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Hilarious description of global economics! Please help with Nigerian!

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Describe the Nigerian economy in your words using the two cow hypothesis.

you have two cows.

you hire somebody to take care of them for you.

he steals both, and sells the milk to you at exorbitant price.

What about the Russian Econometrics?

Part 1

You have 2 cows, you milk 1 for your citizens and loan 1 to Syria. Bashar Al-Assad was happy & busy drinking its milk.

Turkey wanted 12 gallons of milk from the Syrian cow but Bashar Al-Assad wouldn't burge, so Turkey shot 1 of the cow legs & the cow is crippled - unable to provide more milk.

Russia (The owner of the cow) got very angry with Turkey and bought 12 more cows & 6 foxes to protect the cows.

Russia gave Syria 2 new cows & 3 foxes to guard those cows. Bashar Al-Assad is happy again & continues milking the cows.

Turkey, out of jealousy & anger, invokes NATO's treaty to commandeer Syria's 2 new cows and possibly invade Russia.

Russia buys 36hungry lions to protect herself and ward off any aggression by NATO against Syria's cows.

End of Part 1

To be continued nextweek after Russia must have bombed Turkey & turned Ankara into a Nuclear wasteland.

NIGERIA

2 Cows... First Cow= North, Second Cow= South

First cow is thin, not productive.
Second cow is fat, over-productive.

At the central govt, you kill the fat cow, to feed the whole country, the thin cow gets the fattest part of the fat cow and the south is left hungry!

I can't see how this concerns Nigeria because the cows in your description as marketable compared to the one our president presides over.

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