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Guys, we need to be serious with our lives. Something happened yesterday. A woman that was hale and healthy during the day (she even attended a financial seminar). And when it's evening, she was just feeling little pains, and it was increasing, that she almost died. And she was like, 'is this how people die?

You don't know when death might come. Live your life for God. Accept Jesus Christ into your life today, before it's too late. So you can reign with Jesus Christ in His Kingdom Heaven.

This message might be for you.
What if you die tomorrow?

Lil john was a terrorist

flokii:
abeg help me ask them o...


all these big babies forming graduates...

S.S 1 community sec. school boy will obtain a year 5 CU boy... shey na life be dat

abi oshi

na you get your mouth. use am go celebrate the Community Open College wey you neva still get admission to enter.

leave our paradise for us. we like am like that!

And this made fp?

Kreamie:
And this made fp?

I didnt understand most of them

hmm

Skit: When A Slap In London Sends You Back To Lagos Nigeria..Haha!

http://todaybase.com/skit-when-a-slap-in-london-sends-you-back-to-lagos-nigeria-haha/

bettercreature:
I didnt understand most of them

don't worry it's not your fault.

dats why the topic implies that only those attending/who attended Covenant University will relate. Cos I relate with everything as a pioneer student (first set in 2002)!

I will literally be insane if i found this funny

Noting is funny about the post except the prayer and the comments

'Pairing Up' ?

Thats what happens when u're in a secondary school thinking u're in a university.

Fvck on the road in UNN. Who cares?

This shouldn't be in education trend.
Seun should create a trend for bullshits

oboye! see as ppl just dey vex dey provoke because dem papa no get money send dem go ajebutter university lol

the time you guys spend hating could be rather better spent pondering how to get a life to afford your children the luxury when the time comes ok

petkruz:
Nice school, but too many rules! Unlike uniben the height of fun and promiscuity.

Came here to observe inferior people like you. Grow up ehn . . . . Pls grow up fast.

I'm surprised, you didn't say the "Hello?" I didn't go to CU, but my cousins full that university for about 6 years. I can still hear my sister's voice when she's imitating the man, sotay I can now do it by myself.

bettercreature:
I didnt understand most of them

I was waiting for aproko folks like you to make the bad belle comment and you showed up.

Standing5:
I was waiting for aproko folks like you to make the bad belle comment and you showed up.

Lol plastic university! Why on earth should i go to convenant university even if its TUITION FREE

flokii:
abeg help me ask them o...


all these big babies forming graduates...

S.S 1 community sec. school boy will obtain a year 5 CU boy... shey na life be dat

abi oshi

So na uni you go open your own eye abi.

18. High cost of tuition fees.

bettercreature:
Lol plastic university! Why on earth should i go to convenant university even if its TUITION FREE

Easy! Cos you couldn't afford to feed there even if you were allowed to study for free.

PS: It's COVenant - not CONvenant. Schmuck!

I dnt knw y I like CU so much...a very nice uni.......

bettercreature:
Lol plastic university! Why on earth should i go to convenant university even if its TUITION FREE

plastic uni . . . You think those wreckages were they sit down like almajiri, sort 50% of workload and hussle to drink beer are solid schools. You missed it. . . Big time

brainbucks:
Easy! Cos you couldn't afford to feed there even if you were allowed to study for free.

PS: It's COVenant - not CONvenant. Schmuck!

Are you serious? i didnt school in NIGERIA foooooooz

Standing5:
plastic uni . . . You think those wreckages were they sit down like almajiri, sort 50% of workload and hussle to drink beer are solid schools. You missed it. . . Big time

Life in my secondary school was even better than life in your PLASTIC UNIVERSITY,i rep OLASHORE

brainbucks:
Easy! Cos you couldn't afford to feed there even if you were allowed to study for free.

PS: It's COVenant - not CONvenant. Schmuck!

after sorting their way thru, open eye do come be that. Almajiri graduates boasting of how they join chop subsidy clean mouth.

bettercreature:
Are you serious? i didnt school in NIGERIA foooooooz

Oh that's already quite obvious. Only in Somalia would you have studied and still not be able to spell a word as bafflingly easy as "covenant"

No worries though. You're still regarded as having studied abroad.

Bwahahahahahhahhhahah

bettercreature:
Life in my secondary school was even better than life in your PLASTIC UNIVERSITY,i rep OLASHORE

ha ha ha . . . From olashore jamb lesson to road side uni in benin where the admit with junior waec. If not inferiority complex, what the meaning of the trash you just yarn?

Standing5:
ha ha ha . . . From olashore jamb lesson to road side uni in benin where the admit with junior waec. If not inferiority complex, what the meaning of the trash you just yarn?

Stop sparking incorrect english,student of plastic university! dont burn Nairaland

petkruz:
Nice school, but too many rules! Unlike uniben the height of fun and promiscuity.

Which fun? In my own uniben?

The Hebron drink d OP is taking about Is different from the Blood. Hebron drink is also available in apple and Orange. Its not available now. I should have snap d pic here

ValerianSteel:
I can relate with the one of Hebron drink.

I was once at Convenant cafeteria and they sold what winners people popularly refer to as blood(the red juice they serve as communion) as normal soft drink to me.

I was like what kind of school is this,where's students can't even choose what they eat or drink.

bettercreature:
Stop sparking incorrect english,student of plastic university! dont burn Nairaland

incorrect english is your problem abi. What about incorrect spelling?

End time school.