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How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by GloryDuke: 6:59am On Dec 03, 2015
When next his Excellency Bashorun Dr. Peter Ayodele Fayose (JP) rushes out to defend Dasuki's $2 billion and Dokpesi's N2 billion share of it, the mathematicians among us should render a public service by breaking down the heist into a language that the Governor can understand.
You have to translate the figures involved into his instruments of governance.

In other words, how many kilos of ponmo, shawa fish, atarodo, palm oil, ajinomoto, la casera, zobo, salt, and rice can $2 billion supply to the bellies of Ekiti?

If you break it down for His Excellency like that, he will scream:"Ori iya mi o"!

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by dammytosh: 7:06am On Dec 03, 2015
Lol

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Elslim: 7:07am On Dec 03, 2015
lol

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Babacele: 7:11am On Dec 03, 2015
na so we go break am down for d tout excellency!

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Nobody: 7:25am On Dec 03, 2015
And that's pdp's fav gov

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by henchamb(m): 7:25am On Dec 03, 2015
People funny for this world oh

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Mjshexy(f): 8:32am On Dec 03, 2015
What do u want to explain to an illiterate market man that only understands tomatoes and pomo, we don't have the luxury of time to squander on that man jare. He's just an attention seeker but he shouldn't worry the hunt is getting close to him...

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by austine4real(m): 8:47am On Dec 03, 2015
Na my matter u kari com here abi?

I don mark ur face i arrest u
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Warlord3000(m): 8:48am On Dec 03, 2015
Crazy OP.... Lwkmd for here cheesy


Well. It's enlightening speaking in Fayose language wink
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by DaBullIT(m): 9:09am On Dec 03, 2015
I bet he is not so defend-y right now
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by vedaxcool(m): 9:19am On Dec 03, 2015
grin grin grin Chei unah dey craze for NL

Have you tried translating the whole saga into Yoruba? The guy acts more like a village idiotu than one who was ever educated!
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by teeboila(m): 9:20am On Dec 03, 2015
Lalasticlala, lets see this on the front page and let the Wailers wail small today.

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by yahrant140(m): 9:22am On Dec 03, 2015
Anybody can try to gild the lily, nobody can change the fact that mother is universally called Mama. A thief is a thief. This may be one scandal that will trump Watergate in the Guinness. I will never defend corrupters in my life. Anybody found guilty should not only be published but be given Chinese model of retribution. This is defining moment.

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Lanretoye(m): 9:31am On Dec 03, 2015
And tell him that witch hunt is a process of cooking ogbono soup.

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Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by babyfaceafrica: 9:53am On Dec 03, 2015
lmao...thats the peoples governor oo....Ekiti really dissapointed me with this type of governor...well its there choice
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by project8(m): 10:05am On Dec 03, 2015
GloryDuke:
When next his Excellency Bashorun Dr. Peter Ayodele Fayose (JP) rushes out to defend Dasuki's $2 billion and Dokpesi's N2 billion share of it, the mathematicians among us should render a public service by breaking down the heist into a language that the Governor can understand.
You have to translate the figures involved into his instruments of governance.

In other words, how many kilos of ponmo, shawa fish, atarodo, palm oil, ajinomoto, la casera, zobo, salt, and rice can $2 billion supply to the bellies of Ekiti?

If you break it down for His Excellency like that, he will scream:"Ori iya mi o"!
see finishing moves.....this is called: FLAWLESS VICTORY.I hope fayose's e-rats are following
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by ibisko04: 11:07am On Dec 03, 2015
Why are you belittling my governor? He knows very well what the money can buy, he is only too blinded by hatred and partisanship thinking.
Anyway, Fayose must make money available to Ekiti workers for Christmas and New year celebration.
October and November salaries are yet to be paid.
All new taxes from tipper drivers, butchers, market men and women , shops owner and all sundry income accruing to the state coffers must be judiciously used for the benefit of all Ekiti people.
Eleyi yato si owo Abuja.
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Nobody: 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy Op yu r very wicked oooo.
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by suredata247: 12:05pm On Dec 03, 2015
ok
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by ManTiger(m): 12:28pm On Dec 03, 2015
Lalasticlala this one na confirm food o.
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Ademolaononuga: 1:07pm On Dec 03, 2015
Gov. Fayose go shout: "CHAI!!!! END TIME OLES, BARAWOS, BANZA"
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Meritbaba(m): 1:26pm On Dec 03, 2015
hahahahahahahha......lmao....food don ready o, wailers over to you.
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by coolar: 1:29pm On Dec 03, 2015
Gov. Fayose is just trying to build a reputation so as to attract sympathy when "nemesis" pays him courtesy visit.
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by hayorzzyzx(m): 1:31pm On Dec 03, 2015
But It is The Truth
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Nobody: 1:35pm On Dec 03, 2015
Fayose, the fish seller
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by wolewolsz(m): 2:49pm On Dec 03, 2015
D governor sef don mute for some days now.
baba dey observe lowkey
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Adesiji77: 3:13pm On Dec 03, 2015
grin grin
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by yahrant140(m): 3:16pm On Dec 03, 2015
And this is not half of the half of the half (sic) of the corruption that took place right under him. We still haven't scratched NNPC, NDDC, Contracts Bazaar, Power... I heard privately about that of NIMASA and afraid catch me. By the time we turn full circle, somebody should apologies for the injustice done to the linguist who coined the word - HERO
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Saturn213: 3:16pm On Dec 03, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


This is so funny but on point
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by Bevista: 3:19pm On Dec 03, 2015
Let's provide some more perspective:

Throughout Fayose's 8yr tenure as governor, the total amount of money he will receive from FAAC and IGR is less than $2b.
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by charcoal(m): 3:25pm On Dec 03, 2015
hahaha Fayose na Correct bushman!
Re: How To Explain Dasuki's $2bn Scam To Governor Fayose! by dridowu: 3:27pm On Dec 03, 2015
Ok

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