LogoDWhiz:


You don't get it!

She wasn't responding to you as if you're replying her. She's only Shaking her head at your post.


The way you suddenly hyped Akwa Ibom babes!

how do you know I was shaking my head?

Sent4rina:
UP CHELSEA!

Logodwhiz
Dtobs

For life jawe my brother, dose man u guys no sabi anything!....


But my brother, am tired of the draw soup o jawe but am still okay with it in a way that we've escape relegation with it and also escape the ueropa leaque. This will give us more time to contest for next season....




let's continue with the draw soup abeg!!!

bhankyskillz:
Woke up thinking registration would have started. am going back to bed jare. see you all by 8am... but pls copy me o if the portal opens before then..

PLEASE SLEEP O, RISE BY 8am AND FILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE STATE....BORNO

AirstarKane:
Lmao I just don't want to believe some people slept at the cafe because of registration I don laugh tire. Good Morning peepz missed you guys anyways about to give birth to my twins o still enjoying d holiday in US my boo@Dtobs says I should rest. LogoDwhiz presy how are you? I miss you guys o esp ikorodu Fellas

sweetie, you worth more than this oooo....
Just let's continue to pray that the Lord will spare our love matter from BH on this thread!!!!




Do you know that, it was only Amodu I told that you were in UK and that we re expecting our first twins I didn't know how Kbs468 got to know of it and now LogoDwhiz...

Attention...!!!!

The portal is yet to open, you are all advice to go about your normal duty and forget about this for now





*Abeg, Alfa try opening this thing again jawe, stream I must not pass me by*
*make all this guy go sleep or make dem mama send dem work, den too sturborn!!!!*

CROBBOY:

PLEASE SLEEP O, RISE BY 8am AND FILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE STATE....BORNO

Why are you so mean?....

veroncy:
Good day, please I'm using three names in all my document even in my jamb details and my institution uploaded two names on the nysc 2016 batch A senate list. i reported and my student affairs officers says there is nothing she can do. now uploading of corrected list have ended on 6th February 2016. please what will I do?

Register what was uploaded. You'd make changes in camp

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LOola12:



Register what was uploaded. You'd make changes in camp

What of if that person will go for exemption and also, can he correct his mispelt name and school id no.

okonja:


Why are you so mean?....

Oh Sorry, it wasn't intentional.

But come to think of it, are the residents of Borno not Humans

LogoDWhiz:



My advice is this:


Use the exact two names as it is on your portal.


Then, when you get to camp, correct it!

What of if that person will go for exemption and also ,can he correct his mispelt name and school id no during online reg.

Good morning peeps, NYSC and confusion be like map of africa and madagascar. hope the portal open soon though. b4 i forget good morning to my love beckytee

Goood Morning!!!
**checks NYSC site**
Server time-out
**dives back into bed**
I'm ouddie!!

Gents/ladies, Good morning. Did you sleep at all??

I'm not disappointed, cause, I anticipated this. For those who stayed awake -- sorrey


Gear up folks, the SHOW IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

#Yawns....#Stretches #EntersNairaland.

Some niggas be staring at & refreshing NYSC portal since 12am but that's none of my business

#ReturnsToBed

expect the portal to open in the eve, cause that's exactly what they did last batch........ I registered by 8pm and still got my first choice, , anyways best of luck, and may we all be posted to our preferred state

Na wa for una o... So una no sleep at all

ooohhhh boiiii...d vigil no b here ooooo...nysc just fall handz shaaaaa...itz well

I just checked and its seems the website has not been updated....and please guys is there anything like accredited cyber cafe by NYSC?

yanabasee:


Meant to say... The secretariat....

And I hate it when ppl talk to me in this manner..... You should've corrected me without any element of insult... If you must grow up...please do... Becoming a graduate isn't your thing at all... You should pro'lly be selling oranges at the roadside.....

guy chill...i never meant to insult you..we are all here to be informed and also to inform others...so i felt we ought be careful and hav our facts right on d kind of info we giv here in order not to mislead others. Have a good day!...

jerryOconner:
I just checked and its seems the website has not been updated....and please guys is there anything like accredited cyber cafe by NYSC?

Any cafe that can register jamb can also register for Nysc

#PortalYetToOpen....But I'm sure Lagos, Abuja & Ogun would av bin av filled up by nw. #NaijaFactor. Like if u understand

Dudecollins:
#PortalYetToOpen....But I'm sure Lagos, Abuja & Ogun would av bin av filled up by nw. #NaijaFactor. Like if u understand

I doubt, since its call up numbers they use in posting, u can't be posted when you are not already registered

sydneyboss:


I doubt, since its call up numbers they use in posting, u can't be posted when you are not already registered

I understand you jhoor even with the new method they still special candidate

sydneyboss:


I doubt, since its call up numbers they use in posting, u can't be posted when you are not already registered

Siddon dia dey look.... was it not call up number they used b4 nw?

u go fear vigil
Good morning all
Nysc don fall some people hand
Thank God I slept like a baby

justified10:
it is not as if I'm feeling sleepy sha..

but I will resume work tomoro after close to 2months break..

make I no over sleep ni

ehn ehn. Ok na

The way una they ginger for here they scare person meanwhile I have been wishing to b 1st to open the site

Socketbet:

I understand you jhoor even with the new method they still special candidate

well, those ain't in my state of choice tho. lol.

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katerine7:
u go fear vigil
Good morning all
Nysc don fall some people hand
Thank God I slept like a baby

see as boys dey para