Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,357 members, 7,815,757 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 05:49 PM

Funniest CV Ever Written Lol - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Funniest CV Ever Written Lol (941 Views)

The Funniest Name Written On An Ambulance / My Ten Funniest Memes Of 2016 / Letter Of Rejection Of Job Refusal; Ever Written This Before? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by adainternet14: 11:56am On Dec 30, 2015
Have u ever seen this CV B4? Can u employ him? lol. If you want to be able to pass JAMB and write better CVs then visit below link;

https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd.


REAL NAME: Lawrence
NICKNAME : WisdomTank

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a Day

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in Tsunami and driving towards a tornado

EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and i hate lies

...Good Morning folks !!!

1 Like

Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by Swegzfreak: 11:58am On Dec 30, 2015
Stale
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by adainternet14: 12:04pm On Dec 30, 2015
Swegzfreak:
Stale

Stale to u, but let others enjoy the fun na lol
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by Nobody: 12:10pm On Dec 30, 2015
hobby , sleeping and playing with anaconda achievement: charging your 3310 on the sun
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by Nobody: 4:37pm On Dec 30, 2015
Dope

(1) (Reply)

Even Policemen Too / You Will Not Put Pepper And Onion In My Range Rover / 7 Types Of Danfo Drivers You Will Meet In Lagos

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.