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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 7:43am On Nov 15, 2015
dharay99:

yhu don† expec† me suppor† his childishness.
A †oddler who wuldn† †ake correc†ions in
i†z simples† form & nyda am I
suppor†inq d oda quy....

If i† bcumz more chao†ic, den dah† will b fun.!
haaa...abeg ooo..today na sunday ooo
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 7:44am On Nov 15, 2015
Ebayray:

Alright... Safe journey..
Have a nice nd smooth trip.. cool.
thank you,ebayray
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 7:47am On Nov 15, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Shoutout to dharay99
,Met him 2dae,nigga's..
I like yur konk voice,... lipsrsealed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:56am On Nov 15, 2015
Shey, uniben don give una admission, una don get the necessary info finish... Oya, make una take style begin unfollow this thread...hehe...



Glory, I'm really sorry if I sounded rude last night. I was in my worst. But, I'm reallie qood now.


#please, when is that gst tutorial holding tomorrow? Lemme get myself busy with it,afterall,na skool I kome....


Bluto, all this your grammar fit easily make you make mistake. Many years ago when we dey secondry skool, no levels then, we go jast dey blow grammar anyhow jast to get to a girl's panties. Na then grammar help well well...bekause na only book be our swag then.. Tis reallyreally funnie....

Now, there's hardly an english word I don't understand bekause I patronise them in my writing. You know, using obese words can add flavour to writing; but not when you are yanning with your pals, (it can make one look helpless, hapless and stupid)... If you see me address a formal meeting, you will know I love grammar too.

I had written a short story, a very nice one that people loved. But all a critic kould kome up with was that the piece was ungrammatical. My ego was injured. So, fat grammar is good when necessary.
You mince and mix up words at time; a context may require necessary and another, mandatory... In waec then, dunno if you remember that comprehension... When dash will litter the komprehension, and a table of "similar" options will pose bellow. Normally in everyday english, all options kan easily go, buh it doesn't work that way... If you wanna do this, leave no loophole....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:00am On Nov 15, 2015
TheBrokenSoul:
Shey, uniben don give una admission, una don get the necessary info finish... Oya, make una take style begin unfollow this thread...hehe...



Glory, I'm really sorry if I sounded rude last night. I was in my worst. But, I'm reallie qood now.


#please, when is that gst tutorial holding tomorrow? Lemme get myself busy with it,afterall,na skool I kome....


Bluto, all this your grammar fit easily make you make mistake. Many years ago when we dey secondry skool, no levels then, we go jast dey blow grammar anyhow jast to get to a girl's panties. Na then grammar help well well...bekause na only book be our swag then.. Tis reallyreally funnie....

Now, there's hardly an english word I don't understand bekause I patronise them in my writing. You know, using obese words can add flavour to writing; but not when you are yanning with your pals, (it can make one look helpless, hapless and stupid)... If you see me address a formal meeting, you will know I love grammar too.

I had written a short story, a very nice one that people loved. But all a critic kould kome up with was that the piece was ungrammatical. My ego was injured. So, fat grammar is good when necessary.
You mince and mix up words at time; a context may require necessary and another, mandatory... In waec then, dunno if you remember that comprehension... When dash will litter the komprehension, and a table of "similar" options will pose bellow. Normally in everyday english, all options kan easily go, buh it doesn't work that way... If you wanna do this, leave no loophole....
#saynotogrammar
#grammarhasdied
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:07am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
Robinhez,
yondaime,
smithrussell
Supernover,
Ebayray.
I don't have ur numbers.so am dropping mine now.am entring benin 2moro. It has tayed I have been shouting it.I don't have anywere 2stay. I would be paying aceptance on Monday and if possible do online clearance dat same monday.so dat I can face physical clearance. Please why I tell u dis is dat anyway u can help.either advice or otherwise,pls God will bless u.I can't come2benin and go bak 2lagos as lectures have started now cos its2late.and I can't stay home either waiting 4manna 2fall from heaven while lectures dey go on.make e no be like say dem say ogede dey rotten dem say e dey ripe.. Thanks for ur unending understanding. 08091047123
tomorrow as in Monday or u mean today....cos d time u wrote this...already is Sunday....I hope u get what I mean.....well I'm asking cos I need a travel buddy....I'm going to Benin tomorrow tho....maybe we could use d same travel line or smtn....what say you? ....I use God is good tho
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:07am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
thank you,ebayray

Uwc anytime. smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:09am On Nov 15, 2015
Ebayray:



My day was pretty good.
Dis 1 dah u jes dy shine teeth so, any Berra?.
hehehehe....yes o...plenty berra
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:10am On Nov 15, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
tomorrow as in Monday or u mean today....cos d time u wrote this...already is Sunday....I hope u get what I mean.....well I'm asking cos I need a travel buddy....I'm going to Benin tomorrow tho....maybe we could use d same travel line or smtn....what say you? ....I use God is good tho
awwwwwwwwww....I made dat post by 12amwich was already sunday,dats why I said today. I use iyare.am already on ma way to benin,today,sunday.with what u say..it seems u wuld be coming in Monday.it won't be easy cos of workers going to work on Monday morning(go slow)dats why I chose 2day
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:11am On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:

You laugh too much cheesy
loool....I don't laugh this much in person oooo....lol...I'm just used to typing with lots of Smileys or "lools" or "hehehehes".....lool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:11am On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:

You laugh too much cheesy
loool....I don't this much in person oooo....lol...I'm just used to typing with lits of Smileys or "lools" or "hehehehes".....lool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:11am On Nov 15, 2015
dharay99:

yhu don† expec† me suppor† his childishness.
A †oddler who wuldn† †ake correc†ions in
i†z simples† form & nyda am I
suppor†inq d oda quy....

