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Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nwaiberibe: 7:08pm On Aug 01, 2015
An old Igbo radio play I listened to sometime last year. I was able to cram the court scene


Ugadie - the plaintiff
Enyidie - defendant
Adaku - Ugadie's daughter
Igbojionwu - Ugadie's husband
Uche - Enyidie's husband
Judge
Nwadisi - an English observant

Judge: (in a strained English accent) good morning, sir!
Nwadisi: good morning!
Judge: it's a pleasure, sir!
Nwadisi: idika mma?
Judge: anyi di mma, anyi di mma
Nwadisi: Kedu maka di bo nu?
Judge: ha di mma, ha di mma!
Nwadisi: ka yi dokwa ipe ka yi were taata

Judge: onye kporo ikpe puta! Ugadie, biaanu. Rigoro n'elu ogba chife aka n'azu. We're arusi a wee maara anyi iyi n'iga ekwuriri eziokwu

Ugadie: eji'm arusi a na ama iyi na agam ekwuriri eziokwu gwa ndi ulo ikpe. Oburu na m ekwu okwu asi, arusi a gbukwa mu o. Ofo na ogu jidekwa mo

Judge: Ugadie, obu onye ka igbara akwukwo? Koro anyi ihe bu iwe gi.

Ugadie: O bu Enyidie ka m gbara akwukwo. O taram aru na nti, gwa okwu ojo. O ga agbam ogwu na nti, nyekwam olu ite mu o!

Judge: Olu ite mere agha?

Ugadie: Olu ite'm wara awa m nyere ya mgbe obiara di ohuu, o jiri chebe ube o Kuru aku. Ma ube etochakwala, gbaa mkpuru, ma nwanyi a akaa tubeghi ime, ka o na mukwa nu amu. O bu eziokwu na ube ahu etochakwala. Ma oga enyeririm olu item o! Ya awakwala awa!

Crowd: (booing) wooo! woo!! Woooooooo!!! Ajo nwanyi! Onye ojo! Obi gi agbaka. Tufiakwa!

Judge: silence! (noise dies down) Ugadie, ijikwa n'aka na imara ihe I na ekwu?

Ugadie: eee! A maram ihe'm n'ekwu. Ya nye'm olu ite'm ka onye obula gawara onwe ya.

Uche: Nyanyi, ijikwa nu olu ite wara awa eme gini?

Ugadie: ajulam! Enwere onye ogbasara? Achorom iweghari ihe m. Dassolu!

Judge: Ugadie, ngwa ga nara oche. (Ugadie goes out) odimma, Enyidie, Rigoro n'elu ogba bia zara onu gi. We're arusi a wee maara anyi iyi.

Enyidie: (steps up) eji'm arusi a na ama iyi na aga'm ekwuriri eziokwu gwa ndi ulo ikpe. Oburu na'm ekwuo okwu asi, arusi a gbukwa mu o. Ofo na ogu jidekwa m o!

Judge: Enyidie, I nula ihe Ugadie kwuru maka gi?

Enyidie: ee, nna anyi o. Obughi ikpe ka Ugadie kpotaram m o. O biara ikoro uwa otu'm si ghara imuta nwa.

Judge: hmm

Enyidie: okwa o si na mu ga agba ya ogwu na nti? Ekwerem ekwe. Okwa osi na mu ga egbutu osisi ube n'ukwu bunye ya olu ite ya? Ekwerem ekwe. Ma na biko kpotaram Adaku nwa ya. Onwere aka ebe o ga agbara'm.

Judge: Onye bu Adaku? Ya puta na ogbo.

Igbojionwu: (angrily) Adaku oso ha luo ogu? Adaku oso ha luo ogu? angry angry

Judge: mechie onu, nwokem! (Adaku steps in)
Enyidie, ngwa, kwubezie nu

Enyidie: nna anyi o, nwolomgbo, nwolomgbo Adaku yi n'olu; obu nke'm o

Judge: nne, o bu nke ya?

Adaku: ee, nna anyi

Judge: Ugadie, o bu n'ezi?

Ugadie: ee! Ya were nwolomgbo ya

Judge: Enyidie, kwubezie nu

Enyidie: nna anyi o, o kwa imana eriri dobiri adobi o naghi ezukwa zi. Ya mere, aga egbupu Adaku isi, bunye'm nwolomgbo'm o.

