#425
Dedicated to (my)Missworld, Spixytnxy (welcome back) and my Airstarkane (she is on sabbatical)

spixytinxy:
Wow, back from Hawaii, had lot of fun with my twins. Dtobs padi mi to sure I c ya ooo nd I got lot of goodies for u cos u b my personal person, miss oyin bawoni, kbs noting for u, stop disturbing all d females on golden city nd to those pple eyeing my hussy am bk wit full force.

lol...my sweetest and surest padi padi...you re welcome back! I really missed you ooooo....how re the twins doing?
Oya, my goodies ooooo can't wait to have them

MissOyin:

Am good jare ma binu jst bored ni

Now analyzing your post above, I have come to the conclusion that

#1
You are not and can't be bored with me available

#2
Sure you are good from your response and that is the most important thing after all

#3
Mi o binu rara oo, I just felt I should give you space since then ni oo

#4 'Just bored ni' connotes a passive tense and as evident that it came after 'Am good jare' which is an active tense

#5
You were indoors throughout the day, hence the initial 'uninteresting situation around ur thoughts' that characterized ur 'just bored' conclusion. Is it true?

okitaiji:
Hahaha i'm tryin to count the pcm that didnt choose Akwa ibom, dnt mean any harm bro

Okies

Kbs468:

Now analyzing your post above, I have come to the conclusion that

#1
You are not and can't be bored with me available

#2
Sure you are good from your response and that is the most important thing after all

#3
Mi o binu rara oo, I just felt I should give you space since then ni oo

#4 'Just bored ni' connotes a passive tense and as evident that it came after 'Am good jare' which is an active tense

#5
You were indoors throughout the day, hence the initial 'uninteresting situation around ur thoughts' that characterized ur 'just bored' conclusion. Is it true?

All ur analysis z true

quote author=Kbs468 post=41690208]
Welcome back from the trip base on our pastor's recommendation and as sponsored by me

However, the official Golden City's sponsorship is still intact as we await VP Armynu.

When you said nothing for me and that I should stop disturbing but your actions are saying otherwise, what do you expect.

All I want is you continuing your relationship with MissOyin even after you found out to your shock and also extend same warm reception to Mschubby.

By the way, I have not called on MissOyin ever since when I noticed a very unusual frown on her face which even forced her not to respond to my verbal pleasantry then. So I am saying how are you doing now MissOyin?[/quote]kbs tk ur time oooo o, wat all dis nao, dnt u av regards for me at all, Av not accepted mschubby u r now tlking abt missoyin, anyways I trust my ore she won't betray me like Olasum. Pressy, minister of health nd Armynu abeg call kbs to order oooo

DTOBS:
#425
Dedicated to (my)Missworld, Spixytnxy (welcome back) and my Airstarkane (she is on sabbatical)



lol...my sweetest and surest padi padi...you re welcome back! I really missed you ooooo....how re the twins doing?
Oya, my goodies ooooo can't wait to have them

Tnks ore mi, wa gbayi, d twins r fine dey can't wait to meet uncle dtobs, just come nd pick ur goodies at home

I just saw d so-called unofficial nysc time table again on www.schoolnews.com exactly d same as d one we already av. Finally good to go! March 2nd all d way!!!

DTOBS:

Your own get as e be ooo....
My fellowship sect was at block 8 sha (SCM)!...

Ehn ehn
Na my floor be that

okitaiji:
26th out of the whole pcm of golden city that did not mention Akwa ibom as a preferred state... still counting. uwc

I don't understand what you typed up there, pls explain

CONFIRMATION THAT IT IS ACTUALLY THE MINISTRY OF SPORTS AND YOUTH DEVELOPMENT THAT NYSC BELONGS TO

spixytinxy:
Tnks ore mi, wa gbayi, d twins r fine dey can't wait to meet uncle dtobs, just come nd pick ur goodies at home

Loll...I will be glad to meet the lovely twins oooo
BTW:come to your house? you wan make Kbs468 break my head?

