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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 9:07am On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:
Babice is presently in the arms of Morpheus
morpheus as in?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 9:10am On Nov 15, 2015
Ebayray:


Who's Morpheus.
abeg babe,elp mi ax supernover
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:03am On Nov 15, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Venus007
SwagkingDope
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 10:12am On Nov 15, 2015
blueto:


Your animosity towards me is immensely escalating man! and if you fail to surmount it, It might deteriotiate to your perdiction.

Curbing you naysayers and holigans only have to do with ingnoring you and keeping silence, but I only respond when people start believing in your detestable approaches.

Grandest, thinks I partake in "Malapropism" of which he defines as 'the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound which results in a n onsencical utterance .'

Well, If only 'aphonic, postulation' and 'contignent'(of which I think I am right, by appraising it with my dictionary) are the only words that are 'incorrect' since he started evaluating my lexicons for flaws, then I think he has failed in such endeavour. And saying I partake in malapropism is totally reprehensible of him!

Only a deranged person with a brain defect will assert such.
People want to be remembered for great dispensations, not the dispensations that consists of reproaches.

People are pliable to solecism to some extent and I will appreciate if anybody will instill this vindication into him, and stop him from this awful sentiment.

Naysayers and chiders are prohibited in the Kingdom of God.
yhu should know I'm no† d †ypah
quy dah loves readinq lonq pos†s so
wrap up doz gibberish writeup u av up
der & injec† i† down yhur malfunctioninq
brain cells cuz i read i† no†.

Yhur qramma†ic blunders, mumuness,
& mode of acu†e_childishness
is wah I'll neva condone.....s†ream dah† up†airs.!

& s†op playinq innocen† here, u once jumped on
my diçk lyk a semi-s†arved s†rumpe† & im ye†²
†ake i† d hard way wid u...As lonq as i didn† men†ion
nor quo†e yhu....ßoy fuçkinq main†ain ur ricke†y lane im †ellinq u.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:25am On Nov 15, 2015
dharay99:

yhu should know I'm no† d †ypah
quy dah loves readinq lonq pos†s so
wrap up doz gibberish writeup u av up
der & injec† i† down yhur malfunctioninq
brain cells cuz i read i† no†.

Yhur qramma†ic blunders, mumuness,
& mode of acu†e_childishness
is wah I'll neva condone.....s†ream dah† up†airs.!

& s†op playinq innocen† here, u once jumped on
my diçk lyk a semi-s†arved s†rumpe† & im ye†²
†ake i† d hard way wid u...As lonq as i didn† men†ion
nor quo†e yhu....ßoy fuçkinq main†ain ur ricke†y lane im †ellinq u.

Hypocrites and Liars everywhere now!

But you took pleasure in reading and contemplating on Grandest's long writeup against me.
https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-students-admission-thread-2015/2038#40033939

See what your animosity is doing to you now
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:28am On Nov 15, 2015
One thing to note, my girl; I will fade away before you know it. I won't get to kiss those lips anymore...


My manhood won't worship your na,ked.ness anymore; it will be restrained by the roofing sands of the grave.


You see my eyes that melt you? Maggots won't show mercy when they suck the jelly and chew the crystal husk.


Though, the hairs in my chest will bear witness of the love that resided in the walls of my heart, but what would it matter?



It hurts most that I won't get to see your smiles forever, or stare into your ever-charming eyes when I'm gone.



No matter how strong my love for you is, it is too weak for vanity, my goddess.



I won't talk about the tears I shed as I type this letter from the innocence of my heart.



My goddess, should you need a comforter when I'm gone, do not hesitate to get another.


A millennium will worship your beauty, and its next generation shall adore you.



Do not cry out your beauty, my wife, do not despair. (I will always be with you in, my love).


Yes, I said you can be with another, but I have a request: REMEMBER ME.


When you see the evening wind jubilating by the grave of the sun, remember me. Remember the way I held you, the way you moaned in my powerful arms, remember the moments you made me smile and laugh when life offered no reason to. Remember the moments we walked hand in hand under bird-littered shading trees, where nightingales saw us kiss, and in return of the glamour, they sang for us.



Remember me, my peerless woman. Let this letter never leave you. Remember your imperfect man...

