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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:55am On Feb 19, 2016
Walexz02:
Na wa for una o with this una 10pages per day thread..
Sometimes I just have to frank my face and skip some pages knowing very well that I'll miss some interesting post.. Rukkyola don return from village shocked
Oya where is my kulikuli, abi u no bring anything come from village ni
Hope you guys are all doing well
Logodwhiz
Bobolil , you no come tell me say rukkyola don return na
Amodu
Hardie14
Janjohnjoan
Fraiser
Freh
Oluwafirefunmi
Eaglevision
Abbeyunique2 et al....

We cool. Thanks for asking bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MemphisDepay(m): 9:57am On Feb 19, 2016
hardie14:

okayyy
first of all introduction
i am hardie 14 as you all know
i am a she as you already know
i am the only legally single, not attached and not searching she on this thread.
FUTA ex pikin
my daddy'sdaughter and my mummy's baby.
that s me hardieluv
** takes a bow and leaves the stage***
buh u geh mouth sha!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 9:57am On Feb 19, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

that means say nah borno or yobe u dey go serve with no option of redeployment

Chaiiiii! Early mormor nd u wan make I invoke some spirit for u abi,beckytee dn scatter ur head ba? As u dae wish me well I dae wish u well as well,u dn dae showcase ur talent for p*rn industry?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:02am On Feb 19, 2016
prettyjo:
been very busy embarassed


sorry dear

You're back now
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:02am On Feb 19, 2016
*Rides-in Bajaj Motorcycle* O ye peeps, me don begin my 40-days-around-the-nation Tour o. I wan tour the nation before I heed the clarion call. For as many of u who'd want me to buy things for them OMW back, kindly lemme know. *brings out jotter*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Darey00(m): 10:03am On Feb 19, 2016
kollenzy:
.Oga..we're not interested in when 'Batch B will be good to go by july'..here we are waiting for God's know how long for A16 deployment/posting and service commencement proper.U better tell ur uncle and his colleagues @ NYSC to sit-up! and do thier job effectively and efficiently oh!..we are tired of 'INCONCLUSIVENESS' in scheme of things which have become order of the day in this administration..Is this the 'CHANGE' Nigerians once longed for?..*sighs*..plenty questions longing answers..{Anyways tnx bro for ur piece of info..well appreciated} #GodblessNigeria.

Na joke I dey joke o.. I no get any uncle their Blame NYSC for killing me with boredom. Pls disregard that post
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by prettyjo(f): 10:03am On Feb 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



sorry dear

You're back now
fully back.
hope you are good?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:03am On Feb 19, 2016
[quote author=Walexz02 post=43056207]Na wa for una o with this una 10pages per day thread..
Sometimes I just have to frank my face and skip some pages knowing very well that I'll miss some interesting post..
Hope you guys are all doing well

We are doing well,hope u are doing bore hole too,hehe,10pages per day sef na understatemnt,smtyms u no go fit count.Bless u bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:09am On Feb 19, 2016
oluwafirefunmi:
Lol.

This ma sweedie,just like to dae laugh sha,na wia dem do the jazz for u b dt abi,say anytime u smile and laugh like dis,my memory musto wipe off.chai.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:10am On Feb 19, 2016
*receives a call for an ambassadorial post* Speaker: Young man, kindly take a step forward, bow, then run-us a brief about yourself.
Me: *steps forward and bows*
I am Afolabi, Abiodun Bret. A master's degree holder in Organized crime. I had my first degree in E-scamming. *steps backward and takes another bow*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:13am On Feb 19, 2016
Magymagz:

hehe....u nt jes crios

Heheheheheheh! See as I dae laff like mumu unto say maggylicious yabb me o,bt I wnt yabb u sugar,hpe u slept well?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 10:14am On Feb 19, 2016
jubrealguy:
advantage to Chelsea........hell naa!!!!!!

