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Only students and former students of the unique University of Port Harcourt will understand this;

* You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to go to PS library, Donald Ekong library or Mba 1 and find out they have a permanent seat. Na wa o

* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my textbook is not compulsory but class Rep...let me have the list of those that bought. If you like no buy

* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If it was to be AEB... I would have been a 2.1 graduate by now. Yimu

* SUG will organize a protest and those OVERSABI will boycott it for lectures.

* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD or supervisor when you need his signature on a form.

* In UNIPORT, you don't need to go far for anything...right in your Lodge you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber. The hustle is real

* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside campus and before you know it...she has hugged like 10 guys. Ngwanu Miss Uniport

* Uniport students can photocopy..so tey Dem go still bring am come class for lecturer to see.

* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books.

* Semester starts: Jollof rice @ mba2 . Mid-semester: bread and a bottle of coke. Semester ending: garri ti take over lol

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. lol

* You receive your year one results and you give your life to Christ without preaching... Just like that

* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop THE super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds. Lmao

Cc: sleekyshuga

Skarlett! You people should go and change your anthem. What in heaven is Unique Unique.....

E383:
Skarlett! You people should go and change your anthem. What in heaven is Unique Unique.....

LaffMahAssAwt

I just taya o funny enough that's the only part I know

E383:
Skarlett! You people should go and change your anthem. What in heaven is Unique Unique.....

LaffMahAssAwt

I just taya o funny enough that's the only part I know

skarlett:
LaffMahAssAwt

I just taya o funny enough that's the only part I know

Befuddled IPS students who had no idea what they were saying screamed at the top of their voice, Eunice Eunice, Eunice Uniport. Lmao!

This got me laughing.. So na AEB come easy to pass? Yimu!!

E383:
Beffuled IPS students who had no idea what they were saying screamed at the top of their voice, Eunice Eunice, Eunice Uniport.. Lmao!

ROTFL !!! No be only Eunice.. What about Eucharia ? That moment when you are in Ebitimi Banigo for a lecture, induction etc, and the anthem is raised .. Na to chew mouth sure pass..

Till I left, I never learnt how to sing that anthem, and as usual, the only part we all chorused in.....

Unique (2x)....
Unique Uniport...

Unique (2x).....
Unique Uniport...

Unique (2x).....
Unique Uniport....

Unique(2x).......
Unique Uniport..... (all the bass in the hall will finish this last side )..

Sleekyshuga:
This got me laughing.. So na AEB come easy to pass? Yimu!!


ROTFL !!! No be only Eunice.. What about Eucharia ? That moment when you are in Ebitimi Banigo for a lecture, induction etc, and the anthem is raised .. Na to chew mouth sure pass..

Till I left, I never learnt how to sing that anthem, and as usual, the only part we all chorused in.....

Unique (2x)....
Unique Uniport...

Unique (2x).....
Unique Uniport...

Unique (2x).....
Unique Uniport....

Unique(2x).......
Unique Uniport..... (all the bass in the hall will finish this last side )..

E383:
Befuddled IPS students who had no idea what they were saying screamed at the top of their voice, Eunice Eunice, Eunice Uniport. Lmao!

ayam dead

skarlett:
ayam dead

Skarlett really?

E383:
Skarlett really?

Lol, its a manner of speaking

skarlett:
Lol, its a manner of speaking

Yeah right.

Who told you that these stuffs happens only in uniport, esp the test own, wen the lecturer turns back, he 'll be like shou, in awefulness

firstking01:
Who told you that these stuffs happens only in uniport, esp the test own, wen the lecturer turns back, he 'll be like shou, in awefulness

Lol as in

skarlett:
Lol as in

you resident in ph??

firstking01:
you resident in ph??

Nope

skarlett:
Nope

wher are you resident??

firstking01:
wher are you resident??

Lagos

skarlett:
Lagos

so, u left all the schooLs in lag for uniport??

firstking01:
so, u left all the schooLs in lag for uniport??

Yea and I don't regret it

skarlett:
Yea and I don't regret it

hmmm, i see...so, can i cm visit u there?

skarlett:
Yea and I don't regret it

hmmm, i see...so, can i cm visit u there?, which hostel are u??

firstking01:
hmmm, i see...so, can i cm visit u there?, which hostel are u??

Visit me where

skarlett:
Visit me where

in uniport na

firstking01:
in uniport na

I'm done now

skarlett:
I'm done now

oh, but u neva told me na...u gan bak to lag??

firstking01:
oh, but u neva told me na...u gan bak to lag??

Yep

skarlett:
Yep

served??

firstking01:
served??

Nope

skarlett:
Nope

hmm, so, which state would u prefer to be posted??

firstking01:
hmm, so, which state would u prefer to be posted??

I dunno yet o

skarlett:
I dunno yet o

so, if u have options nw, u'd still say u dunno??

Mynd44 and Tgirl I was banned from diary section, I'd like to know why, thanks