₦airaland Forum

TrapLORD:
I'm in nigeria na? Na today?? I'm in owerri right now. Imo state.

Do u enjoy swimming?

Laveda:
You don't like it?

Geraraheremehn:
With those sexiness on you?

Ishilove:
Mscheeeeeew. Owerri. Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeew . See the local place. I bin tink sey I don hammer with Yankee based Nairalander, not knowing he is in Owerri. Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew



Yes I enjoy swimming. I enjoy watching people swim, that is

TrapLORD:
Its almost like I'm quoting tsom

Laveda:
hehe but his is bolder though.

TrapLORD:
LMAO! Chai!! That's why I'm so scared of my naija sistas . Una too like moni!!!!!!

Well, I'm currently in owerri, and point of correction, owerri is NOT local my dear, a visit would prove you wrong babe..

Ummm... Okay, buh with all those curves on ya, u sure u gonna be comfy in bikini? Or is it gonna be trunks?

TrapLORD:
Oh, yea.. So u just woke up n decided to start typing in a certain kind of font?


Babe, u gonna teach me howta prepare that soup. Ah need to learn am cos that buka girl has finished all my moni

yup dearie. . And the blue colour is cool, I forget to use it at times

Alright. .I will. . Wanna watch me cook or I just write the procedures and send for you?

Ishilove:
That's not what I heard. I heard Owerri has horrible roads and brown rooftops. That's what they said in the politics section

It will be trunks live and direct. I will sit at the edge and watch y'all drink other people's body fluids

Laveda:
you dearie. . And the blue colour is coo, I forget to use it at times

Alright. .I will. . Wanna watch me cook or I just write the procedures and send for you?

TrapLORD:
Nope, u're wrong. Owerri has a couple of bad roads but not brown rooftops. I'm sure u know Okorocha has a rep for being a "show off" so u can only imagine what owerri would look like.


You berra let those things flourish , I hate trunks! Makes a chic look like a granny . And as for drinking body fluids, I don't think we'll go during the festivities so the pool shud be pretty scanty.... Don't tell me u're shy? U cud wear a nice bikini and a scarf

TrapLORD:
I'll watch you do it. I'll furk it up if I do it on my own, buh I'll do my best shaa..

You're a cook already nau, I trust you can do well

Ishilove:
Error. Sinnzu, the festive periods is when the crowd at those recreational centers in Lagos will be tripled. I made the mistake of visting Ikeja Mall last December and bitterly regretted it. It seems all of ipledge's secondary schoolmates all over Nigeria had a meeting and agreed to assemble at the mall . The place was choked up! I was practically moving sideways Now imagine how the pools will be. Worse

I am actually very shy. You want the world to behold uber camel toe?!?

Laveda:
You're a cook already nau, I trust you can do well

TrapLORD:
Jesu!! Laff don kill me for hia I swear down!! Ishi you're a total clown!!


I'm also very shy too oo, I mean SUPER SHY, but once I get in my comfort zone, I'm a beast!

Don't wory, a scarf can hide the goodies atleast till you're inside the pool. I'm guessing u can't swim too?

Laveda:

TrapLORD:
hehehe, u know I'mma little bit of a chef, I owe you a meal too .

Has the harmattan started hammering ya'll at home?

lol yeah. . I'm still a learner you know, but I'm good at that soup

My perfect season, I'm gonna be singing "I'm cold" till we get over this season . . My people go tire for me ....not so serious here yet , but hAs started

Ishilove:
@bolded, I don't know why people keep saying this. I thought I'm *sadist*

iKid. I'm not shy, just reserved

Yes I cannot swim, but I love the sound of the waves hitting the seashore. Have you listened to it at night? It sounds like ten thousand trucks moving over speed bumps. I prefer nature to the artificial. It's unbeatable!

Laveda:
lol yeah. . I'm still a learner you know, but I'm good at that soup

My perfect season, I'm gonna be singing "I'm cold" till we get over this season . . My people go tire for me ....not so serious here yet , but hAs started

TrapLORD:
I trust you na, ur bodi na thermometer

Yea, you've said so.. I can't wait to taste yours. Was it mumcy who taught you??

those times hun, you complain tire I don't even understand myself

Wow, someone can't wait to taste my meal yeah mum. . . I just had to learn cause I love the soup, I'm good at cooking afang and egusi

Laveda:
those times hun, you complain tire I don't even understand myself

Wow, someone can't wait to taste my meal yeah mum. . . I just had to learn cause I love the soup, I'm good at cooking afang and egusi

TrapLORD:
LOL, you're always cold ..


both my fav soups?? I go die untop ur matter I swear!

one might even think I'm not based in Nigeria
no die abeg

TrapLORD:
LOL I think its cos your sense of humour is top notch babe...

I'm not too good either, but I learned a few stuff I could show you.
No, I haven't had the privilege of being at a beach side at night... Been at a river side tho, at a creek, but the water was still all night.

Nature beats artificial anyday! I recently started enjoying the outdoors too! I used to be more of an indoor guy till I started at my new job.

How do you unwind?

Ishilove:
You were by the riverside at night...? Issokay!


Didja see a lady with 3 brreasts? I hear we see such stuff at night at river side.

What's your new job? I unwind by nairalanding, reading and stuff like that

Deejavuu:
Yawns! !

Laveda:
one might even think I'm not based in Nigeria
no die abeg

prettythicksme:
Wetin i find come here self cc:Trap.lORD

TrapLORD:
Yes? Has biafran corck started hungrying you again?

TrapLORD:
Hehehehe... ajekpako gerh like you

How u feeling tonight bae?

At least there's still small "Aje" in it

I'm okay, network is fuccking with me

prettythicksme:
Mtchewwwwww wey ur face for dat pinshure u uploaded?