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Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by stmayor(m): 8:17am On Jan 10, 2016

hhmmmm

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Adedolapo1406(m): 8:17am On Jan 10, 2016

Did you just say pastor? Watz d meaning of pastor sef?

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by yrret: 8:20am On Jan 10, 2016

THE PROPHETS

FALSE PROPHETS.
Like witches and wizards,
Teachers and preachers,
Doer and mockers,
Christians and pagans
Prophets like drunkards.

BEWARE!!!
Do you practice what you preach,
or apply what you teach?
Or an inconsiderable witch
You prophesy in false
Filling your purse
like a drunkard with no course.

See that sister singing?
She fornicate with that pastor preaching!
See that brother drumming?
only he knows what is coming.
Perfected mistakes are funny
Even followers ignore warnings

I ponder on my wonder
Imagining through this religion blunder
swaggering through my thoughts.
Masturbate on God's judgement
waiting for it to come.

ENDTIME MINISTERS
Beware of false prophets
with tongue in form of honey.
They never preach of salvation
only of fame and money.
they don't care about your state
But are smart and cunny

SALVATION!!!
GOD is mighty and never sleep
He rewards everlasting those HIS commandments they keep.
Raise you above your enemies
Till you reach the peak
Serve GOD so you can never weep
else you burn forever when HE sweeps.

Prophet of the dark
behold the devil's clerk.
Now is the best time to pack
In His Kingdom
Nobody is whack
i pity those that slack
Jesus really wants you back.

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Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Etizz: 8:30am On Jan 10, 2016

No doubt.....
But he's not a real man of God....

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by abubakaa(m): 8:39am On Jan 10, 2016

end time pastor

jesu sanu

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Annunaki(m): 8:47am On Jan 10, 2016

winner01:
Why not move more edifying and reasonable topics to Fp?

NL is biased against christianity, today is sunday and one would expect them to post pro christian edifying threads to the front page but alas. Meanwhile on Fridays they are fond of posting pro islam threads to the front page(even though non muslims can't comment on them) and you will never see any thread that exposes the evils of islam on the front page.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by abubakaa(m): 8:50am On Jan 10, 2016

Annunaki:
NL is biased against christianity, today is sunday and one would expect them to post pro christian edifying threads to the front page but alas. Meanwhile on Fridays they are fond of posting pro islam threads to the front page(even though non muslims can't comment on them) and you will never see any thread that exposes the evils of islam on the front page.

rubbish...

u're vomiting trash.

means u dont visit this place regularly

NL is not of any religion and therefore not bias...ok

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by shamecurls(m): 8:52am On Jan 10, 2016

You can amass wealth as a pastor without being a personality of doom. Vast majority only want to listen to the lies.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Ehinmola(m): 9:07am On Jan 10, 2016

God just dey look all this devil reincarnated pastors in white garment.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by HRich(m): 9:11am On Jan 10, 2016

Cutehector:
Nigerian theives are so daft!

Well, if you must know, I believe the story

Even though you don't

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Enesi47: 9:13am On Jan 10, 2016

Evyivy:

I wonder how their members do with their doctrines, I once witnessed a white garment pastor flogging a pregnant woman seriously all in d name of prayer. God have mercy.

baby I beg don't kill me with laugh here

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by xtervaganza(m): 9:27am On Jan 10, 2016

I'm sure the pastor used jazz on him

He wouldn't be in this trouble if he had dumped all these evil religion like I did

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Jabioro: 9:45am On Jan 10, 2016

The pastor told me,to told myself to did that and I did not told myself that is wrong ,I can still remember my name........Can you understand my English ? if can understand that means you are not under any spell,it is not a day plan but a gradual and targeted issue waiting to strike..

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Nicepoker(m): 9:48am On Jan 10, 2016

Dem waste. No drug related crime from east why?

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by F22RAPTOR(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2016

Smartsyn:
Please don't abuse the word "pastor" abeg.

can u please explain better

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Smartsyn(m): 9:54am On Jan 10, 2016

F22RAPTOR:
can u please explain better

not every body that wear suits and preach is a pastor, like the man in the post is a thief and calling him pastor is abusing the word.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by JuanDeDios: 10:04am On Jan 10, 2016

Yungwizzzy:
There just opened two new churches back to back this year just close to my window

and the two musroom churches are currently on a competition for the loudest noise.

me just dey look them first. They'll wake up one day and find out the only thing remaining in their church is bench...

Lol. Take am easy o! I think you should have a chat with each pastor, though. If that fails, you can seek relief under the law if you live in Lagos.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by F22RAPTOR(m): 10:05am On Jan 10, 2016

Smartsyn:
not every body that wear suits and preach is a pastor, like the man in the post is a thief and calling him pastor is abusing the word.

very true

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by realglob(m): 11:32am On Jan 10, 2016

Evyivy:

I wonder how their members do with their doctrines, I once witnessed a white garment pastor flogging a pregnant woman seriously all in d name of prayer. God have mercy.

Lol My Dad told me daat as a youth visited d church tru his friend and he waas askd 2 kneel 4 prayers and de used brooms 2 design his body dat day.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 11:42am On Jan 10, 2016

So why dis two white garment guys come dey hold dia prick?

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by habiham: 11:53am On Jan 10, 2016

Man of evil calling Man of God ... Thunder fire you

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by ojnnaco(m): 12:20pm On Jan 10, 2016

HerexG:
The way at which materialism is driving many to their doom is appalling

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by ipreach: 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2016

Really?

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Ilaje44(m): 12:31pm On Jan 10, 2016

Evyivy:

I wonder how their members do with their doctrines, I once witnessed a white garment pastor flogging a pregnant woman seriously all in d name of prayer. God have mercy.

Young woman, abeg, take down that foto. It's unlady-like. See as you open leg yakata.

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by Nobody: 2:23pm On Jan 10, 2016

imsuboi:
he's yoruba

and so? where does tribe fit in all these?

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by SHAIBULIAR: 3:38pm On Jan 10, 2016

omo ijo mimo halelluya oooooooooooooooooooooooo

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by 400billionman: 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2016

Yungwizzzy:
There just opened two new churches back to back this year just close to my window

and the two musroom churches are currently on a competition for the loudest noise.

me just dey look them first. They'll wake up one day and find out the only thing remaining in their church is bench...

I no dey play with noise polution o..

Re: My Pastor Asked Me To Lie That Armed Robbers Snatched My Boss’s Vehicle. by hotnsexy4christ(f): 4:55pm On Jan 10, 2016

I pity people that attend celestia church, they are all under the influence of demonic power, well I will continue praying to God for them.

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