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Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by GodnGold: 7:56am On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Buy jik , acid and harpic. mix every thing together and then drink.


Say hi to angel Michael and angel for me. wink

when you get there tell them shewa will join them in the next 80 years. I'm still having a great time here wink

bye dear wink
Really Shewa?
The chap needs your 50k for new year's eve and you saying "bye"
Ask him for his account details please.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by queenfav(f): 8:24am On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Buy jik , acid and harpic. mix every thing together and then drink.


Say hi to angel Michael and angel for me. wink

when you get there tell them shewa will join them in the next 80 years. I'm still having a great time here wink

bye dear wink
you are wickeeeeed.lol.@op if u hv decided to be stupid and waste ur life,feel free.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by SAMBARRY: 8:32am On Dec 31, 2015
GodnGold:
Really Shewa?
The chap needs your 50k for new year's eve and you saying "bye"
Ask him for his account details please.
yes really he asked for fastest way to die and I gave him options. What then is my offense

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Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by SAMBARRY: 8:38am On Dec 31, 2015
queenfav:
you are wickeeeeed.lol.@op if u hv decided to be stupid and waste ur life,feel free.
you want to join him? winkthe world is over populated enough but before you join him please be kind enough to hand over your house documents cars and account details to me including your atm password then you can go wink
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by queenfav(f): 10:12am On Dec 31, 2015
SAMBARRY:
you want to join him? winkthe world is over populated enough but before you join him please be kind enough to hand over your house documents cars and account details to me including your atm password then you can go wink
wetin go make me wan join am,I only say u wicked based on the combo of jik,harpic and acid u prescribed o.

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Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by poshestmina(f): 10:42am On Dec 31, 2015
Otspiapia 100.Greet my grandparents for me angry angry angry
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by essentialone(m): 2:45pm On Oct 03, 2018
Third Mainland Bridge : Man jumps into Lagos lagoon, dies

A yet-to-be identified man has been confirmed dead by Lagos State Government officials after jumping into the lagoon from the Third Mainland Bridge.
The man, who was trekking towards Lagos Island end of the bridge, jumped into the lagoon at about 7:30 am, yesterday.
It was learned that his action drew attention of passers-by who raised the alarm and alerted the emergency agencies including the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, Marine Police and other rescue officials in the state.
An official, who didn’t want his name mentioned, disclosed that he was rescued but while been resuscitated by the paramedics officials deployed to the scene, the man passed on.
The official said: “The emergency official was alerted about an adult that jumped into the lagoon. After the alert, some officials, including divers, were deployed to ensure he was rescued. We achieved the aim but he was unconscious when he was brought out.
“Unfortunately, during the process of resuscitating him, he passed on. His remains has been handed over to the State Environment Health Management Unit, SEHMU.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 7:14pm On Oct 03, 2018
This kid is fukking strange! I have been reading his posts, he seems spoilt, misguided and lost.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by essentialone(m): 7:24am On Oct 05, 2018
mhd5757:
This kid is fukking strange! I have been reading his posts, he seems spoilt, misguided and lost.

Who?
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 2:58pm On Oct 05, 2018
essentialone:


Who?
The OP.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by SimplePlan34: 8:22pm On May 12, 2021
How did d suicide go did u succeed if yes u are good
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Lovecars501(m): 8:25pm On May 12, 2021
chimoskyg:
Hey common life is precious. It all gonna be fyn.

Weeping may endure for a night, But a shout of joy comes in the morning.
Don't mind op he's not commiting suicide, he just want likes, that's why he created a catchy topic
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Damnfailure: 6:14pm On May 03, 2022
The easiest way I have found is buy helium gas fill it in a bag wrap around ur head it’s the least painless
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Lostchild(m): 6:59pm On May 03, 2022
tensazangetsu:
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Sorry my bro.

Don't give up.

Don't give up.

Be strong.

Without battles there is no victory.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Kelechi009: 7:39pm On May 03, 2022
Lostchild:


Sorry my bro.

Don't give up.

Don't give up.

Be strong.

Without battles there is no victory.

Ah, are you sure you don't have mental issues?

This thread was over 8 years ago. If the person wanted to commit suicide, he would have been dead and gone.

Please go and check yourself into an hospital for this post.

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Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Xkollection: 7:59pm On May 03, 2022
Omo the guy no want die.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by opera1(m): 7:46am On May 04, 2022
The easiest and the cheapest way is to slap a Nigerian soldier who does not understand English.
Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Lostchild(m): 12:09pm On May 04, 2022
Kelechi009:


Ah, are you sure you don't have mental issues?

This thread was over 8 years ago. If the person wanted to commit suicide, he would have been dead and gone.

Please go and check yourself into an hospital for this post.

I didn't check the date of the post, but I perceive you are very small and lack intelligence.

Gentle correction is way more better.

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Re: Please What Isthe Easiest Way To Commit Suicide by Kidn555: 9:07am On Jul 12, 2023
MARKone:
Think about this bro....
babalawo switched off his phone because I ask him this

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