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There was this lady called Nike in my neighborhood who I'd been scoping for a long time, as a matter of fact, it's been over four months 'cos I can remember vividly that it all started on one cool saturday evening, 5th of January to be precise. I don't want to bore you with how it all pawned out to be, but in a nut-shell she declined me, and offered me friendship instead. On the first day of April, something terrible happened. She called my phone and the following conversation ensued:
Nike: Hello cutie.
Me: (surprised) Hey beauty, how are you? Am so happy to hear from you.
Nike: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if
you can come over at my place because I'm feeling very
Hot right now.
Mechocked) OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.
At the girl's house...
Nike: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your
clothes and let's have sex?
I took of my clothes in a hurry, feeling very excited. After taking off my clothes...
Nike: (laughing and shouts) APRIL FOOL!
If you were the one in my shoes what will you do?

You are really a fool in the April oo

But

Aal izz well

April fool after she don see your prick?

Na lie oo,I go rape am

holyFRED:
April fool after she don see your prick?


Na lie oo,I go rape am

Haba!!!! That's 14yrs behind the bars, I assume you know. I hate that word *rape*, pls, don't encourage it.

Hope she went naked for the equation to be balanced sha

ardeks:
Haba!!!! That's 14yrs behind the bars, I assume you know. I hate that word *rape*, pls, don't encourage it.

Broda,I just dey joke na

Zeedarh:
Hope she went naked for the equation to be balanced sha

She didn't o, my sister.

holyFRED:
Broda,I just dey joke na

Berra

Na to wake up from YOUR DREAM..

hahaha

holyFRED:
April fool after she don see your prick?


Na lie oo,I go rape am

ardeks:
She didn't o, my sister.

Eehya. Sorry for your loss