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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by jeeqaa7(m): 4:26pm On Feb 18, 2016
Ode niyen
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by gurunlocker: 4:27pm On Feb 18, 2016
see as I bone face.... dry like weed

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by viktor01(m): 4:27pm On Feb 18, 2016
Why ain't I laughing....
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by AreaFada2: 4:28pm On Feb 18, 2016
Hahahaha!
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by kceewhyte(m): 4:28pm On Feb 18, 2016
Corruption everywhere
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 4:30pm On Feb 18, 2016
so?
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by mynd1(f): 4:33pm On Feb 18, 2016
grin
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2016
brownjulie:
dry jokes
Pour am water nah.
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by vicadon: 4:39pm On Feb 18, 2016
Bullshit
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 4:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
Guyman02:
Not Funny, a Yoruba man attempting to be funny because of hatred of Biafra, Biafra, biafra, IPOB, IPOB, IPOB. Lives of peaceful demonstrators have been lost needlessly on the Biafra issue and its not funny. So starting your so called joke with Biafra is a big FAIL! angry angry angry
Don't be silly bro.

So one cannot joke because of Biafra? Do you even know the meaning of joke?

And FYI, abum ezigbo nwafor igbo, so please don't tribalize my thread

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Asek1(m): 4:42pm On Feb 18, 2016
op you just made ma day Nice one
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by rahman3853(m): 4:53pm On Feb 18, 2016
DesChyko:
Hehehe.. Loved the first grin
I love the Last "........he is a bad ppl" Hahaha, original Dame Patience.
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by tico1212(m): 5:04pm On Feb 18, 2016
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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by vicstar(m): 5:19pm On Feb 18, 2016
if all diz jokes can't make u laugh ehn undecided your problem is not joking at all cry

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 5:29pm On Feb 18, 2016
Tallesty1:
1. BIAFRA THING

Osibanjo: Baba, Olamide of YBNL Said That He runs mainland, should I go and arrest him before he starts something like biafra?

Buhari: Don't worry, I will handle his case personally.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4geu2s0v569.bf89d063.jpg[/img]
Buhari: Olamideee, finally we met. Are you the guy that wants to start something like biafra in mainland?

Olamide: No sir, It was a joke.

Buhari: You get luck, DSS for show you wetin fire dey do with rat ear.


2. MIKEL SCORES

Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored today?

Buhari: Which Mikel?

Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria

Buhari: What did you drink last night?

Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner. Mfonobong Abel Ekene Even confirmed it on his
facebook

Buhari: MY VP, That means change have catch Mikel and football

Osinbajo: Yes, change has changed Mikel

Buhari: Did Chelsea win?

Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal

Buhari: Did the ref give them extra extra time?

Osibanjo: No.

Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it

Osinbajo: How?

Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me.
Dry and stale.. You need to work on your sense of humour undecided
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by rahman3853(m): 5:44pm On Feb 18, 2016
vicstar:
if all diz jokes can't make u laugh ehn undecided your problem is not joking at all cry
gbam!!!! I concur. Infact I done laugh so tey tears dey commot....wch one be Ibru for president.....lmao

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by vicstar(m): 5:49pm On Feb 18, 2016
rahman3853:
gbam!!!! I concur. Infact I done laugh so tey tears dey commot....wch one be Ibru ibu for president.....lmao


I tell u grin

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by maverick82: 5:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
Very funny
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Escapevelocity(m): 5:59pm On Feb 18, 2016
Bamsupremacy:
Dry and stale.. You need to work on your sense of humour undecided
sense ijn

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Tallesty1(m): 6:00pm On Feb 18, 2016
Bamsupremacy:

Dry and stale.. You need to work on your sense of humour undecided
@ least I have one, unlike you.

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by apholaryn: 6:09pm On Feb 18, 2016
Guyman02:
Not Funny, a Yoruba man attempting to be funny because of hatred of Biafra, Biafra, biafra, IPOB, IPOB, IPOB. Lives of peaceful demonstrators have been lost needlessly on the Biafra issue and its not funny. So starting your so called joke with Biafra is a big FAIL! angry angry angry
why are you guys so daft..so anybody against your Biaaafraud is automatically Yoruba?get your facts right before spewing thrash through that anus of urs you called mouth.

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by jericco1(m): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2016
Lol
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2016
Tallesty1:
@ least I have one, unlike you.
must you fire back at everything? Shoo angry
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by Nobody: 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2016
Escapevelocity:
sense ijn
angry
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 7:22pm On Feb 18, 2016
brownjulie:
dry jokes
Pls do you you have extra lip gloss? these jokes re making my lips crack....
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by babsnuel(m): 7:52pm On Feb 18, 2016
Guyman02:
Not Funny, a Yoruba man attempting to be funny because of hatred of Biafra, Biafra, biafra, IPOB, IPOB, IPOB. Lives of peaceful demonstrators have been lost needlessly on the Biafra issue and its not funny. So starting your so called joke with Biafra is a big FAIL! angry angry angry
Guy u hav 99 problems...but the joke OP wrote aint one of dem

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Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by mofeb(m): 8:42pm On Feb 18, 2016
very funny joke
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by mofeb(m): 8:44pm On Feb 18, 2016
very funny joke
babsnuel:
Guy u hav 99 problems...but the joke OP wrote aint one of dem
very funny joke

Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by kenoz(m): 11:32pm On Feb 18, 2016
grin
Re: Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes by kenoz(m): 11:34pm On Feb 18, 2016
grin

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