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 10:32am On Nov 15, 2015
blueto:


Hypocrites and Liars everywhere now!

But you took pleasure in reading and contemplating on Grandest's long writeup against me.
https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-students-admission-thread-2015/2038#40033939

See what your animosity is doing to you now
...now jejely crawl baq 2dah† post like a baby which u are
& telme wah qives u d assurance dah† i read all,
I underlined d lil ones i could read & i lef† d res†

Now say sumfin sensible
b⁴ u s†ar† jumpinq in†o FK
conclusions like a 6 0'clock delusional imbeciliç oaf.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:37am On Nov 15, 2015
I might like this to be crested on my grave when I die: HERE LIES AN IMPERFECT MAN, WHOSE HEART ALWAYS REEKED OF SADNESS. HERE LIES A SAGE, IN FULL HE CAME, NOW IN PIECES HE RESTS.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:40am On Nov 15, 2015
It doesn't get any better.... I tried...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:41am On Nov 15, 2015
It doesn't get any better.... I tried...






When you think me though, remember a sad man. When you see my kind anywhere, be ye not surprised. We exist.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Samsantos9: 10:43am On Nov 15, 2015
nolio:
oga,shey na u wan close d portal? Aebg wait I neva pay aceptans ooo.na monday I go do d needful
Lol close wetin? You can still start on monday.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:44am On Nov 15, 2015
dharay99:

...now jejely crawl baq 2dah† post like a baby which u are
& telme wah qives u d assurance dah† i read all,
I underlined d lil ones i could read & i lef† d res†

Now say sumfin sensible
b⁴ u s†ar† jumpinq in†o FK
conclusions like a 6 0'clock delusional imbeciliç oaf.
Its now obvious that your myopic disposition is so preposterous that you now repudiate the overt truth infront of the public smiley

Meticulously speaking bro, you need an exigent devine extrication from egregious and scurrilous manifestations smiley

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:54am On Nov 15, 2015
My Venus...morning star
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Samsantos9: 10:54am On Nov 15, 2015
TheBrokenSoul:
One thing to note, my girl; I will fade away before you know it. I won't get to kiss those lips anymore...


My manhood won't worship your na,ked.ness anymore; it will be restrained by the roofing sands of the grave.


You see my eyes that melt you? Maggots won't show mercy when they suck the jelly and chew the crystal husk.


Though, the hairs in my chest will bear witness of the love that resided in the walls of my heart, but what would it matter?



It hurts most that I won't get to see your smiles forever, or stare into your ever-charming eyes when I'm gone.



No matter how strong my love for you is, it is too weak for vanity, my goddess.



I won't talk about the tears I shed as I type this letter from the innocence of my heart.



My goddess, should you need a comforter when I'm gone, do not hesitate to get another.


A millennium will worship your beauty, and its next generation shall adore you.



Do not cry out your beauty, my wife, do not despair. (I will always be with you in, my love).


Yes, I said you can be with another, but I have a request: REMEMBER ME.


When you see the evening wind jubilating by the grave of the sun, remember me. Remember the way I held you, the way you moaned in my powerful arms, remember the moments you made me smile and laugh when life offered no reason to. Remember the moments we walked hand in hand under bird-littered shading trees, where nightingales saw us kiss, and in return of the glamour, they sang for us.



Remember me, my peerless woman. Let this letter never leave you. Remember your imperfect man...



Dude, i've been observing you. I love your poetic skill. Keep it up man...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 10:58am On Nov 15, 2015
blueto:

Its now obvious that your myopic disposition is so preposterous that you now repudiate the overt truth infront of the public smiley

Meticulously speaking bro, you need an exigent devine extrication from egregious and scurrilous manifestations smiley
yhu can n0w see why i said yhu
need help, yhur s†ill a kid who probably should s†ill
be in d Junior Sec School, yhu come here & ran† likah
one homeless Guinea pig & u end up disqracinq urslf,

ßlue†o seems ur daf†, see one of ur qeamma†ic
blunders down here & †elme where u fabrica†ed
dah† word from....ßabyßlue†o.!→→→>»


blueto:

Okay, I will leave the fate to God's predestination.
Meanwhile, how is Venus doing?

