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Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Bechman(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
noun....very funny
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by GraceInUSA: 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
Quelme:
FBMS _Faculty of Basic Medical Sciences... What dept precisely.?

MBBS
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Leiykong(m): 9:58pm On Dec 23, 2015
unilorites (unilorin)
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Ayt27(m): 10:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
diplomat4jesus:
you are utmostly right about OAU. It is an abomination that a KING be grouped with its subjects. OAU means OBA AWON UNIVERSITY and as such should be rightfully and exclusively magnified among nigerian universities. Am sure you are not hating on GREAT-IFE because you are not one of the post-utme rejects who later found solace in one mumu university. #GREAT-IFE.

Yeah, maybe in the days of Awolowo, but not in since before Jonathan has your standard being dropping.

Concerning Admission, I aced ur PD.
My sister is in OAU Inter-rel
My cousin and younger brother's first PUTME was ife and they aced it all, their names would be out on the next list.

My famz getting into OAU is just another walk in the park bro and best thing is I can give you proof of this except maybe my PD and that's bcoz it was a long time ago.

Me sharing a room with 10awo boys or NASU being owed over 12months salary or Faj's toilet smelling like shit doesn't speak OBA,KING,ROYAL or GREAT to me. So sit your asss down and stop living on your past glory.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by ilevic(m): 10:12pm On Dec 23, 2015
University of Ibadan; The first and the best.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by avicky(f): 10:16pm On Dec 23, 2015
9japatroit:
sorry i do no negotiate with children.
Odechukwu, run along.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Quelme: 10:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
GraceInUSA:

MBBS
Pre-MB or MB class.?
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by jhidey08(m): 10:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
ademasta:

Wow... No be small thing o! We still come jam for here
u know sey na ur footsteps I dey follow
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by lanrex101: 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2015
FUTMINNA FUTMX FUTMITES
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Nobody: 11:08pm On Dec 23, 2015
Ayt27:


Yeah, maybe in the days of Awolowo, but not in since before Jonathan has your standard being dropping.

Concerning Admission, I aced ur PD.
My sister is in OAU Inter-rel
My cousin and younger brother's first PUTME was ife and they aced it all, their names would be out on the next list.

My famz getting into OAU is just another walk in the park bro and best thing is I can give you proof of this except maybe my PD and that's bcoz it was a long time ago.

Me sharing a room with 10awo boys or NASU being owed over 12months salary or Faj's toilet smelling like shit doesn't speak OBA,KING,ROYAL or GREAT to me. So sit your asss down and stop living on your past glory.
I cogently understand your predicament as regards all what you just mentioned although the explicit authenticity of your claims is still hanging. However, my brother, all those things you just reeled out even if they are partially true, are just temporary inconviniencies and mere exceptional trivialities(no public school in nigeria is without such) which are not substantial enough to undermine the greatness of the OBA AWON UNIVERSITY(OAU) which does not only lies in the mouth-piercingly aesthetic architectural perfection of its academic vicinity but also in the economic resourcefulness and solutions-oriented intellectual sagacity of its products over the years as underscored by their exemplary exploits in their various fields of endeavour. So, my brother, leave the SHITS alone and see the dignified SHEETS. Thanks...#GREAT-IFE.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Pwhitelaw(m): 11:12pm On Dec 23, 2015
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Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Pwhitelaw(m): 11:15pm On Dec 23, 2015
[quote author=Ayt27 post=41270823]

Ase!

It's "I'm or I am not surprised" not "Am not surprise", common simple sentence you can not make, I guess that's why your clients your never pay you, because they recognise your bullshit english. Let's see how well you'll do on your cover or application letter?.

I do not support internet fraud, but remember this, you just got schooled by a LADOKITE.

Intimidation We Condone Not

[/quoteMr prof keep battling in the euphoria of shame and agony. Empty barrels make the loudest noise and am not ready to trade words with an idiot. Application letter my foot.. Am a salary earner... Fool
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Pwhitelaw(m): 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2015
[quote author=Ayt27 post=41270823]

Ase!

It's "I'm or I am not surprised" not "Am not surprise", common simple sentence you can not make, I guess that's why your clients your never pay you, because they recognise your bullshit english. Let's see how well you'll do on your cover or application letter?.

I do not support internet fraud, but remember this, you just got schooled by a LADOKITE.

