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Re: Who Owns The Goat? by symbianDON(m): 6:47pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
singing in micheal jackson's voice....."people can't you see it belongs to meeeee these two are confused the goat is mine " |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Technically, the seller still owns the goat. The transaction is not yet completed. So the buyer is not yet the owner. So the seller will have to pay the buyer back his money or offer the goat as a consolation. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by moredollar(m): 7:01pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
[quote author=Idrismusty97 post=40934126]LOL. This case is complex. But logically considering the price of a goat, the goat can't possibly eat all the money in the Buyer's hand unless it is N5000 note. And even if is 5k note the buyer will notice immediately before the goat chew it no matter how distracted(Nna this is money we are talking about). So this scenario is purely fictional and unrealistic, It doesn't deserves any opinion.[/quote No need for grammar, just assume that it happened and give ur opinion. That's all. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Okeyson4wisdom(m): 7:02pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
PLANETMARS:the person that posted this pics needs to be flogged, so this where I send u to buy food and u went on animal discovery. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by PLANETMARS(m): 7:06pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Okeyson4wisdom:lol |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Boyooosa(m): 7:12pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Idrismusty97:Instead of u responding dis way, u would av answered d question directly or ask of d year dat the event took place. May in the era of tafawa balewa when 1goat is equal to 5 naira or in the reign of Herbert Macaulay when it is equal to 1 naira. Bro, breathe again. 2 Likes |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Idrismusty97(m): 7:16pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Boyooosa:Come on, Don't tell me you believe this event did occurred. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Boyooosa(m): 7:31pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Idrismusty97:U no dry listen to African tales when u dey small... Story, story - story! Once upon a time - time, time! So y do I need to believe d story na, just fun now.... U can answer d question now, Abi ? |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Boyooosa(m): 7:35pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
D case won b like person wey robbers collect money wey he won deposit for bank inside bank, who owns d liability? Him or bank? |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by lyricalz: 7:37pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
For a market deal 2 take place there must be xchange, since dis is no xchange, d seller owns the goat. The buyer dulled himself 2 allow his money 2 b eaten. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Oyansco(m): 7:39pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
HARD ANALYSIS: Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan). For example: (1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000. *** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city. (2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly. *** So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in the city and in some villages. (3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000 *** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners. --------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT? And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB. (4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that: *****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis. I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY ............ We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earn |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by miftaudeen(m): 7:44pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
the buyer owns the goat, so far they have agreed and the property of the seller took off the consideration. is either the seller pays back the money or leaves the goat for the buyer |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Oduduwaboy(m): 7:57pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
I didnt read the story but i know that PDP owns the goat that ate our yam. period. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Jephz(m): 7:58pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
they should both share d goat |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by frankcell(m): 7:59pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
The seller offcourse Cos the buyer never give him money |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
The blow way I go give the goat go return nightmare for that goat. I go even use compass for mathematical set chook am join. Wetin chop my money? |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Dklef(m): 8:09pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
The goat owns the two of 'em |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by akigbemaru: 8:29pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Goat sex on car |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by linnyx: 8:50pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Haba, no neither seller nor buyer owns the goat. The 'smart goat' chewed its way to freedom 1 Like |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by shubs(f): 8:55pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
na d seller owns d goat transaction never complete. or better still make dem use am do asun chop to bring peace :Pna d seller owns d goat transaction never complete. or better still make dem use am do asun chop to bring peace |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by ChrisHandsome999(m): 10:01pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
PLANETMARS:
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Re: Who Owns The Goat? by newpisces: 10:05pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: Where is your sense of humour, it's obviously a story on a light mood. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by BlackHummer(m): 10:11pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Collateral damage. They should kill the goat and share the meat. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by BlackHummer(m): 10:15pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
newpisces: |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Idrismusty97(m): 10:20pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
newpisces:I know the story is on a light mood that's why i started with a laugh and then i proceed with my opinion on the topic. Do you know what LOL means? Besides what is your own opinion or are you just here to read and criticized people comments? |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by lopsoj(m): 10:34pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
MrImole:in line with the story, the seller still owns the goat since the buyer has not given the seller the money before end time goat chop money finish, but think oh, d money na grass, eran iya oshogbo part 2 |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by preetyb(f): 10:51pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Money not given is money not taken. In other words since the seller has not receive the money yet the money is still the buyers' therefore anything that happens to the money remains the business of the buyer. 1 Like |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by cy22me(m): 10:54pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Na for Ghana dis 1 happen |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Chucks1989(m): 10:59pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
the Goat is a free agent. they should free the animal, it doesn't wanna be sold nor go back to its master. |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by LeoFish92(m): 11:17pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Kgdavid: This is topnotch intelligence, I wish I can Like your comment a million times |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by Smilingbob(m): 11:26pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Zaikon: True talk na the goat get both of them, it depends on your understanding |
Re: Who Owns The Goat? by kokorodudu(f): 12:06am On Dec 13, 2015 |
The seller still owns the mudarfwking goat MrImole: |
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