reduce the stress both advertised and unsolicited, use linkedin more so u can meet ppl dt can get u more referrals...I did the physical submission only once wen searching for IT nd the usual negative response discouraged me from using it for job search tho ppl kept asking me to...
Anyway I must say you're a very smart young lady...wee you marry my brother? Now don't mention that ur sweetheart here...

Hahahahaha... I definitely will mention him na wink.

Thanks again I do a lot of online applications too but I still feel like my sitting at home doesn't quite complete the hustle. Some online applications after I get invited for test or interview I just lose interest and don't honour some, after test you wait like forever to get feedback undecided. The only place I've not really utilized is LinkedIn, I should also explore that channel. Thank you... sent you a pm already
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:00pm On Nov 11, 2015
ElDeeVee:

But we were just playing na..

Okbye

Bye to where? cheesy, who dey pursue you?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Meke36512: 8:03pm On Nov 11, 2015
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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:05pm On Nov 11, 2015
adeoti01:


Haba don't get it twisted, dodo is very good ...envy isn't my hobby... So keep enjoying yasef... But your #Oga at the top is still in town nah... #eyes rolling

Hahahahaha... you are right but, but, but, I need dodo assistance now nah, so he'll understand.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Meke36512: 8:05pm On Nov 11, 2015
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Hello Joblanders, are you looking for a job or are you looking for a second job doing something you already love to do? So here is your opportunity, we are now Hiring for bloggers- Are you into Naija Entertainment news, celebrities, politics, gossip and so on and so forth? Now you can actually make money doing what you already love to do! The main requirement is to have a passion for this type of work/field for more details, contact Mary at meke36512@gmail.com
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 8:12pm On Nov 11, 2015
adeoti01:
Officially my mum @ singlefade25 is now a deaconess... More grace mummmmmmmm
hhahahahahahaha.

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