Intimidation We Condone Not

[/quoteMr prof keep battling in the euphoria of shame and agony. Empty barrels make the loudest noise and am not ready to trade words with an idiot. Application letter my foot.. Am a salary earner mr dummy
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Ayt27(m): 11:20pm On Dec 23, 2015
diplomat4jesus:
I cogently understand your predicament as regards all what you just mentioned although the explicit authenticity of your claims is still hanging. However, my brother, all those things you just reeled out even if they are partially just temporary inconviniencies are mere exceptional trivialities which are not substantial enough to undermine the greatness of the OBA AWON UNIVERSITY(OAU) which does not only lies in the mouth-piercingly aesthetic architectural perfection of its academic vicinity but also in the economic resourcefulness and solutions-oriented intellectual sagacity of its products over the years as underscored by their exemplary exploits in their various fields of endeavour. So, my brother, leave the SHITS alone and see the dignified SHEETS. Thanks...#GREAT-IFE.

All this your grammar loosely translates to a once awe-inspired beautiful campus now living on it's past glory, which I know you agree with me on but in all fairness with a few exceptions.

You are alright bro.
Goodnight...
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Ayt27(m): 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2015
@Pwhitelaw
Yeah,I agree with you because a stranger might come and not know who the idiot is and since you can't even quote me properly, I'll guess the stranger won't have a hard time picking out the idiot between us.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Nobody: 11:28pm On Dec 23, 2015
Ayt27:


All this your grammar loosely translates to a once awe-inspired beautiful campus now living on it's past glory, which I know you agree with me on but in all fairness with a few exceptions.

You are alright bro.
Goodnight...

you have a pre-determined mind already. Anyway good night.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Pwhitelaw(m): 11:43pm On Dec 23, 2015
Ayt27:
@Pwhitelaw
Yeah,I agree with you because a stranger might come and not know who the idiot is and since you can't even quote me properly, I'll guess the stranger won't have a hard time picking out the idiot between us.
am sure you graduated as a first class student because you don't need to bring your stupidity to this forum. Am proud of my school and you don't need to feel bad because your advanced secondary school is not among the top five univ in Nigeria.. So why u wan kill yourself... Talk i am listening
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by unbeat007(m): 6:03am On Dec 24, 2015
Gracito:
If you ask me, na who I go ask? Meanwhile, Zikites,kedu? grin cheesy
udo di

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Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by ademasta(m): 6:27am On Dec 24, 2015
jhidey08:
u know sey na ur footsteps I dey follow
Lol... How football now, abi u don quit?
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by winzy(m): 11:40am On Dec 24, 2015
Gracito:
I'm good love, yu?
Am good, dear... What's good with you?
Can you add me on whatsapp 08063161566
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by winzy(m): 11:40am On Dec 24, 2015
Gracito:
I'm good love, yu?
Am good, dear... What's good with you?
Can you add me on whatsapp 08063161566
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by lanre147(m): 12:48pm On Dec 24, 2015
Ayt27:
Lautech...Ladokites Omo Ladoke......
owo loke...great ladokite
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by lanre147(m): 12:51pm On Dec 24, 2015
Freiden:
OMG!!! LADOKITES full here.....we dey rep anytime any day.....awa lenu daku!!!


HIT the LIKE button, if you are proud to be a LADOKITE
am a sabokite or ladoke...u get mouth jawe...wishing evry1 success in dia exam jawe
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by lanre147(m): 12:52pm On Dec 24, 2015
Readwarn:
Some Nigerian University Could Be Funny Though. You'll Hear Students Refer Themselves To Something Like:
Uites
Funaabians/Funnabite
Ekusite
UniLagosian.
Lol,Who Started This Sort Of Nomenclature Sef?
na akokite oooo no be unilagosian
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by jhidey08(m): 12:54pm On Dec 24, 2015
ademasta:

Lol... How football now, abi u don quit?
we still dey ball small small o. Especially now dat we're waiting 2 Serve our fatherland.
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by GraceInUSA: 2:02pm On Dec 24, 2015
Quelme:
Pre-MB or MB class.?
MB class
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Solomonodimegwu(m): 2:14pm On Dec 24, 2015
Holywizard:
Nekedite
#naked wire#
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by ademasta(m): 2:19pm On Dec 24, 2015
jhidey08:
we still dey ball small small o. Especially now dat we're waiting 2 Serve our fatherland.
Makes sense jare... I hear say na March 2nd stream 1 dey go camp
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Quelme: 2:38pm On Dec 24, 2015
GraceInUSA:


MB class
thought as much. Do any guy called Michael or Ernest in your class.?
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 24, 2015
Gracito:
oh yeah


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Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by jhidey08(m): 4:34pm On Dec 24, 2015
ademasta:

Makes sense jare... I hear say na March 2nd stream 1 dey go camp
na wetin one of my guys tell me b dat o. Where r u serving sir? Abi eti pari ni?
Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by GraceInUSA: 4:37pm On Dec 24, 2015
Quelme:
thought as much. Do any guy called Michael or Ernest in your class.?

No. Maybe he is in the new 300l class.

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