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Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 22, 2016
The Case Between The Noblezone and Some APC e-Tyrants.

News reaching us, has it that the Noblezone has sued some APC e-Tyrants over defamation of character.

He is asking for damages in what he called character assassination by misguided and mischievous APC e-Tyrants who are accusing him of directly or indirected looting the treasury. This development is as a result of his position that the APC led government has been nothing but a show of shame.

All their campaign promises are either denied or excused.
They have consistently blamed past leaders (as if they were not part of the rot).
Lately, they have even blamed God.

The Noblezone claims that his attempts to remind the APC of their promises, ends up in his being accused of being corrupt.

Speaking to newsmen at the Nairaland High Court, the Noblezone said

" I have never worked for any government, be it local, state or federal,
I am not working for any government, be it local, state or federal
I have no intention of working for any government, be it local, state or federal;
So how can they accuse me of chopping Dasuki money?"

Asked what if he chopped the money unknowingly, he said,

"I am using this opportunity to call on my acquaintances, friends and family members who in one way or the other have given me any money or goods in the last 10 years to come and collect them back.

Particularly, I am calling on my younger bro, who sent a bag of rice to my family as Christmas present in December 2015, to come and have a bag of rice back.

I dont want to hear that the source of the money for the rice was from someone who happens to be a a friend of a colleague whose brother knows the sister of the uncle of a nephew, who happens to be the neighbor of a relation who has an acquittance that works in an office adjacent office, to the someone who happens to know someone that is related to the sister of a man who was paid some money to supply pure water to the end of the Year PDP women convention at the ward level. and the source of the money has been traced to a member of the local council whose brother is related to a member of the state house of assembly, whose uncle is a zonal PRO of the PDP, who got some money from a member of the Senate who happens to get some money from Olisa Metu".



Joined in the suit are all who APC e-tyrants. especially the Nairaland constituency.

The case is coming up for hearing as soonest.

Source: The Noble Times International.
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by henriettanenye(f): 10:28am On Jan 22, 2016
noblezone:
Asked what if he chopped the money unknowingly, he said,
"I am using this opportunity to call on my acquaintances, friends and family members who in one way or the other have given me any money or goods in the last 10 years to come and collect them back.
Particularly, I am calling on my younger bro, who sent a bag of rice to my family as Christmas present in December 2015, to come and have a bag of rice back.
[b]I dont want to hear that the source of the money for the rice was from someone who happens to be a a friend of a colleague whose brother knows the sister of the uncle of a nephew, who happens to be the neighbor of a relation who has an acquittance that works in an office adjacent office, to the someone who happens to know someone that is related to the sister of a man who was paid some money to supply pure water to the end of the Year PDP women convention at the ward level. and the source of the money has been traced to a member of the local council whose brother is related to a member of the state house of assembly, whose uncle is a zonal PRO of the PDP, who got some money from a member of the Senate who happens to get some money from Olisa Metu".
[/b]s .
What a funny part...lolz
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by omenka(m): 10:31am On Jan 22, 2016
noblezone:
The Case Between The Noblezone and Some APC e-Tyrants.

News reaching us, has it that the Noblezone has sued some APC e-Tyrants over defamation of character.

He is asking for damages in what he called character assassination by misguided and mischievous APC e-Tyrants who are accusing him of directly or indirected looting the treasury. This development is as a result of his position that the APC led government has been nothing but a show of shame.

All their campaign promises are either denied or excused.
They have consistently blamed past leaders (as if they were not part of the rot).
Lately, they have even blamed God.

The Noblezone claims that his attempts to remind the APC of their promises, ends up in his being accused of being corrupt.

Speaking to newsmen at the Nairaland High Court, the Noblezone said

" I have never worked for any government, be it local, state or federal,
I am not working for any government, be it local, state or federal
I have no intention of working for any government, be it local, state or federal;
So how can they accuse me of chopping Dasuki money?"

Asked what if he chopped the money unknowingly, he said,

"I am using this opportunity to call on my acquaintances, friends and family members who in one way or the other have given me any money or goods in the last 10 years to come and collect them back.

