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| Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Tintinnoty(op): 2:08am On Dec 25, 2015 |
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas. Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki.... What would you do if you got this alert today? --------------- ----------- Alert:Credit Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000, 000 Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA) 25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015 15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56 --------------- ---------- A. Report to EFCC B. Keep quiet C. Run out of the country D. Withdraw it immediately lalasticlala your respond is needed here o 37 Likes 11 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by coded01: 2:23am On Dec 25, 2015*. Modified: 4:45pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
 B Keep quiet  C. Run out of the country *runs faster than usain bolt*  D. Withdraw it immediately *no time*  156 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by IREDURUI(m): 3:50am On Dec 25, 2015 |
1. coded01(m): Quote Post Combo... A. Report to EFCC B Keep quiet C. Run out of the country *runs faster than usain bolt* 1. coded01(m): Quote Post Combo... A. Report to EFCC B Keep quiet C. Run out of the country *[b]runs faster than usain bolt* D. Withdraw it immediately. Withdraw it immediately 2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by agent9(m): 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Endtime gift 7 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
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| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by bettercreature(m): 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Report to EFCC,I wouldn't want to end up in jail 16 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by colossus2: 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
I will call your village people  2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by MrLexander(m): 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
X 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Sunexy(m): 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Share the gala...share the booze 19 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by teebaxy(m): 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Na to quietly transfer to another account ,pay my tithe 18 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by BUSHHUNTER: 4:03pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Way to atm straight!!! 91 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Obumiyk(m): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
1. Withdraw all 2. Rush to d nearest car stand 3. Buy myself a cool ride with a fraction of d kudi. 4. Celebrate Christmas in a grand style. 5. If I hear say I give any girl any shishi. 31 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
I will just stop the imagination fast fast. 89 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by adioolayi(m): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015*. Modified: 5:31pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
1. Go and confirm from ATM 2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming) 3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm 4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking! In conclusion, I dont know what I will do! NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4B....that's a lot of money to me 64 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by kylekent55: 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015*. Modified: 4:19pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
I cannot accept stolen fund cus I dnt wana rot in hell. Mtchewww Vanity upon vanity. YOU WANT TO REAP WHAT YOU DIDNOT SOW 15 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by stonecoldcafe: 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Lol Funny u |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Vivly(f): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira? 16 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by pelvicky(m): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
what happen to doctrine of chop and clean mouth 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by myboy2010(m): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
OK 2,3,4 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by joshujoshu(m): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
I will return it to the national treasury; in my dreams though ! 2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by PRINCEHPXP(m): 4:04pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Collect it quetly 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Greg2015(m): 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Coded under low key section no shouting 033 |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by wallex1983(m): 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Na to just delete the text and leave the money there for 5 years. After which......... 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
I will jst do online transfer to my other bank account |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Ratello: 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Divine blessing with a divine visitation of divine money  1 Like |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Divinetunes1: 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
End time alert oooo  1 Like |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by MzPecs(f): 4:05pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
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| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by goodlifehyd(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
The best option is to follow sun newspaper method, withdraw it, buy federal government Bond with it or invest in a sure business, if breeze blow the case open after some years you will return the money but have the interest to yourself. 18 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by anonym0us: 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
| I will stop imaging because its not gonna work 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by 69MissedCalls(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
lol. if I report to efcc them go use the money buy origin so I will give some to beggars on the road, buy hampers for my friends, then use the rest to buy suya for everyone on my street. shey I no try? 2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by mschubby: 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Will quietly withdraw it and then change my line |
| Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by jammyunn(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Wish it would happen |
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