DTOBS:

Loll...I will be glad to meet the lovely twins oooo
BTW:come to your house? you wan make Kbs468 break my head?

fokanbale, kbs can do nothing or don't u want to meet f twins again ni

spixytinxy:
quote author=Kbs468 post=41690208]
Welcome back from the trip base on our pastor's recommendation and as sponsored by me

However, the official Golden City's sponsorship is still intact as we await VP Armynu.

When you said nothing for me and that I should stop disturbing but your actions are saying otherwise, what do you expect.

All I want is you continuing your relationship with MissOyin even after you found out to your shock and also extend same warm reception to Mschubby.

By the way, I have not called on MissOyin ever since when I noticed a very unusual frown on her face which even forced her not to respond to my verbal pleasantry then. So I am saying how are you doing now MissOyin?kbs tk ur time oooo o, wat all dis nao, dnt u av regards for me at all, Av not accepted mschubby u r now tlking abt missoyin, anyways I trust my ore she won't betray me like Olasum. Pressy, minister of health nd Armynu abeg call kbs to order oooo

Ofcourse I am taking my time to bring out the excitement in MissOyin to it best as you can see.

If I don't have regards for you, I won't sponsor your trip nor go welcome you back at the Airport

Betray? What happens to the saying 'What is good for the Goose is also good for the Gander'? I am not saying you are the goose nor she is the gander, but you are Spixytinxy while she is MissOyin

sure LogoDWhiz, biotechshola and Armynu will reply you appropriately

MissOyin:

Ok will wrk on dat

Yes working on them is what I recommend but I guess you have an idea of what am talking about right

Kbs468:

OK but do you know that knowing some facts about how one gets bored is actually the remedy for eliminating the word 'boredom' from ur dictionary both in the real dictionary u have access to and mentally?

Hence, the word not having any influence upon u again?

Ok will wrk on dat

spixytinxy:
fokanbale, kbs can do nothing or don't u want to meet f twins again ni

I wanna see dem now... if you assure me that there is no problem,then I will show face soon...

mommysgirl:

I don't understand what you typed up there, pls explain

my dear everybody want to serve in Akwa Ibom because of allowii but only few of us that didn't mentioned there as our prefer choice

DTOBS:

I wanna see dem now... if you assure me that there is no problem,then I will show face soon...

My hands are always open for a warm embrace as I am a no advocate of Violence be it physical or emotional Violence. So you are welcome

[quote author=shuaibbs post=41687798]Good evening...

So I was just thinking...

We've all seen the unofficial TT... Most Nigerian websites have uploaded it...

As if that's not enough, UniLag has uploaded it as the official TT, we've even seen the hard copy signed and stamped for distribution to all faculty deans and heads of department...

So what exactly is NYSC waiting for...


Is it that they have a problem with their website or are their staff simply lazy, worse still, could it be that are they trying to review and change the timetable!??

Well, all we can do is wait...
Waiting sucks... It does!!!

Just thinking...






#Cheers...







maybe they are part of the Dasuki scam... w

Kbs468:

Yes what you said is not far from the truth but we can't really say it's a waka about sha but a time cover up as an excuse BECAUSE IF YOU REMEMBER THAT IT WAS ALSO REPORTED THAT PMB ACTUALLY WITHDREW THE BUDGET PROPOSAL HE PERSONALLY READ AND PRESENTED ON THE FLOOR OF THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY SOME HOURS AGO AND THAT COULD BE PART OF THE DELAY AS I BELIEVE IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY MATTERS

The budget should not affect us..

okitaiji:
my dear everybody want to serve in Akwa Ibom because of allowii but only few of us that didn't mentioned there as our prefer choice

Oh okay
I get you now

CaptainKool15:
maybe they are part of the Dasuki scam...

mommysgirl:

i have a crush on you, what do we do now?