Hope you are propitiating her with comestable delicacies to munch, in other to immaculately gratify her epicurean nature smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:21am On Nov 15, 2015
Bob Dis e-fight no b here oo
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:32am On Nov 15, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
loool....I don't this much in person oooo....lol...I'm just used to typing with lots of Smileys or "lools" or "hehehehes".....lool
cheesy cool. I love Smileys too cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:35am On Nov 15, 2015
Babice:
sory i cudunt kal u lasnyt dear,i woz kinda bizy bt i kald dis mawnin,ar u naw konvinsd dat i av ur number?.....................supernover,wach awt,it wil b ur turn soon
shocked I'm watching out. Lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:35am On Nov 15, 2015
Mr Nolio
How far have you gone? Where are you presently?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 15, 2015
Babice:
morpheus as in?
Super Nover:

Oh "in the arms of Morpheus" is an idiomatic expression, it means to be 'fast Asleep'.


Morpheus, son of Hypnos, is the Greek god of sleep.
cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:47am On Nov 15, 2015
dharay99:

yhu can n0w see why i said yhu
need help, yhur s†ill a kid who probably should s†ill
be in d Junior Sec School, yhu come here & ran† likah
one homeless Guinea pig & u end up disqracinq urslf,

ßlue†o seems ur daf†, see one of ur qeamma†ic
blunders down here & †elme where u fabrica†ed
dah† word from....ßabyßlue†o.!→→→>»



You so funny man. that grammar is very correct. and if you dispute it, then depict an errorneous analyses and corrections.

But seriously, it seems you maintain cursory and biased assessments on your assertions.

I have consociated with an epitome of mudslingers alot, and I think its time I detach from you.
I formally implored you to halt from your acrinomous disposition, but you discarded my plea and became adamant.

This is the time to leave you to your mindset. but I am prayerful and hopeful of a change in you.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 12:07pm On Nov 15, 2015
blueto:


Hypocrites and Liars everywhere now!

But you took pleasure in reading and contemplating on Grandest's long writeup against me.
https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-students-admission-thread-2015/2038#40033939

See what your animosity is doing to you now

Impressive smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 12:16pm On Nov 15, 2015
blueto:


You so funny man. that grammar is very correct. and if you dispute it, then depict an errorneous analyses and corrections.

But seriously, it seems you maintain cursory and biased assessments on your assertions.

I have consociated with an epitome of mudslingers alot, and I think its time I detach from you.
I formally implored you to halt from your acrinomous disposition, but you discarded my plea and became adamant.

This is the time to leave you to your mindset. but I am prayerful and hopeful of a change in you.

if i†s correc† den prove me
wronq buh if yhu can†, niqqur plz shu† †he fuçk up
& qe† a life, yhu ain† s†ill ma†ured enuff
for all dez, dahiz why u rilli need help
b4 yhu qe† chained & quarantined.!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:23pm On Nov 15, 2015
Akpobi how's studies? smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:32pm On Nov 15, 2015
Fight fight Fight fight Fight fight !!!
E-fight sweet die!

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Michaeldinho: 12:33pm On Nov 15, 2015
Please guys, who among you here have paid for the NDDC hostel? I wanna pay tomao n I need to know the price. Thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:33pm On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:
Akpobi how's studies? smiley

o boy it's not easy oo
i jst managed to finish reading chemistry.

i'm abt to read physics and do the assignment buh i haven't done the maths assignment.

i'll do it hopefully this NIGHT
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:34pm On Nov 15, 2015
Michaeldinho:
Please guys, who among you here have paid for the NDDC hostel? I wanna pay tomao n I need to know the price. Thanks

i think its 25k
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:39pm On Nov 15, 2015
akpobi:


o boy it's not easy oo
i jst managed to finish reading chemistry.

i'm abt to read physics and do the assignment buh i haven't done the maths assignment.

i'll do it hopefully this NIGHT
Cool. cool keep it up.
I'll start reading soon.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Michaeldinho: 12:49pm On Nov 15, 2015
Akpobi thanks. Akpobi R u in Basic Medical Science (BMS)?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 12:52pm On Nov 15, 2015
SuperNover:

cheesy cool. I love Smileys too cool
lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
hehehehe....yes o...plenty berra



Hmmmm, tell me na..

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