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| Boko Haram In Church by laptopsale(op): 10:35pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Can't laugh alone.... Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape. They counted the number of worshipers and they were 150. They told them they would kill 100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking:"What's your name?" The pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. The next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed: "He is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu. If you were in the congregation, what will be your name? 1 Like |
| Re: Boko Haram In Church by Macclane(m): 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Aaaaaaamacclane |
| Re: Boko Haram In Church by HXoritz(m): 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Zenior ZOritz....lolz...u go fear names wey start with Z....FTC |
| Re: Boko Haram In Church by Macclane(m): 10:41pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
HXoritz:Calm down, hw much u go buy d ftc? |
| Re: Boko Haram In Church by Gidoka(m): 5:06am On Jan 30, 2016 |
my name is zzzzzzzzzz |
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