lezz:
[s][/s] Lame!

JackBizzle:
You have an interesting OP despite the subjectivity of the topic.


What criteria did you use to generate the list of the "phrasemakers"?

Was it the content of their posts?
The length of their posts?
Whether they used big words?

lezz:
[s][/s] Lame!

postmann:


Come on! Fight me!

lezz:
who, you? Hierarchy forbids. Walk your way up, then I'll consider a jab. You have nothing to lose; no one knows you.

lezz:
My criteria was simply their ability to use words in grammatical accord, flair, vocabulary, composition, word placement and arrangement. They all have different styles.

JackBizzle:



Interesting

postmann:


Now Mr Bawo, who has been searching for you for over a decade over the missing corn in the school farm store, must be told you are back in town for a brief leave. You must go to jail for this insult.

lezz:
Delusions of grandeur!!!

TruthHurts1:
You could at least have given us a sample of each of their exceptional narrative prowesses.

firstEVA:

firstEVA:

lezz:
Lolz, I know you suggested that and having it re-echoed here gives a feeling of affirmation.

Truth be told, I didn't have the editing skills to pull it off and arrange it orderly. And I couldn't squeeze any more time than my daily routine was willing to spare.

A cursory glance at their posts and threads should suffice, perhaps?

JackBizzle:





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@ FirstEva, this is the person you are azzkissing for?

JackBizzle:



"sayonara" not "cayo naro".

Because they put you as one of the best writers by mistake, you now want to use special words you do not understand?

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ftboy, come see wahala!

Creamish:
Hey Le.zz.. Ur name should be up there.. Or are u playing the humility card?

DarthSidious:
In no particular order:

1. TV01
2. coogar
3. Darkenedrebel
4. Larrysun
5. Tonyebarcanista

postmann:


DarthSidious, why not tell us who you are! Your profile suggests you're a ghost of one the 5 nominees you suggested.

postmann:


DarthSidious, why not tell us who you are! Your profile suggests you're a ghost of one the 5 nominees you suggested.



And I know a fame-craver who suffers identity crisis when I see one. He hides in the middle, afraid of the sunlight, like a vampire, he changes with the shadows.
Reveal yourself and step out from your shattered persona!

DarthSidious:


smh

FTBOY:
hahahaha! don't worry, she can't find the ban button any longer. you can put her right as many times as she makes mistakes...SMH! see the person wey dem put for list

postmann:


What can be worse than a fellow who denied himself,
Denied his image, denied his photo
And claimed a false root/heritage,
Denying his black and African root?
It's a soul who has lost all sense of shame and pride.
A soul whose problem is deeper than an identity crisis.
And enemy to his ownself.
A soul whose place on the surface of the earth never existed.

DarthSidious:


U hav serious issues bro. and pls refrain from quoting this account. thanks

lezz:
My friend shut tha fvck up, you insecure sleazebag. Darkenedbaboon!!!

1 you have only spent 4hrs in nairaland yet you are qualified to rank who Nairaland best phraseologists are? Compaoun nuisance

2. Until now you have only made I post this month

3. Until now you have only 5 post for the whole of 2016

4. You have only 12 posts to this account and you deny being an alternate? Self-wanking _imbecile.

You are organically _stupid if you think you pulled this off.

Your account is just a cowardly, self-worshiping alternate of someone who is desperate to be part of the swing of events. You're a fraud and a self-doubting kid.

4hrs duration on your entire Nairaland duration and you know everyone? Bwahahaha. Desperation really blurred your need to be thorough.

TheSonOfMark:
Of course, you all guessed right. He's none other than the infamous, pilfering pretentious delusional kidult who claimed to be a Ukrainian-Nigerian.

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lezz:
I actually forgot to add my name, I've been drooling over our Val date.

Remember it's a red affair; red wine, red dress and red tablecloth for late dinner. You can kill it off by having red panties too, and if you dare to match your sophistication with your looks, you can give me a glimps of it under the dinner table, let me gauge your taste for panties.


Feb 14th, dimmed lights, drawn blinds and parted lips and quivering bodies made extra sultry by the spell of wine await us.