If i† bcumz more chao†ic, den dah† will b fun.!

Your animosity towards me is immensely escalating man! and if you fail to surmount it, It might deteriotiate to your perdiction.

Curbing you naysayers and holigans only have to do with ingnoring you and keeping silence, but I only respond when people start believing in your detestable approaches.

Grandest, thinks I partake in "Malapropism" of which he defines as 'the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound which results in a n onsencical utterance .'

Well, If only 'aphonic, postulation' and 'contignent'(of which I think I am right, by appraising it with my dictionary) are the only words that are 'incorrect' since he started evaluating my lexicons for flaws, then I think he has failed in such endeavour. And saying I partake in malapropism is totally reprehensible of him!


People want to be remembered for great dispensations, not the dispensations that consists of reproaches.

People are pliable to solecism to some extent and I will appreciate if anybody will instill this vindication into him, and stop him from this awful sentiment.

Naysayers and chiders are prohibited in the Kingdom of God.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:12am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
I use iyare.am already on ma way to benin,today,sunday
ohw...bummer.....aii tnx
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:16am On Nov 15, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
tomorrow as in Monday or u mean today....cos d time u wrote this...already is Sunday....I hope u get what I mean.....well I'm asking cos I need a travel buddy....I'm going to Benin tomorrow tho....maybe we could use d same travel line or smtn....what say you? ....I use God is good tho
I swear when I looked at ur pix,I wanted to tell the driver to stop dat am not going again...haaaaaaaa...no wahala.we go see4uniben
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:18am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
awwwwwwwwww....I made dat post by 12amwich was already sunday,dats why I said today. I use iyare.am already on ma way to benin,today,sunday.with what u say..it seems u wuld be coming in Monday.it won't be easy cos of workers going to work on Monday morning(go slow)dats why I chose 2day
ohw aii....lol no ish then
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by gloryaaa(f): 8:19am On Nov 15, 2015
RobinHez:

Oya quote dat ya apology post again and add.. The Broken Soul smiley
looool...no.. he shud c it hopefully
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:19am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
I swear when I looked at ur pix,I wanted to tell the driver to stop dat am not going again...haaaaaaaa...no wahala.we go see4uniben
lmao.....I'm blushing cheesy aii now
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 8:24am On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:
My voice? embarassed
yap,lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 8:25am On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:
Oh. Nice one Mrs Beadle. cool The Lord will definitely reward you for this smiley
amen,teinx,mrs beadle?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:26am On Nov 15, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
lmao.....I'm blushing cheesy aii now
lol..no be small tin..pesn fit make mistake talk say"she's studying beauty science"
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:28am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
lol..no be small tin..pesn fit make mistake talk say"she's studying beauty science"
looool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:28am On Nov 15, 2015
gloryaaa:
looool...no.. he shud c it hopefully

Fear fear grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:33am On Nov 15, 2015
Like play like play, hunger wan kill me
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:37am On Nov 15, 2015
See chkying on sundae mawing o0! nolio fear God
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:39am On Nov 15, 2015
SwagkingDope:
See chkying on sundae mawing o0! nolio fear God
laff fall from okro tree...continues laffing. I learnt from the best(you).abi no be u be swagkingdope again?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:42am On Nov 15, 2015
dharay99:

I like yur konk voice,... lipsrsealed
Konk??

Lyk hw? hw? hw?

Robinhez,confirm
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 8:43am On Nov 15, 2015
Dis tin wey u talk remind me of one spirikoko sister wey my friend wan chyke one time.d gal dey preach4am.na him d guy jus change am 4am."I will chyyke u in jesus name".I will chyke u with d holyspirit/holyghost and blood of jesus.shooo...chyking na by force again...we laff taya dat day
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:43am On Nov 15, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Konk??
Lyk hw? hw? hw?
Robinhez,confirm
lipsrsealed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:44am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
laff fall from okro tree...continues laffing. I learnt from the best(you).abi no be u be swagkingdope again?
Na me be dat bt noai me teach u o0
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:46am On Nov 15, 2015
RobinHez:

lipsrsealed
Kay confirmed!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:47am On Nov 15, 2015
Venus007
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 9:05am On Nov 15, 2015
Ebayray:
Babice am still xpecting ur call. It's 9:04pm now..
sory i cudunt kal u lasnyt dear,i woz kinda bizy bt i kald dis mawnin,ar u naw konvinsd dat i av ur number?.....................supernover,wach awt,it wil b ur turn soon

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