10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
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1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
. 2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
. 3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey
practice how
to vomit.
.
4. You just wake up from sleep person
come ask you "you don
wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
.
5. You see woman wey born new pikin u
ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX...
.
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don
wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
. 8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I
be the new
gateman...
. 9. I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch? No naa... I dey discuss with
Osuofia...
.
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O
boy, na
indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na
fried rubber band
mixed with thread.
.
As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one question,
no vex abeg.
Shey na Nairaland be dis

.It's so true. We all are guilty of this

we in Niger delta Republic don't ask such questions o.

Ignorance!

Applaner:
we in Niger delta Republic don't ask such questions o.

Try am there, dem stroke you, u go blame your parents wen teach you

Applaner:
we in Niger delta Republic don't ask such questions o.

make i hear......abeg u b Niger deltan

Sumbodi call d Mods

Naija for life, it's in the blood. Na only in Naija you go dey use question to answer question too

Finn081:
Naija for life, it's in the blood. Na only in Naija you go dey use question to answer question too

abi ooo