jayloms:
"what a waste!", were the quick intrusive thoughts that took hold of my mind, as I lay awake, motionless, in the semi-dark room, whose only faint source of light, shone through the open window, from the reflection of a vigorously burning flame of flared gas from the nearby flow station of the city's oil and gas company. The ferocious flames sometimes gave me the shakes of how the much talked about hell experience would be -- horrific! at the very least; I sure wouldn't want to be caught up in that experience.

"she had you for a fool! you prolly should have listened, perhaps, your night wouldn't have ended up wasted!" , the thoughts continued reprimanding bitterly. She had called in by phone, announcing her intentions on coming over to spend sometime with me, but was constrained financially and needed saving. She had in the past given political promises, and like the gullible follower, I had swallowed them time and again. Excited! at what she had said, damning all contrary thoughts, I transferred a considerable amount, more than enough to transport her and all her belongings as though she were relocating for good. But like some of her well polished promises in the past, this was another hoax.

"maybe I was a fool -- for her at least. I prolly concentrated too much on the fixing to suspect any smart play from her and like the fox she capitalized on that or maybe she just got knocked by a car or something -- I dunno" , a second thought said, irritably in agreement.

"it's just sad I had to give up a good smoke and a stiff drink of hard liquor all to stay tuned for her" the thoughts continued regretfully.

At this time, I realized I had been on that spot for quite awhile now. Dawn was beginning to set-in, as the room slowly got brighter. I had slept suddenly last night on the sofa, after the disappointing wait; awaking only to realize I'd sleep-walked to the double sized bed in the room.
At the moment, I desired nothing more than a good smoke and a strong liquor to help still my mind and appease my soul.

***rolls over to the left side of the bed, with hands close enough, flicks the switch of d table lamp, standing on top of d bedside locker with a set of drawers -- on. Sits up on the edge of the bed, slightly raising the left hand to shield eyes from the blinding effect of the beams from the lamp. Pulls out the first drawer and reaches for the substance and a lighter. Sticking one end of the substance between lips, closes palms on d flame from the lighter on d other end.

Draws in a lungful of the lit substance and slowly releases tiny whiffs of smoke into the air through pouted lips. With the substance burning in-between lips, bends over with a bit of luck to locate the bottle of Russian water standing beside the locker. Takes d bottle to mouth and gulps some of the liquor, cursing only briefly from its burning sensation. Lowers the bottle to the floor and returns back to lying position, puffing away slowly on d lit substance***

After awhile, came a sharp voice, "who come dey smoke this kind early morning for my compound", inquiring from outside my window. I was on d third stick of d substance, unaware that, dawn had fully set. "that's gotta be MamaChi", a voice predicted, the mannish landlady who owned the only provision store in the compound. "who b dat pesin", she said persistently with a bit of a rasp in her voice. Somehow she knew I was d one but she always preferred the dramatics.

***jerks up from the bed, drops the stub of the substance to the floor and steps on it with d back of d heels, putting it off.***

This lady gives me d scare, she had once made my nerve snap, when she snuck up on me from behind, a certain night and caught me puffing the substance at an isolated corner at the rear of the building. Since then, I had always tried to avoid her trouble. She moved her bulk in a staggered manner that made one wonder, da hell the handsome, soft-spoken husband, saw in her to wife her. Sometimes I argue within myself that she prolly proposed to him or used diabolic means to hook him. But, despite her horrific looks, she was lucky to have three beauties and a son, who, unfortunately didn't fight d genes of her looks well enough. Chichi is the second daughter and the prettiest amongst them.
Chichi!... boy! ....What a lovely dish she is. God!.. did nature smile on this broad! Every curve on her body gave out ideas to whomever was listening. God surely took his time on her, putting the right proportions in the right places. I'd love to stir that ship one of these days. She's got to be part of the reason why I still reside here, I'd often thought. Oh well! a good meal is always worth the wait.

***smiling cynically, walks briskly out of the room feeling a bit satisfied***

Golden city must be warming up already for the day.

Beautiful piece.

fellow pcms,pls where can i purchase a bullet proof vest because i may need it in camp since i will be choosin jigawa, niger, and borno during registration.tanx

Rukkyola:

*smiling*
my husband reali love me.Me i don even 4get sey camp dey and i wan go cari belle.oya take kiss.

Of course, i dnt want any inconvenience. We dnt hav to rush things.

