Shammak:

awwwwwn... ur such a darling
thank you very much swit!
so sorry i wasnt online to wish you a happy new month... i guess it aint late to say it.. hence, i wish Fraih, the woman of my heart and the mother of my children, a sweet, kind, favorable, gracious and an amiable new month. I love and cherish you.

Hunnie thank you, love ya too!

Hey Rukkyola, sorry abou your phone indeed, you have learnt a lot this few days. Really sorry abou that. send your home address and your phone of choice, ama order from konga for you, you'll gerrit in 3days and all these will be over.

Hello everyone

johndanny:
Hello House Good Afternoon all. Pls the passport photograph that will be use for the online registration is it necessary it should be a white background? Cc: all

abeg make una answer me o

Fraiser:
rukky wotsup, has your phone been discharge from d hospital now? Ur u hav gotten a new one? Or na still borrowborrow?...lol which ever d case u re welcom back

My padi,pls ignore my bad manner.Hw is u? Thank u 4 d assurance u gave me fa as regards 2 my sweetheart Sent4rina.The fone already passed away b4 i thought of taking it 2 d hospital ni fa and it was burried da very day.The nature of d fone da am usin ryt nw canot b described.It is d worse fone ever made.It can't fit browse.Hw is ur twin sis Fraih doin?

johndanny:
abeg make una answer me o

It doesn't v to be....

Fraih:


Hunnie thank you, love ya too!

Hey Rukkyola, sorry abou your phone indeed, you have learnt a lot this few days. Really sorry abou that. send your home address and your phone of choice, ama order from konga for you, you'll gerrit in 3days and all these will be over.

Hello everyone

oh thank u jare.I just asked abou u 4rm Fraiser.Don't wori i won't make u cry anymore since it is nw obvious u hav jawo in d husband snatching act.As for d fone u promised me thank u so much buh i don't need ur help.It is an issue dah wil b resolved btw i and my lover.

Kbs468:

*on phone call to Sent4rina seeking permission*

me: Hello Hon Minister sir

Sent4rina : Yes Attorney, morning sir

me: ehhmm.......

Sent4rina: Hope there is no emergency sir because we barely separated b4 ur call sir

me: No cause 4 alarm Hon. I just called to seek ur permission to speak with Madam works Rukkyola over her phone misfortune ñi oo because I know that if I don't do this, you will get to know still especially through your friend and Hon in view-Fraiser but 4 my Romantic security too cos of my wives dispositions.

Sent4rina: Oh that, no problem at all. kindly go ahead pls since no love is lost between us. Besides I was even gonna wire her to go get a new one.

me : Alright sir.

*Me turning to her*

Sorry I was away from the vicinity of the Villa so didn't know what transpired in my absence but when I returned, I was busy attending the registered phone calls to my office as compiled and placed b4 me on my desk by my able and hard working secretary named MENTION.

So sorry about it OK but there is no need to worry because I actually put a call through your hubby and I overheard him say he wanna replaced it 4 you. I Mean the standard type you deserve actually.

hmm hmm hmm, just clearing my throat

Darey00:

Its ga o. Anyways Valentine is around the corner. Start pressing those buttons

wah do u mean by valentine is coming and which buttons ar u talking abou? Sent4rina pls com & c dis o i don't understand.

LogoDWhiz:


Sorry dear!

Sent4rina will attend to your needs

Am so glad dah even d gr8 president ov dis city cares.Thank u so much ur excellency sir.

Rukkyola:

wah do u mean by valentine is coming and which buttons ar u talking abou? Sent4rina pls com & c dis o i don't understand.

Lolz.. U no wat i mean

Fraih:


Hunnie thank you, love ya too!

Hey Rukkyola, sorry abou your phone indeed, you have learnt a lot this few days. Really sorry abou that. send your home address and your phone of choice, ama order from konga for you, you'll gerrit in 3days and all these will be over.

Hello everyone

Hey dear. Tho me too will want you to get me something too. Will you get me ?

Fraih:


Hunnie thank you, love ya too!

Hey Rukkyola, sorry abou your phone indeed, you have learnt a lot this few days. Really sorry abou that. send your home address and your phone of choice, ama order from konga for you, you'll gerrit in 3days and all these will be over.

