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Chai see what change has caurse us now...BUBU whyyyyyyy??

Funny

You try

hungryboy:
With the prevailing economic situation in this country, we have companies paying 20k or less than that as salaries, and even the mininum wage is pegged at 18k by the government for civil servants,

So the question is ,how do you survive and pay your bills earning 20k or less?,
Here is how you do it hungryboy style,
Step 1- stock up on foodstuffs,
Below is a latest foodstuff and price list i just drew up for this month.

Garri -1500(at 7 cups for 100 =105 cups)

Beans- 2000(hausa men sell at 40naira per cup =50cups)

Rice= 2400(at 60naira per cup=40cups)

Yam= 2000
Kerosene= 10 litres(could cost 1k or less)

Palm oil=400naira
Pepper=100naira
Maggi= 100naira
Salt= 50naira
Other foodstuffs(crayfish, melon, okra, fish etc) = 3k

Total = 11,550naira,

Not in Lekki phase 1 sha

Go on regular fasting it is healthy, saves money and makes u more spiritual. But if you can't fast, at least eat moderately

come to maiduguri and see poverty.because of corruption. the above budget is only for quite rich people. here ppl cant afford that..no job,no hope..God help us..

Na mumu be dis person if na Nokia torchlight we dey use how we go read dis ur mumu thin

@OP no meat?

Nice move

Chai Poverty no good o. GOD PLEASE HELP UR CHILDREN FOR 9JA

The budget fit work (that is if e go work) if ya salary dey come as at when due. lolz

You didn't add money for Owambe?

Owambe lovers are angry

But even the late Economist, Prof Scarcefood Ravish go bow for you, my brother. But Economics as a course of study is sweet o but very bad when practiced to the extreme.

HungerBAD:
Your condition bad oh

And you think your funny right??

justmenoni:
Bros d pepper,Maggi and salt is it only to cook one meal or for the whole month

its for the whole month nah, abi you be restaurant were you go use 50naira salt cook food at once?

Hungry go kill you now. If you are receiving 20k or less per month, try to find another means of earning join it. It is ok for the singles.

hungryboy:
Other Bills
If you are a super saver, the best phone for you is a Nokia torchlight, china version, it cost 1200, and e dey play radio without earpiece, you no even need put the phone for speaker when you answer calls, cos it's always on speaker.

LMAO!!!

Budget of change

hungryboy:
Become a non alcoholic,
Cos alcohol cost money,
Average price of beer in this country is 200,
If you dey drink 10 bottles a month that's 2k, too much for a guy on 20k a month,
Drink soft drinks, average price of soft drinks is 70naira, in a month if you drink 10 bottles= 700.
Lalasticlala, abeg you fit do me the honour of making this my first frontpage topics,
No think say na only me hungry catch ,
Many are hungry but few are talking,
This could be helpful to them one way or the other

No soft drinks man! Settle for green tea, it's healthy and cheaper.

naijacutee:
Please can you contact me? You know how to live frugally, and i would like to offer you a small writing gig to supplement your income.

aunty abeg my email, na mmammaebamma@gmail.com, just send me mail, make we connect from there

hungryboy:
With the prevailing economic situation in this country, we have companies paying 20k or less than that as salaries, and even the mininum wage is pegged at 18k by the government for civil servants,

So the question is ,how do you survive and pay your bills earning 20k or less?,
Here is how you do it hungryboy style,
Step 1- stock up on foodstuffs,
Below is a latest foodstuff and price list i just drew up for this month.

Garri -1500(at 7 cups for 100 =105 cups)

Beans- 2000(hausa men sell at 40naira per cup =50cups)

Rice= 2400(at 60naira per cup=40cups)

Yam= 2000
Kerosene= 10 litres(could cost 1k or less)

Palm oil=400naira
Pepper=100naira
Maggi= 100naira
Salt= 50naira
Other foodstuffs(crayfish, melon, okra, fish etc) = 3k

Total = 11,550naira,

The pepper has to be dried one or it would perish.

This op is funny but all i can say no condition is permanent BRO GOD WILL ELEVATE YOU AND EVERYONE IN SUCH SITUATION

This is what dos yeye economist now define as "Lean Management"

Eledumare punish poverty..may the Governemnt that has allowed my people reason and budget like this know no peace!!

Whayasay! Ajuwaya how far. Life as a corper.

HungerBAD:
Your condition bad oh

LWKMD!!!

hungryboy:
Other Bills
If you are a super saver, the best phone for you is a Nokia torchlight, china version, it cost 1200, and e dey play radio without earpiece, you no even need put the phone for speaker when you answer calls, cos it's always on speaker, and you have no need to subscribe data,
So money saved,
If you love browsing,
the best advice i'll give you is to get a cheap java phone that browses,
I use one and it cost less than 1k to subscribe data per month, and i always off images while browsing, so that my data no go quick finish.
Load 500 worth of recharge card in a month for important calls, and if pesin flash you no call am confirm who him be, if him get serious thing to tell you, him go load card call you,
No too like to call your girlfriend, just dey send am text ask am say, where and when can we see?
Drink garri and salt some days either as breakfast or as supper, if you are feeling rich, you fit buy sugar and groundnut join am.

In this case you don't need a girlfriend; she doesn't deserve to suffer this with you, alright? If 'the urge' is too strong, mas....ate!

No be small tin......oooo.....!!!! which way BUBU

Big ups OP,na small,small.,God go do am for us..#FrugalTeam

Ahmed0336:
I don laugh tire here. Chai OP abeg wetin u study?

I dey tell you , laugh don almost wound me chai!!! diaris God o