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Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by DEWKID(op): 6:38am On Dec 04, 2015
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I think this statement about Nigeria police is
funny.

1. AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief.

2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then you catch him…

3. ARAB POLICE STYLE : Kidnap the thief’s wife and then threaten the thief to surrender..

4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE : Sing for the thief until he comes close to you, then catch them..

5. NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE : Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he’s
a thief.

TRUE OR FALSE….??

Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by Nobody: 6:41am On Dec 04, 2015
grin funny...
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by Tintinnoty(m): 6:42am On Dec 04, 2015
like seriously
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by nikkiking(m): 6:47am On Dec 04, 2015
grin which is why we nigerians find it difficult to co-operate with the men in black in this country.


They behave like thugs in dealing with criminal offences.

Meanwhile they robbed citizens of their innocence after the men from the under world had left.
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by ccollins(m): 6:55am On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
grin funny...
hola cariño, no podía seguir
que la mensajería en otro
tema, los moderadores aquí
cerraron el tema .. has
conseguido mi correo
electrónico y sí todavía puede
escribir en español muy bien y
hablar en un buen nivel
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by Nobody: 7:14am On Dec 04, 2015
ccollins:
hola cariño, no podía seguir
que la mensajería en otro
tema, los moderadores aquí
cerraron el tema .. has
conseguido mi correo
electrónico y sí todavía puede
escribir en español muy bien y
hablar en un buen nivel
Shall we speak in English instead?
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by ccollins(m): 7:22am On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
Shall we speak in English instead?
alright baby, you got my email
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by Nobody: 7:24am On Dec 04, 2015
ccollins:
alright baby, you got my email
Email? Where did u send me? shocked
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by ccollins(m): 7:59am On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
Email? Where did u send me? shocked
when we started speaking espanyol...sent it in other topic we talked it is collins4reall@gmail.com.. let continue chat dear.
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by Nobody: 8:01am On Dec 04, 2015
ccollins:
when we started speaking espanyol...sent it in other topic we talked it is collins4reall@gmail.com.. let continue chat dear.
Oh sorry I didn't get that undecided
I'll send u one now.
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by Nobody: 8:34am On Dec 04, 2015
ccollins:
when we started speaking espanyol...sent it in other topic we talked it is collins4reall@gmail.com.. let continue chat dear.
Got it? cool
Re: Hilarious!! How True Is This Statement About Nigeria Police? (see) by ccollins(m): 9:05am On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:
Got it? cool
yes baby, sent you a msg now
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