Crowd: hahahaha! Ugadie egbuola onwe ya. Odimma! Ajo nwayi, ifugo onwe gi ugbua!

Judge: silence! Odimma, ndi oje ozi putazie nu. (guards step in) jidenu Adaku, kee ya eriri, gbupu ya isi, ma weputa nwolomgbo ahu. Ga kwa na ulo, gbupu osisi ube na ukwu bugekwara Ugadie olu ite ya

Adaku: (crying) nnem o! Anwuom o! Biko nyerem aka o! Ewoo!

Ugadie: (panicking and in tears) ewooooooo! Efuom oo! Ekweghim o! Enyidie nwayi obi oma, zoba nu ya o, ka isi ha gbuo nwa'm? Okwa Adaku bu nke mu na gi. Okwa mu na gi dibukwa na mma?

Enyidie: ichetara na muna gi dibukwa na mma?

Ugadie: ee, nne'm. Gbaghara zienum o! Biko, biko, biko. Ejikwam Chukwunna ayo gi. Hapuzinu olu ite, inugo? Hapuzikwa nwa'm o. Asiri egbukwa m ooooo!!!

Enyidie: (crying)

Judge: Enyidie, inwere okwu?

Enyidie: ee, nna anyi o! Ejighi njo akwu ugwo njo. Onye mere nke o mere, Chukwunna ga akwukwa ya ugwo. Hapuru anyi nwa o

Judge: hmm

Igbojionwu: chai! Enyidie, ka Chukwunna gozierem gi. Nwanyi oma. Chai!

Judge: ndi oje ozi, ngwa keghapuzienu Adaku

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Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 4:14am On Aug 02, 2015
Please can someone help me to translate Phyno's Ojigi? I know only the meaning of the title. I take God beg una that song na my life song and I need some explanashuns as to the meaning angry wink
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by XBLadez: 1:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
Akuko gi nke a atoka, Nwaiberibe grin cheesy

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Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nwaiberibe: 4:38pm On Aug 07, 2015
XBLadez:
Akuko gi nke a atoka, Nwaiberibe grin cheesy
grin grin
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by odensibiri: 11:08pm On Aug 07, 2015
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by DANILSA(m): 5:24pm On Aug 25, 2015
Choi otegokwa. umuigbo ñuonu, rienu ma muonu. Ekelem Ezepromo 1, Ochiozuo 1. abatagom.
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by DANILSA(m): 5:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
Ole toshman na adoabi, ekelem unu umunnem.
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2015
Toshmann onye apari.

Anyi na ekwu okwu izu ala, I na ekwu maka inwe room na lekwa ntu house cheesy

Bia, I si na gini mere nwanne otele?
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by GODSBEAUTY(f): 10:30am On Sep 08, 2015
kedu onye ga agwa m ihe na eme ebe a ? Okenye anokwa na ulo ?
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Zillionglobal(m): 4:56pm On Sep 09, 2015
Igbo bu igbo mmamma nu, umuigbo mou nu, zou nu,rie nu, nke onye chiri ya zere. Esi Abuja ekele unu igbo n'ile.
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Zillionglobal(m): 4:57pm On Sep 09, 2015
Ada di mma kedu ka I mere
GODSBEAUTY:
kedu onye ga agwa m ihe na eme ebe a ? Okenye anokwa na ulo ?
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 7:37am On Oct 29, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Please can someone help me to translate Phyno's Ojigi? I know only the meaning of the title. I take God beg una that song na my life song and I need some explanashuns as to the meaning angry wink

Come to me ..I will make u understand the meaning in a sensual and sexual way

Inugo
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 7:46am On Oct 29, 2015
GODSBEAUTY:
kedu onye ga agwa m ihe na eme ebe a ? Okenye anokwa na ulo ?
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Smartiegurl(f): 9:59am On Oct 29, 2015
ndi be anyi, ana m ekele oo
Am proudly Igbo and obliged to join you guys..
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 11:54pm On Oct 29, 2015
grin Nne I bu so nma, eshi Chineke kere gi wu oge uka, I wu lawa chaa,iwu dachiiii
Smartiegurl:
ndi be anyi, ana m ekele oo

Am proudly Igbo and obliged to join you guys..
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Smartiegurl(f): 6:19am On Oct 30, 2015
DikeOha882:
grin Nne I bu so nma, eshi Chineke kere gi wu oge uka, I wu lawaaa,iwu dachiiii
hehehe! daalu rie ne.
ututu oma!

