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eziokwu!

Ayam coming,please lemmi tend to my madam.

4tunebest:
Ahnie come and finish your love story oooo.

God continue to keep Zino

Very true...sowie for not replyin yur mentions...lolz,hav yu seen the keke marwa dude that ate yur oha soup?

Chidoks:
Is the heart story true? That's a miracle then.
Your love story is captivating...
Wish I could write like you.

ahnie:
Very true...sowie for not replyin yur mentions...lolz,hav yu seen the keke marwa dude that ate yur oha soup?

See ke?me no de find am o. I wasn't even his original passenger. Up till today I still stroke my husband's niece about the incident.
Say me well to your daughter.
Na reverse psychology Oga take catch you o...

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Lolz

Chidoks:
See ke?me no de find am o. I wasn't even his original passenger. Up till today I still stroke my husband's niece about the incident.
Say me well to your daughter.
Na reverse psychology Oga take catch you o...

Nwanyi isoko, mama ewomazino(is that the full meaning) . lol. Have been laughing since i saw your thread. infact am following. biko tell your brother not to cook chicken with feathers again. Even the ancestors that request for yellow and white chicken do not cook with feathers.

mama Zino. ayaf miss u gan o. i dey gbadun your tori o. kisses to Zino.

Funny lady..

All hailings to ahnie!!, keep it coming joor

You've bn evading my questions...ko da o.

blessedtwins:
All hailings to ahnie!!, keep it coming joor

hawa yu!how z omo' mo dooyin?

Mummy Lam,how z my lil2 honie bunnie dooyin?saw her pixs yesterday...very beautiful.pls if sugar mumirism z allowed,in my second missionary journey,i know,ayam def gonna giv birth to a baby boy,i 4 like book baby lam down.

cherrymum:
mama Zino. ayaf miss u gan o. i dey gbadun your tori o. kisses to Zino.

Lolz

Adaobi12:
Nwanyi isoko, mama ewomazino(is that the full meaning) . lol. Have been laughing since i saw your thread. infact am following. biko tell your brother not to cook chicken with feathers again. Even the ancestors that request for yellow and white chicken do not cook with feathers.

Ancestors no longer request for chicken..they prefer the chicken to be fried.lolz

Adaobi12:
Nwanyi isoko, mama ewomazino(is that the full meaning) . lol. Have been laughing since i saw your thread. infact am following. biko tell your brother not to cook chicken with feathers again. Even the ancestors that request for yellow and white chicken do not cook with feathers.

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ahnie:
Every child z my child:i hav this penchant for carin for street kids. Whenever i see a child lookin unkept,i always hav this pity on them.most i hav brought home,bathe them,bought clothes for them,pampers them up,then send them back home later in the evenin back to dia parents with gifts.most times when mr ahlez come back,after weeks/months,he 'll be like...Bia ahnie,what happen to the bag of rice,so so n so so thing...i'd be like,i gav it away.i know someday in no distant future may all my good deeds be visited on my kids.

Amin oh. Could remeber the day my uncle's wife nearly sent me packing, because the daughter told her i gave some cups of rice , tomatoes, onion to an hausa shoe cobbler that i called to fix my slippers. i beg tire that dat. Since then, i learnt to give out only what is mine.

Adaobi12:
Amin oh. Could remeber the day my uncle's wife nearly sent me packing, because the daughter told her i gave some cups of rice , tomatoes, onion to an hausa shoe cobbler that i called to fix my slippers. i beg tire that dat. Since then, i learnt to give out only what is mine.

na wa o.

My dear,there z not big deal in giving...i could remember when one woman brought her lil2 baby not less than 2years to me....she said i dash yu.i was like...ma'am please No.

Adaobi12:
Amin oh. Could remeber the day my uncle's wife nearly sent me packing, because the daughter told her i gave some cups of rice , tomatoes, onion to an hausa shoe cobbler that i called to fix my slippers. i beg tire that dat. Since then, i learnt to give out only what is mine.

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ahnie:
My dear,there z not big deal in giving...i could remember when one woman brought her lil2 baby not less than 2years to me....she said i dash yu.i was like...ma'am please No.

No no! I want to hear this story. Person attempted to dash you pikin? Oya wetin happen next?!

ahnie:
My daughter can scatter for africa....xpecially her chest of drawers.lately she has transfered her scatterin passion into my kitchen,i'll be in the livin room,only to hear bangin aluminium sounds emanatin from the kitchen.my neibor wil be shoutin...mummy zino!mummy zino!!!last two weeks she went to scatter electronics....my neibor has this local dog(ekuke)that gav birth recently,so i carried one of her Pup,and stationed it around the electronics,in a bit to scare lil Zino from scatterin the electronics.the first day,she saw the lil2 dog,she was scared and she ran to me.i was so happy that,finally the electronics would rest.yesterday i was insid the kitchen bakin,when i hear the frantic cries of the lil Dog callin for help.i rushed to the parlour and met little Zino,my 7months plus daughter Beating the livin hell outta the poor lil2 dog that i borrowed from my neibor seriously,pantin n murmurin to herself.i fathom that in her lil2 mind,she was like.......so my mummy hired yu,to come scare me abii?in my own father's house,settin boundaries for me abi?the lil2 dog,didnt wait for me to rescue him,before he ran out of the house barkin and cryin @ same time....zino z quiet a handful.

hahaha!!!