Good morning.

habib55:
fellow pcms,pls where can i purchase a bullet proof vest because i may need it in camp since i will be choosin jigawa, niger, and borno during registration.tanx

Lol.. Are going to the war front?

habib55:
fellow pcms,pls where can i purchase a bullet proof vest because i may need it in camp since i will be choosin jigawa, niger, and borno during registration.tanx

Even if u purchase a bullet proof vest... I'm sure u can't get a bomb proof vest. Look b4 u leap bro, ur parents still need u alive

amodu:
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT

TO

HONOURABLE MINISTERIAL NOMINEES

NOTIFICATION OF SCREENING

I am directed to notify and inform you all of your screening as a minister nominee. In conformity with the norm and law of the land, it is pertinent you undergo this screening so as to earn you a confirmation as a substantive minister of this great republic.

In consonance with the announcement made by the Deputy Senate President that screening will commence 48 hours after the resumption of plenary, I hereby bring to your notice that Friday 5th of February, 2016 is the set date for the screening.

The following nominees are hereby notified to appear at the floor of the Senate at the appropriated time to them:

Fraiser - Nominee, Minister of Sports and Youth Development - 10:30am

Shammak - Nominee, Minister of Jokes and Laughter - 12:00pm.

Dominion92 - Nominee, Minister of Trade and Investment - 1:30pm

MissOyin - Nominee, Minister of Special Duties and Pro Non African Relation - 3:00pm.

Moyenii - Nominee, Minister of Justice - 4:30pm

Crobboy - Nominee, Minister of ICT - 5:30pm

Acquaint yourself with the format of the screening which will be in this form:

1. Each nominee will be screened at the affixed time above.

2. You will be notified two (2) hours before your appearance at the red chamber.

3. You should appear before the senate at exact time assigned to you and mention all the senators. Failure to do that is tantamount to being screened out.

4. You will furnish the Senate with your educational
background(with qualification as the case maybe).

5. Your manifesto delivered succinctly.

6. Stating of your past and present achievements.

7. Atleast 5 template of what you will do for the betterment of this Republic.

8. And must be ready to attend to all questions
presented by the senate.

Thanking you in anticipation for your cooperation.

Signed:
Distinguish Senator Amodu for the Deputy Senate President; Kuchikau.

cc:
Greatestman - Senate President
Kuchikau - Deputy Senate President
IghravwelG - Distinguish Senator

In agreement to the formats my distinguish colleague have outlined.
All ministerial nominees should please endeavor to cooperate with the senate in carrying out a hitch free screening exercise.
You all have been deem worthy of national service by his Excellency President Logodwhiz.
And as such should repay the honour placed on you by undergoing this excersise in the fulfillment of our constitutional duties.
God bless you all.
NOTE: Crobboy have now been nominated by the President for the ICT Ministry.
Cc:
senator Amodu

bhankyskillz:
You need to rethink osun state ooo. no attractions there.

Oohk I will

biotechshola:



Nice....gud morning, hop u had a pleasant nite rest. Do av a lovely day ahead.

My night was good, enjoy your day as well.

Missy shubs....hope you cool..just checking up on you...Enjoy ya day..

Rukkyola:

i love u buh don't tel him i said so o.

Haaaaa! wen you no put am for White and Black 4 me to present to him? My head dey my body with the neck as the connection Rod ooo using mechanical engineering term now oo to relate this present mind fix b4 me

IghravweIG:

Baba longest tym o.
How tins na.

Bro,am always with you guys...Its just that am on a low key...

Gazaliah:


Bro,am always with you guys...Its just that am on a low key...

Ok bro. I understand.
Thanks for being around.
I sabi say u go help us with answers when people begin ask.

seyibaale:
Missy shubs....hope you cool..just checking up on you...Enjoy ya day..

Mr Seyibaale. Hope u are ready for tommorrow.

Rukkyola:

ur excellency sir,wea did u hear dat 1 again? God forbid 4 me 2 dey pple husband.They just wan frame me up ni fa and as wel tarnish my image.They ar so jealous of i and my switheart ni fa,so they wanto seperate us.pThank u 4 blivin wat i just said.
Urs patriotic citizen,Rukkyola

You're even denying things.

My agents are already around and they are giving me minute by minute report on things happening in this city.

spixytinxy:
ahn ahn, so fast. Pressy u na sharp shooter ooooo

Lol!

No time. After waiting for so long. Can't wait to get things started

spixytinxy:
thanks oko mi, wa gbayi. Rukkyola se u don hear

Ofcourse I have no choice than to reciprocate the love and affection my Wives have 4 me as a loving husband I so confess proudly and confidently

Where is Arcnomec. Long time no talk bro

Where is Oyehomie.
Long time no talk bro.

