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Nigerians And Their English by Iamlordgee(op): 6:52pm On Jan 10, 2016
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *Abeg dress back. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. *I wan ENTER Motor *U dey hear d smell? *shey u dey catch coldhuh *Abeg leave me alone *i carry God take beg u ooo *have mummy Go *why are u lying in ma head *is uncle dat beat mε *is mε dat wil do first ADD UR OWN
Re: Nigerians And Their English by aare07(m): 6:58pm On Jan 10, 2016
Back to Back, Pidgin ti take over.
Re: Nigerians And Their English by tayebest(m): 7:04pm On Jan 10, 2016
aare07:
Back to Back, Pidgin ti take over.
back then, the English was Hit! grin
Re: Nigerians And Their English by OKUCHI11(m): 7:07pm On Jan 10, 2016
my Oga at the top
Re: Nigerians And Their English by bennymcnonny(m): 7:16pm On Jan 10, 2016
The day I heard this one I nearly peed on my pants : I'm feeling cold. Feeln't you?
Re: Nigerians And Their English by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jan 10, 2016
bennymcnonny:
The day I heard this one I nearly peed on my pants : I'm feeling cold. Feeln't you?
cheesy cheesy
Re: Nigerians And Their English by kay9(m): 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2016
bennymcnonny:
The day I heard this one I nearly peed on my pants : I'm feeling cold. Feeln't you?
I'm dead!! grin
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