agarawu23:
Lalasticlala, e b like say I collect your wife.
We tagged u twice on this same thread yesternight
https://www.nairaland.com/2821727/what-get-alert

Lalasticlala, kindly do the needful.

Treat as what it is...a Xmas gift but put up a thank you & gacious acceptance notice to Dansuki in the daily trust while telling EFCC and all relevant authorities to take note. It is in bad taste to reject kind offers

Wake up from your dream OP.......When it happens I'll let you know wat I'll do then

Lol.........

A. Transfer immediately...
B. Get out of town quickly.

.

On a more serious note, inform the authority about the money and get some commission out of it.

adioolayi:
1. Go and confirm from ATM

2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming)

3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm

4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking!
In conclusion, I dont know what I will do!


NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4M..that's a lot of money to me

That's 4.2 Billion dude not 4million!! Its Nine zero

adioolayi:
1. Go and confirm from ATM

2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming)

3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm

4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking!
In conclusion, I dont know what I will do!


NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4M.. that's a lot of money to me

Maybe you didn't see d last 000. It's 4bill and not mill

kylekent55:
I cannot accept stolen fund cus I dnt wana rot in hell. Mtchewww
Vanity upon vanity. YOU WANT TO REAP WHAT YOU DIDNOT SOW

Wow people lik u styll remain for dis country ? Lov ur comments

kylekent55:
I cannot accept stolen fund cus I dnt wana rot in hell. Mtchewww
Vanity upon vanity. YOU WANT TO REAP WHAT YOU DIDNOT SOW

Wow people lik u styll remain for dis country ? Lov ur comments

Tintinnoty:
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas.
Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki....
What would you do if you got
this alert today? ---------------
----------- Alert:Credit
Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000,
000 Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI
(NSA) 25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015
15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56
--------------- ----------
A. Report to
EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of
the country
D. Withdraw it
immediately



lalasticlala your respond is needed here o

lalasticlala you guys should be not be bringing news like this on the front page, its not good for the country before international community, Seun take note

omo na to withdraw and run out o

Sunexy:
Share the gala...share the booze

The booze............ The booze

Ehe no tym at all, na d way forward, atm tins, correct prayers for him head, u know say na for naija u go gv pastor dat kind money, pastor go kneel down say mak u stand up make he pray for u

MissGdope:

you're kidding right?

I'm very serious! i don't like easy money

chichriso:


lalasticlala you guys should be not be bringing news like this on the front page, its not good for the country before international community, Seun take note

what happened to your sense of humour? Last time I checked this was ported at the joke section

Withdraw Immediately(it may be auto withdrawn) I will report to EFCC(For backup). Record the report(For more backup). Break the sim(personal reason). Keep quiet(to avoid kidnapping. Travel abroad(for 6years vacation).

adioolayi:
1. Go and confirm from ATM

2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming)

3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm

4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking!
In conclusion, I dont know what I will do!

NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4M..that's a lot of money to me

Most people are getting the figures wrong.
It is actually 4.2 billion.

Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

Thank u very much. I was wondering too ooo.

From the look of things..majority of comments give a demographic concern about the depth of corruption in this country. Look at it from different angles, u are not so different from Dasuki. U cry wolf cos u are not involved with the sharing of the National Cake. #smh #proudWailer #2%

If the money is N4billion I might react differently...Truth is once the money hits ur account, it's traceable to u. Best thing to do is move the cash as fast as possible in cash and leave the country to a country where u cannot be touched and keep a low profile... ML!!!

Somebody shout halleluyah..#inpapaadeboye'svoice

Till that tym

B,C,D sure pass

bettercreature:
Report to EFCC,I wouldn't want to end up in jail

D

Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

either u didn't do maths or u didn't read d post well

Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

you are wicked, have you not heard that Zimbabwe is now using Chinese Yuen

Ninilowo:
The booze............ The booze

everybody wanna groove

I will keep quite for a while

Am ready to go 4 life imprisonment 4 dis kind of money......

Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?

I dont understand the OP. Credit that came in was N4.2Bn and yet the closing balance was N4.2M. The joke itself is fraudulent

Pain:


Brother shine your eye well again. That is 4.2Bn we are talking about here. Jokes apart from this corrupt wishes..I suggest you go for prayers so that your miss your breakthrough due to the spirit of shortsightedness

Jesu!

Tintinnoty:


what happened to your sense of humour? Last time I checked this was ported at the joke section

it shouldnt have made front page considering the personality involved and the state of the country now.


Seun take note!!!!

adioolayi:
1. Go and confirm from ATM

2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming)

3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm

4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking!
In conclusion, I dont know what I will do!


NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4B....that's a lot of money to me

That is a good algorithm for such case. I'm sure you will write a program for dasuki