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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by drizzit(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015
Migrate
2016 new year gift
grin grin grin

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Adeevah(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015
I will pay the 10% as tithe...I have my international passport already...#time

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by drss(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015
na to withdraw am quick, den comot for d zoo sharp sharp. grin
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Greg2015(m): 4:06pm On Dec 25, 2015
Criminal which tithet u go pay
teebaxyost=41334081:
Na to quietly transfer to another account ,pay my tithe
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
My New Year Wish


• GTB
Acct: ******4411
Amt: NGN200,000,000.00 Cr
Desc: TRANSFER BETWEEN CUSTOMERS-TRF IFO OLALEYE , PEACE OLAYEMI. FRM DAS 201::200099864 DASUKI NSA to OLALEYE , PEACE OLAYEMI
Avail Bal: NGN200,010,279.15

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Neduzze5(m): 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
I will disappear out of the country!!
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by ERONX(m): 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
My God is a God of Miracle grin Na to go pay tithe and do Thanksgiving be the next thing
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by DONADAMS(m): 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
Report 2 buhari
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by exlinkleads(f): 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
i will choose B
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by jamoscofield(m): 4:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
use all play BABA IJEBU
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by jabojafa(m): 4:08pm On Dec 25, 2015
Tintinnoty:
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas.
Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki....
What would you do if you got
this alert today? ---------------
----------- Alert:Credit
Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000,
000 Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI
(NSA) 25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015
15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56
--------------- ----------
A. Report to
EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of
the country
D. Withdraw it
immediately



lalasticlala your respond is needed here o
op check again, 4.2billion waz deposited n d acct bal is showin 4.2million. Whr d rest go?

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by jabojafa(m): 4:08pm On Dec 25, 2015
Tintinnoty:
Wishing all fellow nairalanders merry christmas.
Imagine getting this as a christmass gift from the all time santa claus call Dasuki....
What would you do if you got
this alert today? ---------------
----------- Alert:Credit
Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000,
000 Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI
(NSA) 25 DEC 15 By:25-Dec-2015
15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56
--------------- ----------
A. Report to
EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of
the country
D. Withdraw it
immediately



lalasticlala your respond is needed here o
op check again, 4.2billion waz deposited n d acct bal is showin 4.2million. Whr d rest go?

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by meditate(m): 4:09pm On Dec 25, 2015
pelvicky:
what happen to doctrine of chop and clean mouth

What happened is that there's a new sheriff in town!
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 25, 2015
I will jst do online transfer to my other bank account
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Ijaya123: 4:10pm On Dec 25, 2015
You will definitely be getting a Christmas gift of an invite from EFCC.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by drss(m): 4:11pm On Dec 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Report to EFCC,I wouldn't want to end up in jail
see dis one Who ar u decieving? we know say u like money.
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Greg2015(m): 4:11pm On Dec 25, 2015
you steal Money and you won run commot from the zoo God go no gree for u.
drss:
na to withdraw am quick, den comot for d zoo sharp sharp. grin
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by akanbiaa(m): 4:14pm On Dec 25, 2015
Vivly:
How is 'C' an option? You run out of the country because of 4million devalued Naira?
It is 4 billion
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by miqos02(m): 4:15pm On Dec 25, 2015
ok
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by drss(m): 4:16pm On Dec 25, 2015
Greg2015:
you steal Money and you won run commot from the zoo God go no gree for u.
money send to my account from dasuki is a blessing d govt will not understand. grin
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by kento12: 4:16pm On Dec 25, 2015
na to call efcc win am o... Before dem give u bed space 4 prision......
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by agarawu23(m): 4:17pm On Dec 25, 2015
Lalasticlala, e b like say I collect your wife. sad

We tagged u twice on this same thread yesternight

https://www.nairaland.com/2821727/what-get-alert
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Greg2015(m): 4:19pm On Dec 25, 2015
[Bro where are talkinh abt Dasukigate not Hell biko read very well Our leader sow before them they reap in milloins no more in millions now in Billions abeg wake up from sleep. quote author=kylekent55 post=41334095]I cannot accept stolen fund cus I dnt wana rot in hell. Mtchewww
Vanity upon vanity. YOU WANT TO REAP WHERE YOU DIDNOT SOW[/quote]
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:20pm On Dec 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Report to EFCC,I wouldn't want to end up in jail
If i hear as EFCC isn't corrupt too
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by mikkypel(m): 4:21pm On Dec 25, 2015
Let it happen first, then you would know what I would do
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by OgeniBravo: 4:21pm On Dec 25, 2015
When a devil gives you arm, he will collect a head in return. A Muslim must run away from haram.

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by kylekent55: 4:23pm On Dec 25, 2015
Greg2015:
[Bro where are talkinh abt Dasukigate not Hell biko read very well Our leader sow before them they reap in milloins no more in millions now in Billions abeg wake up from sleep. quote author=kylekent55 post=41334095]I cannot accept stolen fund cus I dnt wana rot in hell. Mtchewww
Vanity upon vanity. YOU WANT TO REAP WHERE YOU DIDNOT SOW

When that time comes the money cannot save you
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by dazurex: 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2015
A
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by cathodekazim: 4:26pm On Dec 25, 2015
Will divert 2 million into my nairabet account and use it to stake just 2odds, sure 2odds o and if he enter, yu no 2x2 is 4, that's 4 million, I will divert back the 2million into my acct and report to EFCC

Isn't 2million waiting for me

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Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by fasbio(m): 4:27pm On Dec 25, 2015
Buy nice car with my atm card
Re: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by Nobody: 4:35pm On Dec 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Report to EFCC,I wouldn't want to end up in jail
you're kidding right? cheesy shocked

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