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Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by woodmood: 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2015
A few years ago, I would have rushed to read this with alacrity because it is written by "saint Abati". Never again!.
I wish you all the best as you re-launch yourself to public acceptance. May be I should remind you that your first attempt via the review of Wole Soyinka's book was a total failure. Just go and enjoy your loot and leave your followers to catch their fun elsewhere.

Shalom!
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by tete7000(m): 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2015
Sometimes it is just fun to be an outsider. I guess Abati has got his voice back from the outside cheesy
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by dexterinc2003: 1:05pm On Nov 14, 2015
...i love this write up,nice way to critique without totally sounding like a wailer. cool
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by iupac120: 1:05pm On Nov 14, 2015
drss:
hahahahahahha cheesy call me after dem turn d zoo to dubai. grin super ministers indeed! No be by propaganda, na by performance on ground.
i pity judas ameachi. Him no fininish him rail project for rivers n him wan complete all naija roadshuh
ok
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by Nobody: 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2015
lasisi69:
I mean the bitches... I have had enough...
Lol endtime
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by anonimi: 1:36pm On Nov 14, 2015
KallyJ:
Chief Wailing Wailers no go kill me with this Satire. Next one year, ie implementation of 2016 budget will prove him wrong or right.
Me sef I follow dey wait oh for the promises to be IMPLEMENTED through that 2016 budget. cheesy grin



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Meanwhile, can we welcome Abati officially to the Wailers' club?




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Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by BayoJoe: 2:13pm On Nov 14, 2015
Egbon Reuben, as much as I wanted to catch some fun with your write up I couldn't. Because you're part of our many problems that the new government want to try fix today.
As someone above me here said "...go and enjoy your loot" and leave the new government alone.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by Jolumania432(m): 2:14pm On Nov 14, 2015
Lol ;DLol
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by light004: 2:24pm On Nov 14, 2015
CeenoEvu:
This is the Abati I used to love.

I really can't remember anything fantastic that he accomplished as the Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to GEJ. I think some people can only fulfill their purpose/mandate on the sidelines or as an unbiased observer/commentator.
And how is Femi Adesina performing now? You need to appreciate the circumstance these guys are working before criticizing them. Not as simple as it seems!
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by tabontabon: 2:45pm On Nov 14, 2015
Actually,he Was Observing Table Manners All Those Years He Was In Aso Rock. "You Dont Talk While Eating( Our National Cake)"
tete7000:
Sometimes it is just fun to be an outsider. I guess Abati has got his voice back from the outside cheesy
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by bitingcool: 3:29pm On Nov 14, 2015
woodmood:
A few years ago, I would have rushed to read this with alacrity because it is written by "saint Abati". Never again!.
I wish you all the best as you re-launch yourself to public acceptance. May be I should remind you that your first attempt via the review of Wole Soyinka's book was a total failure. Just go and enjoy your loot and leave your followers to catch their fun elsewhere.

Shalom!
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by danwa25(m): 3:29pm On Nov 14, 2015
Creative and funny.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by bitingcool: 3:33pm On Nov 14, 2015
woodmood:
A few years ago, I would have rushed to read this with alacrity because it is written by "saint Abati". Never again!.
I wish you all the best as you re-launch yourself to public acceptance. May be I should remind you that your first attempt via the review of Wole Soyinka's book was a total failure. Just go and enjoy your loot and leave your followers to catch their fun elsewhere.

Shalom!