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I started reading this thread reluctantly but I am now glad I did.. I have laughed.. when I think I'm done laughing I laugh some more.. thanks for sharing and may God continue to keep baby Zino

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Amen,thanks ma'am

lily12:
I started reading this thread reluctantly but I am now glad I did.. I have laughed.. when I think I'm done laughing I laugh some more.. thanks for sharing and may God continue to keep baby Zino

ahnie:
Mehn Boy o boy,the church stood still.the bandboys had to stop the beatin of the drums.pheeeew,mehn i felt like the ground shud burst open and devour me....Brethrens my Wrappin skirt Fell of my waist oh.come n see drama,i was on my mimi birthday suit.the kind of pant i wore,it has one hook by the left side.....i cudnt even bend down to pick my wrappin skirt again o.i was just starrin sheepishly.it was a fellow co- kwaya..oops sorry choir that bent down and picked my skirt n fixed it back on my waist.i cudnt even wait to kontinue the service of songs with my fellow kwayas..sorry choir members,i jex stood up,with wobbling legs like a weather beaten hyena,i left the church that sunday.when i came home,my Dad was like...Ahnie what happen'di was like...papa we dey on break,dad was like...break as how?that was why i left assemblies of God church oilfield road,warri.trust me,i never passed that street again,because the news did go viral.....!brb time for morning devotion.

Oh boi!!! You no remember to tie am well well abi na your spiritual gyration loosen am??
That brown powder...

ahnie:
Mo wa pa...greetinz

I am here for more o.....

Chidoks:
Ok na,I remember the first time my husband's oldest niece visited my home. Then she was 15 and one of her daily chores was to bring out a bowl of soup from the freezer to defrost for the next day's lunch which I take along to work.
On this wonderful Thursday morning I woke up to meet nothing on the spot where she usually kept the bowl of soup.
"Anuli", I thundered not minding it was about 6am "where's the soup?"
"Hei, mummy I forgot"
"What did you forget, that I don't eat breakfast or that I take lunch to work?"
Silence
"I need an answer please"
"Mummy I'll bring it to your office"
"Bring wha..." I stopped, "yes you'll bring it to the office once it's 12noon"
That settled I got ready and dropped 200 bucks for her keke and left for work.
By midday I was still so busy till I say a dejected looking Anuli approaching
"Where is my food"
"Mummy...
"Anuli please where is my food or did they send you to me?"
"I forgot it in the keke"
"Excuse me!"
"The keke man zoomed off while I was trying to pick my call"
"Wait first, you came down from the keke and instead of picking my food you decided to pick your calls?"
Silence...
"Anuli!"
"Mummy it was like film trick,before I turned he zoomed off but I..."
"Shut up and go home!" I was really angry
"Ma..
"Leave my office!"
"Mummy...
"Out!"
I spent the rest of the day wondering what must have happened to my precious oha soup .
By 5:30pm I was done, famished, hunger stricken! I packed my things and rushed downstairs. I had already passed when I noticed my lunch basket by one corner. I turned, took a closer look and yes it was my lunch basket,still covered with my napkins. I made to touch it but stopped.One of the office attendants who I guessed must have noticed my interest in the basket approached and greeted.
I asked if she knew who brought it and she said 'mama blessing' did.
I sent for mama blessing.
"Na one keke man bring am madam, e say whether one girl forget am for im keke na im i say make I bring am in incase if the girl dey hia"
Still not finding anuli's lousiness funny,I bent to pick the basket after letting them know my niece was the girl in question
I was almost straightening up when something struck me, the basket was light! I quickly dropped it and everyone turned back at me.
I asked mama blessing to open the food flask in the basket .
To my greatest amazement,the flask was empty but dirty.someone had turned the food. Then something looin me and I laughed,it felt so good that I laughed again and again and again till I felt better.someone actually turned the food but was kind enough to return the basket,flask and cutlery! I was still laughing till I got home...

Lol!

ahnie:
The Doctor said...Baby zino has HOLE in her Heart.that she wont last up to 4days,if she z not operated on.i shouted...tufiakwa aloud....Oghene biko ooo,i told him,Doctor its against my faith to birth a baby with hole in her heart.Please give me back my Package(baby zino)i dressed her up,cleaned my eyes,and quickly strapped her to my back.the doctor asked me that,if i didnt believe his verdict,why then did i bring her for examination?i told him that,God wont giv me a baby that wil stress me,that IDONBILIVIT.he told me to go and buy Zinnat suspention for her,then come back the next day for an emergency operation.all through the journey back hom,my baby didnt even sneezed or shake.at some point one yeye mind,was trickin itself,tellin me that my baby z dead.i jex kept the faith and ran the race.after buyin the drugs i came n administered it.durin the evenin time,the severe cough vanished n my sweet little zino started playin.the baby that doctor told me that,she has 4days to live z now 7months 2weeks,already walkin,and mumblin coherent words like Amen n mummy.she eats anything you giv her,she ddusnt reject food.she z even practicin how to crack BONE(lolz)infact she has authenticatedly turn me into a baldheaded mum...she has finished my long hair.isnt it a miracle?what miracle could be greater than this?to God be the glory,my baby was later certified okay n very healthy,no hole in her heart.

Woah! God is great

ahnie:
Mehn Boy o boy,the church stood still.the bandboys had to stop the beatin of the drums.pheeeew,mehn i felt like the ground shud burst open and devour me....Brethrens my Wrappin skirt Fell of my waist oh.come n see drama,i was on my mimi birthday suit.the kind of pant i wore,it has one hook by the left side.....i cudnt even bend down to pick my wrappin skirt again o.i was just starrin sheepishly.it was a fellow co- kwaya..oops sorry choir that bent down and picked my skirt n fixed it back on my waist.i cudnt even wait to kontinue the service of songs with my fellow kwayas..sorry choir members,i jex stood up,with wobbling legs like a weather beaten hyena,i left the church that sunday.when i came home,my Dad was like...Ahnie what happen'di was like...papa we dey on break,dad was like...break as how?that was why i left assemblies of God church oilfield road,warri.trust me,i never passed that street again,because the news did go viral.....!brb time for morning devotion.

this one na die o