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Everybody has got it coming. You never leave here alive. So what is a better way to pass on?
In my opinion i think, one with no suprise that was announced ahead so one has time to prepare and that leaves the body with no physical damage is the best.

Ruled out are :
death from protracted illness.
Thrashing away on a hospital bed somewhere, too weak to move and
unable to control ones body functions just don't cut it.

Suprise death:
accidental electrocution, mishap, accident fall into this category.
Went to buy groceries got knocked down by a car etc

Broken body:
any death resulting from fatal physical injuries, bruising or puncturing of the body.
Exceptions to these are death of a soldier, that's masculine death.

Cancerous death:
I hate this kind. Being eaten out by cancer, thrashing in pain . Crying out for respite but having none.

Foolish death:
taking a selfie leaning out on a limb on a multi story building.
Drug overdose. Alchoholic bingeing etc
russian roullette.

While committing adultery/fornication:
really shameful cuz there's always gonna be that permanent tell tale look of shock and surprise on the persons face. Ironically, it's the men who always suffer.

Acceptable:
- heart attack (you can't die without the heart stopping.
). Better if person had been in good health and the heart attack came in pulses with breaks . So the person could get the message that, the end is near.

- while praying
(better because, one could be sin free
and clean. Sad because it's suprising and un prepared)

- after making peace and releasing a long standing grudges.
When one isnt owing the irs.
Or owing any wages or bills.
Then the person rolls into bed with a big smile on from the peace of restored friendship and no obligation.
Ideal for people living alone.
- As a martyr.
Not ideal but these ones gat special honours in God's eyes. They are v.i.ps

Don't know why I find this thread funny.

while praying is the best..

cirmuell:
Don't know why I find this thread funny.

in other words he is trying to tell us that death is inevitable

Lol!!! What a thinking by the, OP.


My choice is to die at a good ripe old age...in my sleep after communing, for the last time, with my creator on planet earth.

missingrib:
in other words he is trying to tell us that death is inevitable

I think we all know that already.

Op is just scared of 'how to die'.

cirmuell:
I think we all know that already.
Op is just scared of 'how to die'.

lolz..funny u