Same here, there is nothing abati writes that I will personally read. It's amazing how this man turned on the people. Now he writes like he was never part of the rot. Every form of respect and reverence for him has evaporated. It's disgusting when people have this amnesia that makes them forget whho bit the finger that fed them. Reuben is a shame to his nation, manhood and journalism.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by pek(m): 3:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
Abati is trying to win back Nigerians. I have lost all respect for him and his opinion have lost relevance.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by biafranqueen: 3:55pm On Nov 14, 2015
Time will tell. Like he said most of those Ministers don't know jack about the department they hold and will waste time making mistakes and learning from them.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by iretiland: 4:25pm On Nov 14, 2015
This Abati is truely Shameless..... he is as clueless as his boss Jonadab of old. This govt he is writing about is not a failure like him. Abati the clueless and low-on-integrity failed individual.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by miqos02(m): 4:52pm On Nov 14, 2015
Loyalroya:
Rueben u no go rest now, Saint buhari go soon catch u
no more free money, now he must work to chop
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by Nobody: 5:08pm On Nov 14, 2015
CeenoEvu:
This is the Abati I used to love.

I really can't remember anything fantastic that he accomplished as the Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to GEJ. I think some people can only fulfill their purpose/mandate on the sidelines or as an unbiased observer/commentator.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by MIM77(m): 5:36pm On Nov 14, 2015
Seemingly rubbish write up. They will suceed no matter what, thats my prayer for Nigeria.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by tete7000(m): 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2015
tabontabon:
Actually,he Was Observing Table Manners All Those Years He Was In Aso Rock. "You Dont Talk While Eating( Our National Cake)"
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by KLand(m): 6:55pm On Nov 14, 2015
Dr Abati is back with brilliant discourse. More of this please.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by enitiObanke(m): 7:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
Bonethugss:
This is really creative... I so love this...
Pls lalasticlala this deserves front page...
....there is nothing creative about this piece from Abati,....he is a learner where people like Pius Adesanmi, Okey Ndibe, and Olumhense Sonala write. The hypocritical Abati was too busy plundering our common wealth with GEJ he forgot to admonish his boss to attach portfolios to all the ministerial list GEJ sent to the Senate during his 6yrs rule.
Buhari has bin in the saddle 2 weeks shy of 6months and Abati is here pontificating,.....and you call it creativehuh
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by enitiObanke(m): 7:51pm On Nov 14, 2015
KLand:
Dr Abati is back with brilliant discourse. More of this please.
......if you call Abati brilliant, nay,.....what will you call Pius Adesanmi, or Okey Ndibe?
If brown envelope journalists, and pens for hire like Abati are the people you look up to for inspiration, then you are at best misguided (sorry, but no pun intended).
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by Nobody: 10:44pm On Nov 14, 2015
****hmmm***
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by malikisah: 11:18pm On Nov 14, 2015
This man called Reuben Abati no get shame sha!
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by NovusHomo(m): 1:08am On Nov 15, 2015
akthedream:
Abati,one of the people behind Jonathan's downfall....I hail thee...
Don't worry,Buhari still dey prepare your ingredients...you go hear am soon..
Do you notice how he is warming himself into our hearts again? Love him or hate him, Reuben is smart! I forgive his errant Jonathan years. Write Ruben, write.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by Nobody: 1:44am On Nov 15, 2015
NovusHomo:
Do you notice how he is warming himself into our hearts again? Love him or hate him, Reuben is smart! I forgive his errant Jonathan years. Write Ruben, write.
Well,he can only write if he doesn't involve himself in any shady deal...Most people that worked under Jonathan have their hand soiled..
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by KLand(m): 7:31pm On Nov 16, 2015
enitiObanke:
......if you call Abati brilliant, nay,.....what will you call Pius Adesanmi, or Okey Ndibe?
If brown envelope journalists, and pens for hire like Abati are the people you look up to for inspiration, then you are at best misguided (sorry, but no pun intended).
Okey Ndibe is brilliant too, I have read a few of his write ups. Thanks for mentioning Pius Adesanmi, will check him out,

As per brown envelopes you mentioned, i don't know about that, and I am not interested. I have been following Abati since his days in The Guardian. I love his style of writing. Please leave me out of any other insinuations. Thank you.
Re: Super Ministers And Other Stories, By Reuben Abati by Mcoldsoja(m): 7:41pm On Nov 16, 2015
Vintage Reuben Abati. Always enjoyed his editorial piece in the Guardian back in the days.
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