Mr Solomon Dalong, Minister of Youths, Sports
and Social Development, said on Tuesday in
Lagos that the Federal Government would
sustain the National Youths Service Corps
(NYSC) scheme.
Dalong stated this when he paid an official visit to
the NYSC Orientation Camp at Iyana-Ipaja, in Lagos
State.
“I will stand for the sustenance of the scheme and
that it should continue to grow.
“What we need to do now is introduce skills
acquisition, empowerment; we need to now
repackage the scheme.
“At the level of the Federal Government, we are
thinking of after the mandatory one year service,
those who want to learn a trade, skills acquisition
and entrepreneurship can be retained and be
given more training.
“Our graduates are enlightening minds, whatever
you teach them, they will survive with it.
“So a grant will be given to them at the end to start
off and train other people,’’ he said.
Dalong charged the NYSC to install a high tension
illuminating light at the camp, to ensure adequate
security.
“You should have high tension Illumination at the
camp, as soon as possible.
“If you have over 2,000 Nigerians in a place like
this, you should have a perfect illumination due to
the present security challenges in the country.
“I am impressed with what I have seen on ground
at the camp; the facilities are good, I am satisfied,’’
he said.
Dalong also charged the NYSC to renovate all
existing orientation camps in the country.
He said it had become very important for the
camps to be upgraded to accommodate the
increasing number of graduates that would be
expected for the scheme.
“So as you embark on renovation, put it in mind
that more people will be using the facilities.
“I am saying this because I do not know when we
will get a new orientation camp, but we are sure
that we will have more students passing out of the
tertiary institutions.
“When we started this scheme, we never planned
for what we have now.
“Nigeria did not plan to have the number of
graduate we have today, so the whole concept of
NYSC would have started with permanent
structures.
“The visionaries of the scheme did not anticipate
that the scheme would live this long, after the civil
war,’’ the Minister said.
Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawunmi, Director-General,
NYSC, while conducting the minister round the
camp, said it had five boreholes which served over
200 rooms.
Olawunmi said the budget of the corps was
reduced from N1.7 billion to N227 million between
2013 and 2015.
He said the corps was facing serious challenges
following the reduction by the past administration.
“We pay Security about N180 million yearly to
secure all the orientation camps in the country out
of the budget and we are left with little or nothing
to run our programmes.
“We have even reduced the camp to two batches,
because of lack funds,’’ he added.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/nysc-scheme-will-be-sustained-minister/

Cc: kbs468 note the bolded and this was posted on vanguard newspaper as at 7:01pm today.

oh boy.... 2 batches?? Nysc should not joke with this kind thing o

yanabasee:
Mr Solomon Dalong, Minister of Youths, Sports
and Social Development, said on Tuesday in
Lagos that the Federal Government would
sustain the National Youths Service Corps
(NYSC) scheme.
Dalong stated this when he paid an official visit to
the NYSC Orientation Camp at Iyana-Ipaja, in Lagos
State.
“I will stand for the sustenance of the scheme and
that it should continue to grow.
“What we need to do now is introduce skills
acquisition, empowerment; we need to now
repackage the scheme.
“At the level of the Federal Government, we are
thinking of after the mandatory one year service,
those who want to learn a trade, skills acquisition
and entrepreneurship can be retained and be
given more training.
“Our graduates are enlightening minds, whatever
you teach them, they will survive with it.
“So a grant will be given to them at the end to start
off and train other people,’’ he said.
Dalong charged the NYSC to install a high tension
illuminating light at the camp, to ensure adequate
security.
“You should have high tension Illumination at the
camp, as soon as possible.
“If you have over 2,000 Nigerians in a place like
this, you should have a perfect illumination due to
the present security challenges in the country.
“I am impressed with what I have seen on ground
at the camp; the facilities are good, I am satisfied,’’
he said.
Dalong also charged the NYSC to renovate all
existing orientation camps in the country.
He said it had become very important for the
camps to be upgraded to accommodate the
increasing number of graduates that would be
expected for the scheme.
“So as you embark on renovation, put it in mind
that more people will be using the facilities.
“I am saying this because I do not know when we
will get a new orientation camp, but we are sure
that we will have more students passing out of the
tertiary institutions.
“When we started this scheme, we never planned
for what we have now.
“Nigeria did not plan to have the number of
graduate we have today, so the whole concept of
NYSC would have started with permanent
structures.
“The visionaries of the scheme did not anticipate
that the scheme would live this long, after the civil
war,’’ the Minister said.
Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawunmi, Director-General,
NYSC, while conducting the minister round the
camp, said it had five boreholes which served over
200 rooms.
Olawunmi said the budget of the corps was
reduced from N1.7 billion to N227 million between
2013 and 2015.
He said the corps was facing serious challenges
following the reduction by the past administration.
“We pay Security about N180 million yearly to
secure all the orientation camps in the country out
of the budget and we are left with little or nothing
to run our programmes.
“We have even reduced the camp to two batches,
because of lack funds,’’ he added.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/nysc-scheme-will-be-sustained-minister/

