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Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 10:15pm On Jan 19, 2016
cruzyteejay:



niccur stop being a she-male,its not bad if a man knows how to cook,but to say that cooking is meant for both will be hypocritical............right from the beginning it has always been men=outdoors,women=indoors,they av always been synonymous with domestic works,and will always be cus that's just the way it is
what about you? you are a sexless creature.... hell if you're even a human being... get a life you featherbrain addled nonsensical piece of asexual stupidity..... how dare an egotistical muscle head like you come here and tell me shit..... you need a shrink you dusty hopeless idiot....... If only your father used birth control..... the heck you're not the product of a burst condom... idiot.....
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by bee444: 11:45pm On Jan 19, 2016
Mamatee07:


she made her point without insulting anyone, why can't you do the same Maturity is when one learns not to throw insults around but give intelligent points while having a discussion. People having different views and that is what makes life interesting, many Nigerian homes have Chefs and they are happy. By the way there are many single women that can cook and there are many married women that can cook real good but that doesn't stop their husbands from cheating, bringing out the single card is old.

#singlecard... #westernworldbrainwash. You guys are the problem we have in this dispensation. You would think that by now that our youths would be controlling and presiding over the affairs of Nigeria.. judging by the undeniable corruptions of our govt. But no.. they lack moral and ethical balance. Old men still rules Nigeria... isn't this a shame? Old men possesses values and have that moral upbringing that a well brought up and sane woman must know how to cook.

#shametothisindomiegirls.
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:18pm On Jan 20, 2016
cyprus000:

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That's the drill bro cool

our socio-cultural ways have been abysmally inebriated by western hegemon which has hindered the wave of "common sense" from abiding on the skull of lot of our peeps.

It's an ineffable pitiable situation.
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drop grandiloquence.... it emphasizes your hopeless stupidity. their socio cultural ways were based on claims that do not apply in a 21st Century society. keep being so conservative and don't advance your life.
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000: 7:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
johnjimiflex:

drop grandiloquence.... it emphasizes your hopeless stupidity. their socio cultural ways were based on claims that do not apply in a 21st Century society. keep being so conservative and don't advance your life.
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Who is this precociously gruesome dunce and a narcissistic, maliciously malodorous manifestation of contraceptive fried brain persona.

Do i look lyk i want to be in the league of sapiopathetic cock-warffles of your ilks who ought to be quaratined in the zoo for serial consummate lunacy.

Your vapid assertion shows the level of infectious zombification you have undergone.

How can one advance from sanity to mental retardation and still call it "progressive advancement". Typical of an assertion only a brain dead lummox could come up with.

Do me a favour and evaporate from my mention,cos cyprus have zero tolerance for fuckwits.
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Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jan 21, 2016
smitez:


Its not a crime, And there is nothing wrong with it.. But it just sounds as stupid as a man saying he hates to work... his wife should work and fend for the family.. Both are not a crime, But both only depict stupid people..

JustSayin

Cheers!

I would have agreed with your comment if only men worked but women work too. But how many men cook in their homes? And don't forget there are people who earn from what they love doing so you cannot really call that work. Not everyone is programmed the same so not everyone should be held to the same standards.
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by futureroyal(m): 12:38am On Jan 22, 2016
Perhaps she doesn't like/want/detest to cook, but she love to eat when it's finally cooked? smh
Genea:
no one is perfect,she doesn't want to cook,cos she doesn't like d idea of cooking,diff strokes 4 diff folks
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2016
cyprus000:
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Who is this precociously gruesome dunce and a narcissistic, maliciously malodorous manifestation of contraceptive fried brain persona.

Do i look lyk i want to be in the league of sapiopathetic cock-warffles of your ilks who ought to be quaratined in the zoo for serial consummate lunacy.

Your vapid assertion shows the level of infectious zombification you have undergone.
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How can one advance from sanity to mental retardation and still call it "progressive advancement". Typical of an assertion only a brain dead lummox could come up with.

Do me a favour and evaporate from my mention,cos cyprus have zero tolerance for fuckwits.
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welcome to looserville! population: 1 you.....your life is a monument to stupidity, you're a malformation, an unreservedly pathetic degenerate. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of hopeless magniloquence and unknowing inexperienced opinion to have in the world of sanity. you're a classic example of English scholar gone mad! you are the source of all unpleasantness. I feel debased for just knowing that you exist.deficient in all that lends character. a lewd crude bag of prechewed food. the only thing more grandiose than your language is your stupidity. Why not you tell us sth abt your brutish confused existence in squalor and filth, I mean your asylum.
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000: 7:19pm On Jan 27, 2016
johnjimiflex:

welcome to looserville! population: 1 you.....your life is a monument to stupidity, you're a malformation, an unreservedly pathetic degenerate. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of hopeless magniloquence and unknowing inexperienced opinion to have in the world of sanity. you're a classic example of English scholar gone mad! you are the source of all unpleasantness. I feel debased for just knowing that you exist.deficient in all that lends character. a lewd crude bag of prechewed food. the only thing more grandiose than your language is your stupidity. Why not you tell us sth abt your brutish confused existence in squalor and filth, I mean your asylum.
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I thought this cruelly naive conspicious idiot and a wearisome, dull-witted mutilation of anything good. Had done the world a favour by drinking raw acid, Which would be the greatest gift to mankind.

