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Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 12:58pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
1. BIAFRA THING Osibanjo: Baba, Olamide of YBNL Said That He runs mainland, should I go and arrest him before he starts something like biafra? Buhari: Don't worry, I will handle his case personally. [img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4geu2s0v569.bf89d063.jpg[/img] Buhari: Olamideee, finally we met. Are you the guy that wants to start something like biafra in mainland? Olamide: No sir, It was a joke. Buhari: You get luck, DSS for show you wetin fire dey do with rat ear. 2. MIKEL SCORES Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored today? Buhari: Which Mikel? Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria Buhari: What did you drink last night? Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner. Mfonobong Abel Ekene Even confirmed it on his Buhari: MY VP, That means change have catch Mikel and football Osinbajo: Yes, change has changed Mikel Buhari: Did Chelsea win? Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal Buhari: Did the ref give them extra extra time? Osibanjo: No. Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it Osinbajo: How? Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me. 30 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 1:00pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
PASTOR PRAYS RECHARGE CARD INTO PHONES 73 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by mbaka0433: 1:19pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
make Platini,seph Blatter and Isa yahattou catch you and CHANGE |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 1:29pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
PASTOR TURNS BOTTLEd WATER TO WINE 30 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 1:33pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
mbaka0433:Lols. Wetin go happen? 41 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by DesChyko: 1:38pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Hehehe.. Loved the first 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 2:09pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Lol.....u wont kill person wit laughter.....seriously op u tried 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 8:38am On Feb 18, 2016 |
DesChyko:I got that mikel scores from Facebook, it made my day 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 8:42am On Feb 18, 2016 |
praizeblog:Had mixed feeling while posting them cause Nigerians can twist and read meaning into anything. Oga Lalasticlala, did I break the law of our Land? 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 8:45am On Feb 18, 2016 |
Tallesty1:nasooo lala no go vex 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by jumper524(m): 10:50am On Feb 18, 2016 |
Change rilli catch mikel ooo d guy don change 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by dan9ice(m): 2:47pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Wahala they big time 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by TippyTop(m): 4:16pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
My personal favs www.nairaland.com/attachments/3335717_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 www.nairaland.com/attachments/2187179_buhari_jpeg124530d5bd433c751b175a8e21349689 www.nairaland.com/attachments/2598432_cymera20150706181058_jpegf7e695ce0c2678ae6e81011605881d52 15 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by brownjulie(f): 4:16pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
dry jokes 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by tolexy007(m): 4:18pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Sunnypar(m): 4:18pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Ebele Ogbuanu the Hunter goes into the bush, kills a very big Antelope and sells it to Mama Ngozi who sells peppersoup. He sold the game for N1,000. He told mama Ngozi to make sure the peppersoup is well made because he is coming along with his friends in the evening to enjoy themselves. When they got there that evening, they ordered for plates of peppersoup. Ebele bought the head for N500, he bought the four legs for four of his friends at N500 each, another person ate the intestines as assorted, he paid N500 for it, three other people also ate N500 worth of peppersoup each. The hunter ended up spending N4,500 to buy what he sold to Mama Ngozi for N1,000. Mama Ngozi made a cool N3,500 profit just by cooking (processing) the meat and selling it back to where she bought it from. That is 350% profit and yet she still had excess remaining to sell to other customers. So who is wise and who is foolish here? Let us relate this story to our dear country Nigeria. We sell crude oil to UK at $110 per barrel and we are very happy; so happy that we spend the money lavishly, and then go back immediately to UK to buy the processed crude oil in the form of Kerosene, PMS, AGO, Tar, petroleum jelly, wax, petrochemicals etc. At the end of the day we end up buying these products at 12 times the cost of what we sold them. How is it possible Nigeria is not broke. Nigeria sure has been broke since 53 years ago. Culled Ayeni Ekundayo (Inbound Marketer |Google Certified AdWords Fundamentals, Search Advertising, Display Adverts) https://ng.linkedin.com/in/dayoayeni 33 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by ITSAWRAPP: 4:19pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Did I smile 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by eluquenson(m): 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/an-png.58349/[/img] funny 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by gokay11(m): 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Not bad |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by davodyguy: 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
funny |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Guyman02: 4:21pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Not Funny, a Yoruba man attempting to be funny because of hatred of Biafra, Biafra, biafra, IPOB, IPOB, IPOB. Lives of peaceful demonstrators have been lost needlessly on the Biafra issue and its not funny. So starting your so called joke with Biafra is a big FAIL! 3 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by saasala(m): 4:21pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
17 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by NaLaugh: 4:21pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 4:22pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
CBN GOV: Ur Excellency, d naira is still going down against d dollar ooo despite d measures we have taken so far. What do we do? PMB: kwo!! are u asking me? I tot u have cerfiticate, so u shud knw wat to do. Me, I dont have cerfiticate. if its going down, then bring it up by force. 10 Likes |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by eluquenson(m): 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by leksy07(m): 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
LOL 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Godsonkemz(m): 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
We need more of these jokes 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by sayyid(m): 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
funny sha 1 Like |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by VocalWalls: 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Sunnypar: This sums everything up... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by NobleAngell(f): 4:24pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Hahahahaha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by BolaLFC(f): 4:25pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Dry 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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