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Ishilove:
My pic is on my dp na

I'm hot and mosquito wants to finish my enemy

TrapLORD:
Perhaps its cos I'm the last child of my fam.. Cuddle me first n ask questions later

TrapLORD:
Awwww... You should've sprayed some insecticide before sleeping.


Something tells me u're fuccking with me

That pic is barely visible babe..

Ishilove:
Oya come lemme cuddle you, tata

Ishilove:
The mosquitos here sniff insecticide to get high. It gingers them

I'm not fuccking with you o. That's an edited picture of me. Abi you want me to post a clearer one so that your people will steal it and paste all over Nairaland?

TrapLORD:
hope u set those babies free? My head needs rest on smthn soft n comfy

TrapLORD:
LOOL! Insecticide gingers em?? Perhaps u're using those fancy types buy those ones they call "tuza-tuza" . Its sold in little vials for about N50 or thereabouts.. Those ones are more brutal


I know its edited, looks almost like you painted you pretty face in oil .. You still look very pretty tho.. NO! You should know me better...
I aint that shallow.. Just put it up n take it down, its just us in here babe..

Ishilove:
Ehn I set them free. Create space in the middle of the sweat and mushy dusting powder and rest your head

Ishilove:
Okay, 2 mins

TrapLORD:
shoot!

TrapLORD:

Ishilove:
You don see am?

TrapLORD:
U're such a fun spolier! . I won't play with you again jorr

TrapLORD:
Yes ma'am... And I reserve my comments. Or would you like to hear/read them?

Ishilove:
I'm just being honest. The one I use here is called 'ultimate Rambo'. It kills roaches and rats, but makes the mosquitoes go wild

TrapLORD:
"Ultimate Rambo"

Sweety u're gonna need to relocate once your rent expires, no one should go through such torture abeg.


I can imagine how high the mosquitoes get after inhaling "Rambo"

Ishilove:
It's the environs. There are a lot of grasses in the area hence the preponderance of mosquitoes

TrapLORD:
Swty, ur life is important abeg... Abi u wan go cut the grasses for them? Except the house belongs to you, then I suggest you scram!

Ishilove:
Awww, thanks TrapLord, I am very flattered by the compliments. You're a handsome fellow too from the few times I've seen your pic.

TrapLORD:
Done! And thank you for those compliments too..

I'm not too big on typo eloquence like you are buh I hope I did my best?

Ishilove:
Yes you did. My head was just swelling to the extent I had to tie the head with wrapper so that it wouldn't overswell

TrapLORD:
LOL @community grass, abeg make una do meeting concerning the grasses jorr.

TrapLORD:
Go jorr.. Like you don't get to hear that everyday... .

Ishilove:
No I don't o. Na you dey talk am

Ishilove:
Gotta retire. Work calleth

iAmCharis: