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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by cherryice(f): 11:26am On Jan 07, 2016
Laveda:
Nah.. No one called hun
ok il stl call u
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Laveda(f): 11:28am On Jan 07, 2016
cherryice:
ok il stl call u
Alright...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DGranite(m): 12:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Laveda:
Alright...
hi whats rocking here?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jan 07, 2016
midassultan:
Lol, cute? Sounds like d word a lady will use. Lol, please do, i have alway coveted a chat with da vinci or picasso. Abdul, name is abdul but you can call me abdul!!! *smiles and extends hand for a handshake*
Lol maybe cause I am a lady ?

Hahaha Abdul. Are you a Muslim ?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Lol maybe cause I am a lady ?

Hahaha Abdul. Are you a Muslim ?
smiley . YES! You do not have a problem with that, do you? smiley . And i want to presume you are a christian which is two hundred percent fine by me. Shalom?!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
midassultan:
smiley . YES! You do not have a problem with that, do you? smiley . And i want to presume you are a christian which is two hundred percent fine by me. Shalom?!
Lol I'm not a Christian. My Muslim name is Sekinah. So ahm. No I don't have a problem at all lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Lol I'm not a Christian. My Muslim name is Sekinah. So ahm. No I don't have a problem at all lol
Why do i get this extra happy feeling reading that! Dont blame me, i once had a situation where a lady stopped talking to me cos i told ha i am a muslim. And i do not blame ha bt d scumbag fanatics that gave d religion another name. Sekinah, me like. The full name is abdulrasheed, i answer to sultan too
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Lol I don't know about giving you my kidney now but ahm. Sure... Lol I'm quite nice lol but I think your sister takes the trophy cheesy

I look nothing like her in that photo. Apparently I look more like her in other photos but I don't agree undecided

grin grin grin... But you have two nau? If my life depended on it, am sure you wouldn't hesitate.

You must really be feeling funky if you think you dont look like her. The cheeks, nose and the signature smile says it all.

About your question for the day, i have always thought about that. Your question is a true test one ones love for the father. I think we are mostly driven by the fear of going to hell than the promise of a paradise called heaven.

It's just like our basic country laws or very simply the traffic laws. The penalty for breaking the law is a better motivation than the sermon of saving your own life and not endangering someone else's life.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jan 07, 2016
kinglekan:

grin grin grin... But you have two nau? If my life depended on it, am sure you wouldn't hesitate.

You must really be feeling funky if you think you dont look like her. The cheeks, nose and the signature smile says it all.

About your question for the day, i have always thought about that. Your question is a true test one ones love for the father. I think we are mostly driven by the fear of going to hell than the promise of a paradise called heaven.

It's just like our basic country laws or very simply the traffic laws. The penalty for breaking the law is a better motivation than the sermon of saving your own life and not endangering someone else's life.
Lol ehmmmm. But I have two for a reason...

Hahaha we look nothing alike oo angry we're completely different.

I also meant there'd be no hell. Lol no heaven no hell. Would you still be loyal ?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jan 07, 2016
midassultan:
Why do i get this extra happy feeling reading that! Dont blame me, i once had a situation where a lady stopped talking to me cos i told ha i am a muslim. And i do not blame ha bt d scumbag fanatics that gave d religion another name. Sekinah, me like. The full name is abdulrasheed, i answer to sultan too
That's really weird.

Well religion doesn't bother me really... Regardless of any lunatics giving the religion another name.

Thank you. I like your name too! One of my best friend is called Abdul Rasheed.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 2:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Lol ehmmmm. But I have two for a reason...

Hahaha we look nothing alike oo angry we're completely different.

I also meant there'd be no hell. Lol no heaven no hell. Would you still be loyal ?

Lol... u ehnnn grin

U see why u probably need your hair scraped again so u can admit you look like mum. tongue

If there isn't both, then there would be no law, no rules and ultimately no reason to be loyal to God. I can't imagine a world like that though, well except the heart of man is also ridden of wickedness.

A world where love comes easily and naturally would be awesome. But if you mean every other thing remaining constant apart from heaven and hell, then this world would be total chaos. Survival of the fittest, we would leave no differently from wild animals.

Religion provides some form of sanity and a little bit of restraint even though there is lotta insanity around. Take religion out and we would have all been savages, living our lives by the 'cliche', Get rich or die trying.

Extremist hiding under the umbrella of religion are part of the insane lots and an exception to what most religions stand for.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
That's really weird.

Well religion doesn't bother me really... Regardless of any lunatics giving the religion another name.

Thank you. I like your name too! One of my best friend is called Abdul Rasheed.
*smiles sheepishly* weird. Great. Neither does it bother me. I hope to become one too, I mean. Hope your day is going great.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:01pm On Jan 07, 2016
kinglekan:

Lol... u ehnnn grin

U see why u probably need your hair scraped again so u can admit you look like mum. tongue

If there isn't both, then there would be no law, no rules and ultimately no reason to be loyal to God. I can't imagine a world like that though, well except the heart of man is also ridden of wickedness.

A world where love comes easily and naturally would be awesome. But if you mean every other thing remaining constant apart from heaven and hell, then this world would be total chaos. Survival of the fittest, we would leave no differently from wild animals.

Religion provides some form of sanity and a little bit of restraint even though there is lotta insanity around. Take religion out and we would have all been savages, living our lives by the 'cliche', Get rich or die trying.

Extremist hiding under the umbrella of religion are part of the insane lots and an exception to what most religions stand for.
Hmmm so are you trying to say you are only loyal God because you fear punishment and you're expecting a reward ?

I don't think we need religion to be moral to be honest.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2016
midassultan:
*smiles sheepishly* weird. Great. Neither does it bother me. I hope to become one too, I mean. Hope your day is going great.
Awh! It is thank you smiley

I hope yours is too
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
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I was Expecting a Reply BUH I guess You chose to Ignoreundecided.

How have You Been?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
RexKex:
I was Expecting a Reply BUH I guess You chose to Ignoreundecided.

How have You Been?
Reply to what ?

You can't just tease me and run away angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Reply to what ?

You can't just tease me and run away angry
Why don't you want an ijebu wedding?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Reply to what ?

You can't just tease me and run away angry
I wasn't Teasing you.

You didn't reply my mention Last night.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
RexKexMilann:
lol. I must First Attest to the Fact That you are Indeed a Very Wise Woman.


Buh do you Know that He can Treat more than 6 Women Like His Queen At Same time? OR do You prefer to Be treated like a Queen irrespective of the Fact that Your "Ox Might be Gored" In the Process? Is affection that Necessary that You will Have to Discard the Most Important things?


"Patience is a Virtue" & That is Far from being a "Paradox". The Best things in Life are Worth Waiting For. In a Case of an Extremely Dry Season, The Rain is Worth Waiting For. When In times of Disaster & Pain, A Hero is Worth Waiting For. Going from your Assertion, We could probably Settle for the Enjoyments of Life & "Wave Off" The possibility Of "Welcoming a Messiah". Righthuh



He can't Possibly Love his Treasure More. Remember You are part Of The reasons He's seeking the Treasure in the First Place. His Secondary aim Of seeking His Treasure is Probably to make you happy & That Happiness when It Comes, Could Last Forever.


& Yea, The "Woman Of the Desert is An Amazing woman", So are You Bolu! I perfectly Understand you, we're stuck in the 21st Century, Probably the Most Recent Century. But like the "Woman Of the desert", We all long For happiness & Not just Happiness BUT an Everlasting Happiness. You can't Go psycho, He will Return to You Someday. All you have to do is Picture the "Coming Happiness", The happiness that will come with the Discovery of the "Wanderer's treasure".


Certain things in life are worth waiting For & This definitely is One Of them!
I'm so sorry I didn't reply sad I didn't see your mention. I thought I replied and you ignored me sad.

Ehm he doesn't need 6 women to treat as his queen because I can be all six of them women. Heck if he wants 20, I've a billion and one personalities in the chest he can pick and choose from. Yesss affection is necessary.

Ehm. First things first. I'm my own hero. No need to wait for anyone. And there's honestly no problem with him chasing his treasure that's cool. I love him enough to let him go. Clearly if he loved me, he'd understand that Bolu likes attention and I cannot just leave her and not talk to her and expect her to be all cool. Eh ? No. It can be a message or a call or Skype or whatnot. But you can't just up and go and I won't hear anything at all for 20 years and I'm supposed to just chill. Ehm. No sorry. I will always consider me and my feelings. As much as I love him I will also love myself too.

Ehm no. I don't want his treasure. His treasure is there to make him happy. If he could be happy with just me, no treasure then I'm happy.

Lol I will go absolutely mental. If I had a boyfriend that didn't talk to me for 3 days without an excuse. I will chop him to pieces. Do not even test me. I'm not even joking. His life is literally over.

Say his " treasure " was to study English in South Africa while I'm in Ireland. It's all good. As long as you communicate with me every step of the way. You can't just tell me you're going to do that then I don't hear from you for another 20/30 years ? No way Jose
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
RexKex:
I wasn't Teasing you.

You didn't reply my mention Last night.
I'm sorry I didn't see it cry

I've replied now!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 07, 2016
blublahd:
Why don't you want an ijebu wedding?
I just don't want one.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody:
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jan 07, 2016
blublahd:
What if you were marrying into the king's blood family?
If my partner wants one then it's fine. But I'd rather not.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody:
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
blublahd:
OK.
And if your partner were to be the king?
Lol to be honest I don't care. If he says he doesn't want one either then we're not having one.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
Lol to be honest I don't care. If he says he doesn't want one either then we're not having one.
Hmmmm......OK.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
I'm so sorry I didn't reply sad I didn't see your mention. I thought I replied and you ignored me sad.


Lol... I will Pretend Like I believe Thatsad.
YourMain:
Ehm he doesn't need 6 women to treat as his queen because I can be all six of them women. Heck if he wants 20, I've a billion and one personalities in the chest he can pick and choose from. Yesss affection is necessary.


Are you Sure you're being Realistic there?
YourMain:
Ehm. First things first. I'm my own hero. No need to wait for anyone. And there's honestly no problem with him chasing his treasure that's cool. I love him enough to let him go. Clearly if he loved me, he'd understand that Bolu likes attention and I cannot just leave her and not talk to her and expect her to be all cool. Eh ? No. It can be a message or a call or Skype or whatnot. But you can't just up and go and I won't hear anything at all for 20 years and I'm supposed to just chill. Ehm. No sorry. I will always consider me and my feelings. As much as I love him I will also love myself too.



Bolu! Is This Point where he drops his bag, Takes off his Shoes & Gives you a Hug accompanied with soft words Like... "Am not going anywhere, Am Here for you bae"? Is this The Point?
YourMain:
Well, Ehm no. I don't want his treasure. His treasure is there to make him happy. If he could be happy with just me, no treasure then I'm happy.



You are Being Selfish. Don't you think?smiley.
YourMain:
Lol I will go absolutely mental. If I had a boyfriend that didn't talk to me for 3 days without an excuse. I will chop him to pieces. Do not even test me. I'm not even joking. His life is literally over.



Hmmm! He's really In for it Then! 3 days? & Here he was, Thinking Of 7 Yearshuh shocked.
YourMain:
Say his " treasure " was to study English in South Africa while I'm in Ireland. It's all good. As long as you communicate with me every step of the way. You can't just tell me you're going to do that then I don't hear from you for another 20/30 years ? No way Jose



Of course! He will.

He will Have to communicate with You! He loves his Treasure. But one thing you didn't know is That He Loves You More than His Treasure. Who wouldn't Love Bolu? Bolu the Girl with A rare kind Of Angelic Face.huhWith a Brain Probably Made With Pearls? Ehnhuh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
Hadez. you can have your boring convo with TrapLord here or go to movies or some other stufff like that *YAWNS*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jan 07, 2016
[quote author=RexKex post=41757947][/quote]No no I'm actually serious. I honestly didn't see it.

Yasss im being realistic. I can be all kinds of women he wants. No problem.

Yeah he should! That exactly what he should do. I honestly don't mind to be honest as long as we're in commutation.

No! He's being selfish. He's going to leave me, not communicate with me in any way for his treasure and I'm stuck waiting for him for years. I don't even know if he's dead or alive.

Lol my boyfriend can't expect to go and not even text me. Lol does he want to die ? I will skin him alive.

Well okay fine. If it's a situation where we can talk at least four times a week then yeah it's fine. I don't mind long distance relationships as long as it's certain it's not long distance forever. Hahahhahahh you over flatter me. I'm nothing of the sort.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
No no I'm actually serious. I honestly didn't see it.

Yasss im being realistic. I can be all kinds of women he wants. No problem.

Yeah he should! That exactly what he should do. I honestly don't mind to be honest as long as we're in commutation.

No! He's being selfish. He's going to leave me, not communicate with me in any way for his treasure and I'm stuck waiting for him for years. I don't even know if he's dead or alive.

Lol my boyfriend can't expect to go and not even text me. Lol does he want to die ? I will skin him alive.

Well okay fine. If it's a situation where we can talk at least four times a week then yeah it's fine. I don't mind long distance relationships as long as it's certain it's not long distance forever. Hahahhahahh you over flatter me. I'm nothing of the sort.
If he Decides to stay, The Guilt of not Being able to pursue His treasure Might Be too Much for him to bear & This Could affect you too. Would You be Able to Cope with that?

He's stuck inbetween two Important things in his Entire life; You and His Treasure. So you'd Prefer him to Forsake his Treasure and Be with You? To make You Happy? Ehn Boluwatifehuh


Okay then!


Don't refer to my words as Mere Flattery, It's kinda Insulting.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jan 07, 2016
RexKex:
If he Decides to stay, The Guilt of not Being able to pursue His treasure Might Be too Much for him to bear & This Could affect you too. Would You be Able to Cope with that?

He's stuck inbetween two Important things in his Entire life; You and His Treasure. So you'd Prefer him to Forsake his Treasure and Be with You? To make You Happy? Ehn Boluwatifehuh


Okay then!


Don't refer to my words as Mere Flattery, It's kinda Insulting.
I apologise. I didn't mean to insult you. Your words sound a bit exaggerated at times...

No! He can go! But if there's no communication nah. In my eyes there's no relationship.

We can also choose to forsake me and go and find his treasure if he doesn't think I'm worthy of speaking to. No problem.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jan 07, 2016
YourMain:
I apologise. I didn't mean to insult you. Your words sound a bit exaggerated at times...

No! He can go! But if there's no communication nah. In my eyes there's no relationship.

We can also choose to forsake me and go and find his treasure if he doesn't think I'm worthy of speaking to. No problem.
Well , Am Hypnotized Already!

You are worthy, That's for sure.

So what Now? you want Him to Stay?
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