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Shocking! Jesus Is Not Coming Back- Vatican by Everfrank(op): 9:25am On Dec 12, 2015
A SPOKESPERSON for the
Vatican (Roman Catholic)
has officially announced that
the second coming of Jesus,
the only son of the God, may
not happen now after all, but
urged followers to still
continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this
years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s
last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to
Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the
looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s
probably flat out doing other really good things
for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised
his disciples that he would come again in
chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are
many homes up where my Father lives, and I am
going to prepare them for your coming. When
everything is ready, then I will come and get you,
so that you can always be with Me where I am. If
this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise,
claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the
time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its
ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore.
“We all make promises we can’t keep when
we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on
rebuilding its reputation around the world, but
will have keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s
second coming.
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Re: Shocking! Jesus Is Not Coming Back- Vatican by Nobody: 9:28am On Dec 12, 2015
Confusion everywhere
Re: Shocking! Jesus Is Not Coming Back- Vatican by okosodo: 9:29am On Dec 12, 2015
Catholics in collabo with islam are the real antichrist incase you dont know
Re: Shocking! Jesus Is Not Coming Back- Vatican by italo: 9:55am On Dec 12, 2015
okosodo:
Catholics in collabo with islam are the real antichrist incase you dont know
osedvgirl:
Confusion everywhere
Everfrank:
A SPOKESPERSON for the
Vatican (Roman Catholic)
has officially announced that
the second coming of Jesus,
the only son of the God, may
not happen now after all, but
urged followers to still
continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this
years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s
last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to
Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the
looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s
probably flat out doing other really good things
for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised
his disciples that he would come again in
chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are
many homes up where my Father lives, and I am
going to prepare them for your coming. When
everything is ready, then I will come and get you,
so that you can always be with Me where I am. If
this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise,
claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the
time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its
ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore.
“We all make promises we can’t keep when
we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on
rebuilding its reputation around the world, but
will have keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s
second coming.
http://howafrica.com/south-african-ladies-are-the-most-beautiful-in-africa-check-this-photo-and-judge/?utm_source=&utm_medium=faceboo
The Catholic Church never said that. There's nobody called "Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore."

It's just one of the many lies peddled by devilish protestants against the Catholic Church.
Re: Shocking! Jesus Is Not Coming Back- Vatican by orisa37: 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2015
Christ is here and will always be here. He has just postponed His final reappearing that we may all adjust to make the standard of the Kingdom of Heaven.
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