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Hilarious trend about the state of Nigeria click here to join the fun https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Welcome%20to%20Nigeria%22&src=tren

welcome to Nigeria where every celebrity news must make FP

more at http://ucheosefoh..com.ng/2016/02/welcome-to-nigeria-trending-on-twitter.html
cc: lalasticlala, seun

Una welicome

Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.

Before nko

Welcome to Nigeria where rise in dollar affects those selling Garri (like seriously) ߘՠThe woman said: "u no know sey dollar don rise?"

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where all parents neva came last during their school days

Where US$2.1 billion meant for arms purchase







is shared among cartels.


Where there is no hope for the common man.

Where Religion is a multi million dollar business.

Where criminals are celebrated.

Welcome to Nigeria where you can belong to nobody and also belong to everyone.

Welcome to Nigeria where money to feed d villa is a year is more than d cost of running a university for 10 years

welcome to nigeria@ where Lagos-Ibadan Expressway is
being awarded, re-awarded, re-re-awarded, re-re-re-
awarded, every year

Boring..

Most of the tweets are just lame.


But anyways, welcome to Nigeria where most job opportunities are virtually based on Nepotism.



Welcome to Nigeria where thieves are Chiefs, Morons are Barons, Politicians are Saints, Love means Money.

Where police arrests you before charging you with an offence

Trending

welcome to Nigeria where President's educational background is being questioned

Ok

Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1"

And it shall come to pass that on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ; my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc...

When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick. Happy new month pals!

just passing

Nigerians got no chill at all



















Welcome to Nigeria where everyone who are elected into public office becomes automatic rich man.

martyns303(m): Quote Post

Is it just me or is that last tweet actually true? 90% of the time when a wrong number call comes in, the person on the other end speaks Hausa.

99% of the time actually

Welcome to nairaland where you can...click on my blog link for the rest

Welcome to Nigeria where a cow herder attempts to lead 170mil people like cows

welcome to Nigeria where the President doesn't obey court orders

Welcome to Nigeria where rise in dollar affects those selling Garri (like seriously) The woman said: "u no kno say dollar don rise?"

Nonsense! Go abroad and see d difference btw our celebrity and dias, ours just ridiculing dis country no matter what.