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Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by adainternet14(op): 11:56am On Dec 30, 2015

Have u ever seen this CV B4? Can u employ him? lol. If you want to be able to pass JAMB and write better CVs then visit below link;

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.

REAL NAME: Lawrence
NICKNAME : WisdomTank

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a Day

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in Tsunami and driving towards a tornado

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and i hate lies

...Good Morning folks !!!

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