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Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by agabaI23(m): 12:12am On Oct 31, 2015
Ndi Igbo olia? TonyChristopher I ka noriri?
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 2:30am On Oct 31, 2015
agabaI23:
Ndi Igbo olia? TonyChristopher I ka noriri?

Ana m ya nwanne
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by agabaI23(m): 8:20am On Oct 31, 2015
tonychristopher:


Ana m ya nwanne
Udo
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nwaiberibe: 6:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
Odika ike o na agwu umunne anyi ibia ebe a. Ihe ojoo ka obu undecided
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Obiobi8(m): 12:17am On Dec 02, 2015
Mmiri mara m, ebe m na eso obi m oh!!
Mmiri mara m, ebe m na eso obi m oh!!

Mmiri mara m, o mara m mana owutero m!!
Anwu chara m, o chara m mana owutero m!!

Ebe m na eso obi m oh, obi chelu mu oh, aghakwana m!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElpzsR1V61w
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:17am On Dec 02, 2015
Nwaiberibe:
Odika ike o na agwu umunne anyi ibia ebe a. Ihe ojoo ka obu undecided

Maka gini si....onwere ndi nooo ebea gbuooo ndi dika asadike , okeipku, ifyalways , ugoma ,chino , na mu

Onwele ndi na achokwa ikpu di ka m
Nweke di amu ogologo


Fa ncha dikwa
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:17am On Dec 02, 2015
Nwaiberibe:
Odika ike o na agwu umunne anyi ibia ebe a. Ihe ojoo ka obu undecided

Kedu UDI afa by nka

Ike gwuru gi
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:19am On Dec 02, 2015
Smartiegurl:
ndi be anyi, ana m ekele oo

Am proudly Igbo and obliged to join you guys..

Biko kedu size brassiere GI....

I am interested ...eziokwu
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:20am On Dec 02, 2015
agabaI23:
Ndi Igbo olia? TonyChristopher I ka noriri?

Mba ....INA aju m.... ichoro ka m nwuoooo.....if I die my manhood lives on....mana onwu mana ndu ...aga na aku ikpu


Juo okeipku

Kedu
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:21am On Dec 02, 2015
GODSBEAUTY:
kedu onye ga agwa m ihe na eme ebe a ? Okenye anokwa na ulo ?


NNE bia bie m oma
Anu m na uno
nokwa ya
Ife njiri bulu nwoke nokwa ya

Kedu nke ichoro
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:23am On Dec 02, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Please can someone help me to translate Phyno's Ojigi? I know only the meaning of the title. I take God beg una that song na my life song and I need some explanashuns as to the meaning angry wink


Dont worry after my insertion you will understand the music


Mana serious that phyno is bad
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:23am On Dec 02, 2015
[quote author=DANILSA post=37325741]Choi otegokwa. umuigbo ñuonu, rienu ma muonu. Ekelem Ezepromo 1, Ochiozuo 1.
abatagom.[/quote

Kene m
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by asadike(f): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2015
tonychristopher:


Maka gini si....onwere ndi nooo ebea gbuooo ndi dika asadike , okeipku, ifyalways , ugoma ,chino , na mu

Onwele ndi na achokwa ikpu di ka m
Nweke di amu ogologo


Fa ncha dikwa
oyo mu, ke kwanu?
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:31am On Dec 02, 2015
asadike:
oyo mu, ke kwanu?

Nwanyi oma
Enewe ukwu egbuo ewu
Enewe ikpu ede cheque


NNE idi egwu
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by asadike(f): 11:45am On Dec 02, 2015
tonychristopher:

Nwanyi oma Enewe ukwu egbuo ewu Enewe ikpu ede cheque

NNE idi egwu
lol. tony, igbu go'mu
Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tonychristopher: 11:48am On Dec 02, 2015
asadike:
lol. tony, igbu go'mu

NNE idi tooo much

Afu nwanyi oma afu ezigbo ara


Otua ka odi

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