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Couldn't wait to share this ooo!!! Lalasticlala .There were three men living together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all
starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in
this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a
plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he
ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had
finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN
MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could
not remember being paid. But because he did not want to
cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine.
When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect
the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES.
BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted.
This time the manager came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the
other customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know
how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered
the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of
Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the
money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say
anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all
sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two
other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say
that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money
from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian
interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU
OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO
GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
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Nigerians tho ,I'm sure d dude is from d east!!..
IGBO KWENU!!!

stale... not in a country where almost all organizations have CCTV.

Exponental:
stale... not in a country where almost all organizations have CCTV.

...ledhanded