Cc: kbs468 note the bolded and this was posted on vanguard newspaper as at 7:01pm today.

This report speaks volume of the unpreparedness for this year's scheme. Starting from the Minister saying he doesn't know when the next orientation camp will be and the reduction in budget of the scheme as been stated by the DG.

Sincerely, this is showing that we are on a long thing.

spixytinxy:
Wow, back from Hawaii, had lot of fun with my twins. Dtobs padi mi to sure I c ya ooo nd I got lot of goodies for u cos u b my personal person, miss oyin bawoni, kbs noting for u, stop disturbing all d females on golden city nd to those pple eyeing my hussy am bk wit full force.

Welcome back.

How was your journey, I hooe you enjoy it and had enough rest and peace of mind

yanabasee:

“We have even reduced the camp to two batches,
because of lack funds,’’ he added.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/nysc-scheme-will-be-sustained-minister/

Last year's 2 batches.


This shouldn't be in doubt.

There are 3 batches. Batch A camp starts by March.


It's possible he made a mistake in his speech or the Reporter quoted him wrongly.



The minister is just a tour of the agencies and departments under his ministry.

He also went to the Sea School in Lagos yesterday.


The TT might even come out tomorrow. The DG have a thing with Wednesdays!

amodu:


This report speaks volume of the unpreparedness for this year's scheme. Starting from the Minister saying he doesn't know when the next orientation camp will be and the reduction in budget of the scheme as been stated by the DG.

Sincerely, this is showing that we are on a long thing.

They've lost their element of surprise so they might actually be toying with you people's mind.


Moreso, it's possible for the minister not to be abreast of all the information concerning NYSC.
Remember that he's simply on a tour.


Reduction of the scheme as stated in the news was done 3 years ago.
That doesn't hold any relevance to now.



I wonder why you guys are still doubting!

LogoDWhiz:



They've lost their element of surprise so they might actually be toying with you people's mind.


Moreso, it's possible for the minister not to be abreast of all the information concerning NYSC.
Remember that he's simply on a tour.


Reduction of the scheme as stated in the news was done 3 years ago.
That doesn't hold any relevance to now.



I wonder why you guys are still doubting!

Since it is the latest info from their quarters.

Well, there is no crime in having believe. So I will believe all you have said and eliminate any doubt

okitaiji:
my dear everybody want to serve in Akwa Ibom because of allowii but only few of us that didn't mentioned there as our prefer choice

.
I don't understand why everyone wants to serve in Akwa Ibom

LogoDWhiz:



Last year's 2 batches.


This shouldn't be in doubt.

There are 3 batches. Batch A camp starts by March.


It's possible he made a mistake in his speech or the Reporter quoted him wrongly.



The minister is just a tour of the agencies and departments under his ministry.

He also went to the Sea School in Lagos yesterday.


The TT might even come out tomorrow. The DG have a thing with Wednesdays!

Your excellency, carefully read from here...
You'll notice that, the comment was made by the D.G and not the Minister.

Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawunmi, Director-General,NYSC, while conducting the minister round the camp, said it had five boreholes which served over 200 rooms.

Olawunmi said the budget of the corps was
reduced from N1.7 billion to N227 million between
2013 and 2015.He said the corps was facing serious challenges following the reduction by the past administration.

“We pay Security about N180 million yearly to
secure all the orientation camps in the country out
of the budget and we are left with little or nothing
to run our programmes.
“We have even reduced the camp to two batches,
because of lack funds,’’ he added.

Cc: kbs468, Amodu, DTOBS, etc