Fraiser:
To all d ladies nd gents dat hav made dis city funfiled 2nyt rukkyola, justified10, sen4rina my friend, SC31, shubs, spinxytinxy, d pressy himself, amodu, crobboy, kbs468, abbeyunique2 nd other monikers too important to mention because of my very big memory I say gudnt. Best wishes to my twin sis fraih nd my own dearest angel blizzydoDo though unavoidably absent because of our marraige preparations. You guys have put smile on my face countless no of times while reading tru ur messages. Their is no doubt u are d best companions in time of loneliness. Love u all... Gudnyt

Good Thursday Morning greetings to you. Hope you had a memorable and splendid night rest

Rukkyola:

dah means we wil hav 2 go 2 dchiefpriest 2geda wen kbs468 gives me his number.we hav 2 do smtin abou doz pple

No oooo. Dchiefpriest himself knows that I once told him to his face that Hon. Ministers don't patronize him really except the senators Who are the ones actively involved in elections and thus are always tempted to seek every means available b4 them for electoral Victory, Instead we rather confess the positives of an intended prayers from him and that is all.

bhankyskillz:
You need to rethink osun state ooo. no attractions there.

What of Oyo State?

justified10:
good evening everyone...how have u been?


to those whose names disappeared on nysc portal, I hope it has reappeared...

I don miss una o. kbs468(how are u and ur wives?)

rukkyola ,have u gotten a new fone? if not, val is almost here..u myt get IPhone 6 as ur val gift.

logodwhiz, hope u are doing good...up Chelsea.I hope u loose tonyt sha..don't blame me for ma wishes o.

prophet shammak, how is d ministry? av u been transfered to d village as well?

fraiser, fraih, how una dey?


dtobs how ur side?

amodu my padi, I don miss u o.

dominion92 bawo ni? hope u fine..




spinxytinxy ma crush(I no knw say I fit crush on person wey I Neva c before o. oyami lenu ju), how u dey? I miss u baje baje...

We are doing great Brother and I believe you are too as evident from your still hanging around with us as always.

Keep it up Brother because No difference at all to my understanding because it's same year thing

It has been a while.... late good morning to you all

Rukkyola, i'm here ooo.. i went off for some days. how have you been?

tiippie:

Oohk I will

Dnt mind him pls, i stay in osun nd i dnt knw of any other attraction for PCM aside stable electricity, low cost of leaving and security, though u ar likely to be posted to a sch nd myt not get alawee frm d state govt, nd these ar peculiar to most states now even the so called hot ones...

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

TO:
SENATE PRESIDENT: GREATESTMAN
DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT: KUCKUKau
HEAD OF COMMITTEE ON PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS: IGHRAVWEIG
HEAD OF COMMITTEE IN CHARGE OF BOOKMARKING: AMODU
ALL PROTOCOLS DULY OBSERVED.

I am using this MEDIUM to inform this honourable house that due to some unforseen circumstances, i will be replacing one of the ministerial nominees.

I will be replacing the nominated Minister of ICT - Seyibaale with Crobboy!

I am very sorry for any inconvenience(s) caused.

Thanks for your usual cooperation!






CC: VICE PRESIDENT - ARMYNU
ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MINSTER OF INFORMATION - KBS468

How abh NIGER? A good place to serve?

Cc:
Kbs468

Rukkyola:

Wow! Pressy,am so happy 4 u o.So ur wyf 2 don get belle.sent4rina,wat ar we waitin 4 nw?

Lol!

Be careful what you wish for!

amodu:


I believe for every society their is freedom of association so also of religion.

Yes but a king should know better than many what the constitution clearly stipulate about Royalty and their place rather than Chiefololade displaying a copyright attitude of one of the renowned chiefs in Nigeria

Pls endeavour to dish out authentic information abt states in order to avoid misleading PCMs...

MegaBoolean:

What of Oyo State?

.

Well oyo isn't that bad. still better than osun. If you want something serious for your nysc and you want to make a career stay away from osun. If you just want to while away time then osun fits that bill. But then again we all have different destinies. But its better to make an informed decision. I feel people should pick states not based on electricity or cheap foodstuffs or accommodation but on more substantial parameters. For we men NYSC is a time to think long term. Can the state in question benefit you career wise, can you also have an impact on your community. Do you plan on whiling away one year and return back home unemployed.

IghravweIG:

Ok bro. I understand.
Thanks for being around.
I sabi say u go help us with answers when people begin ask.

Insha Allah....By God Grace,I will..