Hello everyone

sup twinnie, hw has been ur day

Rukkyola:

oh thank u jare.I just asked abou u 4rm Fraiser.Don't wori i won't make u cry anymore since it is nw obvious u hav jawo in d husband snatching act.As for d fone u promised me thank u so much buh i don't need ur help. .It is an issue dah wil b resolved btw i and my lover.

Husband snah what its not like I snatched kbs. He was making his moves, did you hear anything from me

@bolded, you wrote it up there that some people ignored you and never asked abou your phone and its present predicament. I was gonna help, for real. Its not like I'm a guy, I know sent4rina would not allow that.
Since you guys will settle it, good then.
Enjoy your evening!

Fraiser:
sup twinnie, hw has been ur day

A long day my dear, I was on the sewing machine for almost 5hours, been up with some dress I need to deliver tmrw. I can really use a massage ryt now

Looking for cyber cafe that I will do TDB on sunday... With travellers' collabo... Gala and lacasera...

nairagossip1:
Abeg am from UNN my name is on the school senate List, but i cant see it on NYSC site for verification. ..can i still be able to register when the registration starts since am on Senate list?

What is ur surname sir & what year did u gain admission?

hardicted:


Hey dear. Tho me too will want you to get me something too. Will you get me ?

Fraih:

That's not a no or a yes. Well what I want you to get me can not be delivered by FedEx or jumia it is so delicate that you have to deliver it yourself.

Mai bae is giving me a cold feet since she has gotten admission... Gals sha..


Abeg who knows whether nysc has released the accredited centres for registration?

hardicted:


That's not a no or a yes

What is that 'something'?

Fraih:

What is that 'something'?

My heart I guess it's with you

Rukkyola:

My padi,pls ignore my bad manner.Hw is u? Thank u 4 d assurance u gave me fa as regards 2 my sweetheart Sent4rina.The fone already passed away b4 i thought of taking it 2 d hospital ni fa and it was burried da very day.The nature of d fone da am usin ryt nw canot b described.It is d worse fone ever made.It can't fit browse.Hw is ur twin sis Fraih doin?

ehya sorry about d demise of ur phone, hope u have invited dchiefpriest to perform some burial rite for d dead phone, I suggest u shud take dis new one for medical diagnosis bfor it condition get worsen dat can be done in my diagnostic center - d best in dis city. Sent4rina has also notify me of his plan to get u a new phone wit his 1st alawee come march, u dont hav anytin to fear about meanwhile my twin sis fraih is doing very fyn, we just came back from our visit to a relative in dubai

boboLIL:
Mai bae is giving me a cold feet since she has gotten admission... Gals sha..


Abeg who knows whether nysc has released the accredited centres for registration?

Nysc said the cafes that register utme cam also register Nysc.
Source : Nysc twitter

hardicted:

Nysc said the cafes that register utme cam also register Nysc. Source : Nysc twitter

so you mean any centre can register that?

boboLIL:
so you mean any centre can register that?

Centres that can do jamb utme registration

Darey00:


Lolz.. U no wat i mean

All i know is dat my husband must hear dis.So u bera start lookin 4 d meanin u wil give it.

I once heard one of d current CM DURING THEIR registeration both online and while on camp that they did use a white background passport but I dont know of ours 'A16'

johndanny:
Hello House Good Afternoon all. Pls the passport photograph that will be use for the online registration is it necessary it should be a white background? Cc: all

Darey00:


Lolz.. U no wat i mean

she talk say she no understand abi u won implicate a married woman

hi guys..pls is it compulsory that one pay d 3k for call up letter online during reg.? what if i want to get d CL directly frm my skul

hardicted:


My heart I guess it's with you

Oh that sorrrrrrrrryyyy
I have just one heart here, Shammak's. Possessing two hearts will cause eventual malfunction of both which I wouldn't want.

johndanny:
abeg make una answer me o

I think it is, cos its on their site

hardicted:

Centres that can do jamb utme registration

ok na.. Tnx

Fraih:

Husband snah what its not like I snatched kbs. He was making his moves, did you hear anything from me

@bolded, you wrote it up there that some people ignored you and never asked abou your phone and its present predicament. I was gonna help, for real. Its not like I'm a guy, I know sent4rina would not allow that.
Since you guys will settle it, good then.
Enjoy your evening!

The reason y i said i don't need ur help is because i don't want a situation wea by after getin me d 4one u wil start broadcastin 2 d whole world dat u wea da one da bought my fone.Datz all.Hope u understand