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akinvest:
Correct! talking 4rm experience

Yes ooo. Na terrible experience..lol

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat me to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl and our Agric teacher came to my rescue. My guy na so I for take die o.

Usually I dont comment on such threads like this...but guy this is so funny and made me laugh with tears....You be real lastmumu....

for ur mind u want beat me ango free abi.....

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat me to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl and our Agric teacher came to my rescue. My guy na so I for take die o.

lwkmd I like people wey dey talk truth

Fourwinds:
this refiner self..so u never hear of manhood tale before by our only and only ........

one and only who

twoondei:
Those who attended boys only schools like Igbobi, Kings college can relate

the guy no wan answer that question of what now happened to your sleepers afterwards, so he kept that one secured

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat me to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl and our Agric teacher came to my rescue. My guy na so I for take die o.

so we for no get last mumu

refiner:
one and only who

are u current on d political arena.?

Sabadon:
nothing got me cracked up other Dan d way d guy package e slippers

Na to tear race finally when hin give up

but the guy can still make it, only with a strong determination

Very illarious pix.

refiner:
nop,he wasnt talking abt dat....if u die,ur prick no go follow u die

You didn't get the joke!!!

Which planet did you drop from?

kayjasper:


You didn't get the joke!!!

Which planet did you drop from?

lol....I got wat he meant,nw see it dis way,he was still a young boy and if he had died den,he sure must av been forgotten by nw!

buh assuming he died wen he is older,by den he must av been known by lots of people over d country,even after death,his manhood will still live on cos people will sure talk abt him more!.....understand d drift

The knuckle Shia

Sabadon:
nothing got me cracked up other Dan d way d guy package e slippers

Hahahahaha.... The guy na correct guy, very proactive, fully prepared to run away with all his belongings in case the war becomes too much for him or maybe he just don't want his slippers to be counted as "casualty" when the war is over.


But your eyes sharp gôn!

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat me to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl and our Agric teacher came to my rescue. My guy na so I for take die o.

Ohh boy I really respect your honesty, some1 like me go turn the story other way round. I will change the story to how I beat emeka to a pulp.lol

Especially when the dude is about to give you garri ijebu. you will be like "If you know you are strong let me stand up"

LastMumu:
Something similar happened to me in JSS 3 back then in school. One of my classmates who happens to be a staunch enemy of mine was annoyingly crushing on my younger sister in JSS 2 and won't let her rest. One fateful evening as we were leaving school for home, my sister came sobbing with her friend (who I was also crushing on) that my classmate Emeka slapped her because she turned down his advances.
I para, I mad! I threw the books I was reading in the library away and marched angrily with balled fist to where Emeka was. As I marched ahead with two chicks trailing me with renewed hope of revenge, walahi i resemble one of those actors wey act the movie 'The Avengers'

Emeka gave me some thorough beating that afternoon that I would never forget in my entire life. Beat me to a pulp but I still no gree back down. Na the chick wey I dey crush on save my life that day o. Emeka was just about landing the finishing blow to my badly damaged and trepidating cheeks when the girl and our Agric teacher came to my rescue. My guy na so I for take die o.

I know that Emeka.

he is a staunch IPOB member now.

Lol

Sabadon:
nothing got me cracked up other Dan d way d guy package e slippers

Na so ooo...

Make e no be say e go go chop round 2 for house say the slippers lost.

Nairaland is a bunch of hypocrisy, 2 of my topic havve made front page after another person redo them....it is unfair

I create this topic last week

Funny but it always happen

[size=18pt]WHEN MEN WHERE MEN. 1995[/size]

That must be Samuel peter junior

This pic reminds me of those days my younger brother and I will be fighting and as the senior they will support me and hold his hands while I deal with him

Story changed when they separated us one day n I refused to let go, na so dem leave us to our fate and my younger brother beat the first twenty alphabets out of my life that was the last time we fought.

satowind:
Guy u really are de last mumu starting from ur profile pic which I have stolen by de way

Confirmation that you mentally unbalanced, only Mumu things interests you.

This is the kind of fight we call "You must kill me today o"
www.kamalsbase.com

Na so I dey 1 tym 4 ss1 dey fight my paddy. We fight o 4rm afternoon 2 evening. D guy don punch & kick me plenty tyms 4 Belle & face. Everywhere just dey pain me 4 body bt I no fit surrender unto say plenty pple dey. Na so I continue dey fight just dey pray 4 inside say make baba God bail me comot 4rm dis yawa. Lyk say baba God hear my prayer, suddenly, dem come ring bell 4 dinner. I com kuku talk say I no wan fight again unto say I dey h. Na so I carry myself waka go chop watery porridge 4 dining hall. If u c d way I dey make mouth say if no b say I bn dey h, I 4 don teach d guy lesson. Inside, I just dey glorify God say Im no put me 2 shame. Coincidentally, me & my frnd name wey I bn dey follow fight na Emeka. @LastMumu

refiner:
my dear,nobody will talk abt u....u died fighting,dats a bad way to die....and u were still little den rite?....u are still yet to start your journey here on earth,so u will be forgotten so easily....got it!

Cluelessness ti take over!

I remember in secondary school when two people want to fight, your classmates will take you to oju olomo oto(where your mother cannot see you) behind the school toilet. Then somebody will raise two balled fist, first one ere re (friend) or ija re (fight) and you will be praying that the other guy choose ere re

K

RadicallyBlunt:
Lol. Especially if basira weh u dey always boast for come dey there, the fight must continue

My broda...1 bottle of champagne for u