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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why all the clocks?"
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie- Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'' ''Incredible!'' , said the man. ''
And whose clock is that one?'' St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved Twice, telling us that
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''....

''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian PRESIDENT, SENATORS, House of Reps members, Governors?'' asked the man.
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans...good day all. How many times have you lied?

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My Clock Would Be running like Usain Bolt!

Collinberg:
My Clock Would Be running like Usain Bolt!

This level of sincerity will make it stop for like 7 days

Bantino:
This level of sincerity will make it stop for like 7 days

U mean 7 seconds? Cos am thinking of my next lie to make up for it

Collinberg:
U mean 7 seconds? Cos am thinking of my next lie to make up for it

Hmmmm, I remove my cap for you ooooo

Meanwhile, HBD to you!!!

Bantino:
Hmmmm, I remove my cap for you ooooo

Meanwhile, HBD to you!!!

Thanks Bro,it's nice to see that someone noticed my Birthday...