Particularly, I am calling on my younger bro, who sent a bag of rice to my family as Christmas present in December 2015, to come and have a bag of rice back.

I dont want to hear that the source of the money for the rice was from someone who happens to be a a friend of a colleague whose brother knows the sister of the uncle of a nephew, who happens to be the neighbor of a relation who has an acquittance that works in an office adjacent office, to the someone who happens to know someone that is related to the sister of a man who was paid some money to supply pure water to the end of the Year PDP women convention at the ward level. and the source of the money has been traced to a member of the local council whose brother is related to a member of the state house of assembly, whose uncle is a zonal PRO of the PDP, who got some money from a member of the Senate who happens to get some money from Olisa Metu".



Joined in the suit are all who APC e-tyrants. especially the Nairaland constituency.

The case is coming up for hearing as soonest.

Source: The Noble Times International.
If I were you, I'd spend more time in the jobs and careers section of the forum.

Think about it. wink
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 10:35am On Jan 22, 2016
omenka:
If I were you, I'd spend more time in the jobs and careers section of the forum.

Think about it. wink
You have no idea who I am bro.
Though I guess you advice is more of an insult.

Such things don't move me.

The post is just for fun, but if on the other hand it turns on your bile, then you need help!
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by omenka(m): 10:41am On Jan 22, 2016
noblezone:
You have no idea who I am bro.
Though I guess you advice is more of an insult.

Such things don't move me.

The post is just for fun, but if on the other hand it turns on your bile, then you need help!
Everyone is a billionaire on cyberspace. cheesy

It doesn't stair my bile boy, makes me feel genuinely sorry for you. smiley
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 22, 2016
Lolol. What about the judges or this a Media Trial?
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 10:54am On Jan 22, 2016
omenka:
Everyone is a billionaire on cyberspace. cheesy

It doesn't stair my bile boy, makes me feel genuinely sorry for you. smiley
Then, let me save the stress nwanne m.
You dont need to be.

Let me help you the more, oil price can ground to $1per barrel, Nigerian economy can ground to zero, a tissue paper may have more value than the Naira, yet I am not bothered one bit.

The daft money polices of the present administration will surely destroy the economy, but some of us are steps ahead.
If you are sure heart beat is stable and your bile not secreting some dangerous fluids, then just chill.
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 11:02am On Jan 22, 2016
Reyginus:
Lolol. What about the judges or this a Media Trial?
Comrade, how are you doing?

Rumour has it that all the Nairaland judges are running away from the case.

They are scared any judge who handles the case might be called "corrupt" by the "Justice Bugharia" who is the Chief Commado Of all the Judges.
You know he is a no sense judge who fears neither man nor God, neither does he regard the courts nor obey the laws of the land.

He has already judged all "corrupt" judges and pronounced that jail awaits them all.
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 11:06am On Jan 22, 2016
henriettanenye:
What a funny part...lolz
Please have some good laugh my sister.
The purpose is to relief some tension created by the daft polices of this APC gwamenti.

However, shine your eyes while you laugh.
Some of these APC tyrants might not take it kindly with you if they see you laughing.
They are very predictable, they are intolerant, aggressive and violent.
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 11:12am On Jan 22, 2016
noblezone:
Comrade, how are you doing?

Rumour has it that all the Nairaland judges are running away from the case.

They are scared any judge who handles the case might be called "corrupt" by the "Justice Bugharia" who is the Chief Commado Of all the Judges.
You know he is a no sense judge who fears neither man nor God, neither does he regard the courts nor obey the laws of the land.

He has already judged all "corrupt" judges and pronounced that jail awaits them all.
Lol. A weekend ban awaits you. Welcome back from your next ban.
Re: Dasukigate: The Noblezone Heads To The Nairaland Court! by Nobody: 11:18am On Jan 22, 2016
Reyginus:
Lol. A weekend ban awaits you. Welcome back from your next ban.
Thanks in advance bro.

Even the ban has become fun to me.
If I will consider changing my moniker, it will be nobleban, in honour of the "murderitors" who loves to see me banned.
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