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Help joystick Becomes Fat by xplicite(op): 7:54am On Dec 15, 2015*

Good day Doctors in th

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by chocolateme(f): 7:58am On Dec 15, 2015

xplicite:
Good day Doctors in the house I had a long time handjob session yesterday with a lady,despite I ejaculated, I noticed these morning when I went to wee that my penis had become fat, with some things like lump(like which there is water) underneath it.....
Please doctors in the house I need your advice before proceeding to the hospital because there is none nearby now......
Thanks

your thread topic will not attract doctors in the house to help, looks like advert thread. Change it. At least to something like "Help: I have a lumpy joystick"
Sorry for your pains but visit a doctor.

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Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by 20bc(m): 8:09am On Dec 15, 2015

[color=teal]Relax bro its just s blister, there is no need for you to open it, it will just die down on its own... But always say the truth, it wasn't a hand job you were masturbating grin

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Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by Ayo081(m): 8:12am On Dec 15, 2015

xplicite:
Good day Doctors in the house I had a long time handjob session yesterday with a lady,despite I ejaculated, I noticed these morning when I went to wee that my penis had become fat, with some things like lump(like which there is water) underneath it.....
Please doctors in the house I need your advice before proceeding to the hospital because there is none nearby now......
Thanks

That gal must be pako grin

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by xplicite(op): 8:34am On Dec 15, 2015*

20bc:
[color=teal]Relax bro its just s blister, there is no need for you to open it, it will just die down on its own... But always say the truth, it wasn't a hand job you were masturbating [/color]

Bro honestly speaking it's was a handjob I tell you the truth...
The said girl was on her period and I opted her to give me that, but from all indications, she is a learner in that aspect....

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by 20bc(m): 8:44am On Dec 15, 2015

xplicite:
Bro honestly speaking it's was a handjob I tell you the truth...
The said girl was on her period and I opted her to give me that, but from all indications, she is a learner in that aspect....
Please I just Pray these stuff should go down

[color=teal]Lol don't worry it will, she applied too much pressure on it...is she a learner... [/color]

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by xplicite(op): 10:25am On Dec 15, 2015

20bc:
[color=teal]Lol don't worry it will, she applied too much pressure on it...is she a learner... [/color]

Thanks bro
I will be giving you update till it goes down..
As for a learner I think she is in that aspect

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by xplicite(op): 5:01pm On Dec 21, 2015

Now 100% OK thanks to ur advices

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by Nobody: 5:32pm On Dec 21, 2015

xplicite:
Good day Doctors in the house I had a long time handjob session yesterday with a lady,despite I ejaculated, I noticed these morning when I went to wee that my penis had become fat, with some things like lump(like which there is water) underneath it.....
Please doctors in the house I need your advice before proceeding to the hospital because there is none nearby now......
Thanks

e go calm down

Re: Help joystick Becomes Fat by emerged01(m): 9:17pm On Dec 21, 2015

Lol! The girl hand na sandpaper

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