It is pitiable that the world has to deal with the abysmal situation of putting up with a fanatical moronic illiterate who rabidly attack any person who has the chutzpah to question his sanity, an ineffable dispicable obnoxious doltwit, playing blight upon human society.

If I'm the one in charge of taking care of the existance of a dumshity incalculably repulsive idiot lyk yourself. I wouldn't give you the benefit of two-blink before I pull the plug to your life support, so as to save the world from an opaque and absolute lunatic,whose IQ is inferior to that of a donkey in the punditry of human IQ.
Which is why you should be everly grateful to trees, tirelessly producing oxygen for an underseving and unworthy m0r0n lyk you.

Get out of my sight, you oaf of obtusive otiosity.

*spit on your existance*
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Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by johnjimiflex(m): 12:45pm On Jan 28, 2016
cyprus000:
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I thought this cruelly naive conspicious idiot and a wearisome, dull-witted mutilation of anything good. Had done the world a favour by drinking raw acid, Which would be the greatest gift to mankind.

It is pitiable that the world has to deal with the abysmal situation of putting up with a fanatical moronic illiterate who rabidly attack any person who has the chutzpah to question his sanity, an ineffable dispicable obnoxious doltwit, playing blight upon human society.

If I'm the one in charge of taking care of the existance of a dumshity incalculably repulsive idiot lyk yourself. I wouldn't give you the benefit of two-blink before I pull the plug to your life support, so as to save the world from an opaque and absolute lunatic,whose IQ is inferior to that of a donkey in the punditry of human IQ.
Which is why you should be everly grateful to trees, tirelessly producing oxygen for an underseving and unworthy m0r0n lyk you.

Get out of my sight, you oaf of obtusive otiosity.

*spit on your existance*
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"If I am the one in charge of..." well it happens that you are not the one in charge of, piece of advice, Despair and Die a miserable death! the death of a hopeless depraved desert rat.for a fool that has been useless since his conception, an oaf whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper. A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality)
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by Poseidon000: 9:35am On Feb 05, 2016
johnjimiflex:

[b]"If I am the one in charge of..." well it happens that you are not the one in charge of, piece of advice, Despair and Die a miserable death! the death of a hopeless depraved desert rat.for a fool that has been useless since his conception, an oaf [b]whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your [b]trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper.A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality)
[b]whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory>http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/35645/its-not-my-fault-your-birth-certificate-was-an-apo, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you>>https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/154765768/0/0/1, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper.>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Warkind A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality)
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The above inutile heap of _shit just doused all doubt on you being an opaque,absolute and a putridus precocious m0r0n.


if only your mother had taken enough vitamins
when you were feeding via her placenta, you
wouldn't have a fried brain, which is why a first filial progeny of a neo-australopithecus africanus specie, couldn't come up with a simple comeback line, instead, resort to copying and pasting lines from google, all in bide to engage your lexical god to feel among and to service your inferiority complex.

If Cyprus decides to give you iota audience. I'll not only sacrifice you on the altar of my lexical echelon, after i had decimated and cremated your pathetic self. I'll make certain I conflagrate your fatuitous existance for desacreding the
sanctity of my lexical sanctuary with your inherent stupidity, and declare a "world mourning day" on the day your dad's spermatozoon flagellated to fertilise your mom's ovum, which brought forth a mental pillaging vicious-cotton-headed-ninny-id1ot

I'm not saying that I hate a despicable obnoxious and boorish m0r0n lyk you, who came from infinitesimal end of the gene pool. All I'm saying is that, I'll read your obituary with great pleasure..You fuckwit.


I don't have time for brain dead lummox, neither do I want to be caught engaging a nonetity, especially a comtemptible kid lyk yourself.

This is your last priviledge of courting my audience, so fvck off, you ineffable brainscooped imbecilic swine.


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Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by cyprus000: 8:41am On Feb 15, 2016
angry
Re: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by ufuosman(m): 7:55am On Nov 27, 2016
no, use weed

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