PSG need to win or get any kind of draw to go through while chelsea needs a win

Come on!!..its the champions league we are talking about..chelsea has overturned a 2 goal down against this same team 2 years ago to proceed to the next round..you may say they are now stronger now..so is chelsea
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kollenzy(m): 10:15am On Feb 19, 2016
Darey00:


Na joke I dey joke o.. I no get any uncle their Blame NYSC for killing me with boredom. Pls disregard that post
.Lolzz..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:18am On Feb 19, 2016
So, 1 Dollar is now 370 naira and 1 pound is now 550 naira. Now that 1 congo of Rice is 550 naira too; shey pesin nor go begin dey plant everything we e go dey chop bai?

Now, joking apart, fellows, what do you think could be done to stabilize this our rickety economy? Beyond the buy-in-Nigeria-to-strengthen-the-Naira campaign, what other ways could the Naira be strengthened?
Cc: All concerned persons
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:19am On Feb 19, 2016
oluwafirefunmi:
Lol.. I'll do that, thanks dear.
Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:21am On Feb 19, 2016
kollenzy:
.Lolzz..

*in Mi's voice* Issallowed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:27am On Feb 19, 2016
Armynu:


Listening and singing along side dprince " on your own o" (OYO)...
See how u just murdered a copyright song... Dprince really needs to sue you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:29am On Feb 19, 2016
Kbs468:

Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.
grin
I didn't submit any application to UN-EASE company na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:30am On Feb 19, 2016
Armynu:


She deserves the fair hearing...
Thank you VP Armynu. Shey you see say because Pressy wan capture the heart of Rosey33 and others through the Bill seeking amendment to a provision in the constitution now decided to single handedlly impose a new order without due process ba
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 10:30am On Feb 19, 2016
FolabiBret:
So, 1 Dollar is now 370 naira and 1 pound is now 550 naira. Now that 1 congo of Rice is 550 naira too; shey pesin nor go begin dey plant everything we e go dey chop bai?

Now, joking apart, fellows, what do you think could be done to stabilize this our rickety economy? Beyond the buy-in-Nigeria-to-strengthen-the-Naira campaign, what other ways could the Naira be strengthened?
Cc: All concerned persons
B00hari stepping down ...the only solution...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:36am On Feb 19, 2016
Kbs468:
Haaaaaa!
Miss Fraih Abeg try help your hubby go for a medical check up ooo because instead of being prophetic as before, he has begun derailing ooo all because he is scared of me.

And I was just jejely responding to Eaglevision ni oo.

Oya you sef try understand what I am saying na by taking a look at what he typed above.He said EVERY WEAPON.........NOT

Has he forgotten that there are positive or useful weapons?

I don't know if someone else is sensing what I am seeing in this particular comic act ooo
grin grin
All the weapons wey me sabi na evil den dey use am do... U fit go ask den Russia people
BTW, shey Una 2 don forget say God don talk am say make nobody touch hn anointed and do me, his prophet, no harm.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:36am On Feb 19, 2016
prettyjo:
fully back.
hope you are good?

Good to know dear.

Yea i'm back and you?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:36am On Feb 19, 2016
boboLIL:
B00hari stepping down ...the only solution...

Well, that's no solution, in the sense of solution.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:39am On Feb 19, 2016
[quote author=eaglevision post=43051060][/quote]
Ah go see u na.. U be my blood
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:42am On Feb 19, 2016
amodu:


Amodu - 5 letter words

Abore - 5 letter words

Both started with letter 'A'

Finally, somethings are better kept unsaid and keep to yourself.

'Ohun ti agbalagba fin jejo abe ewe lowa'
#lobatan
Abeg me sef wan join a won abore
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by prettyjo(f): 10:43am On Feb 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Good to know dear.

Yea i'm back and you?
same.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:45am On Feb 19, 2016
Shammak:

grin
I didn't submit any application to UN-EASE company na

Oh! You've forgotten that the UN-EASE company doesn't take, admit, encourage nor promote Hard copy applications except soft copies?

And that Fraih is the CEO/MD and the chairperson of it governing board?

Or you think (what is that moniker again ooo) that said he is curious and so asked if all we've been typing as talking were mere hoaxes was joking?

I guess you remembered now that it was not the usual kind of application that you wrote then, hence you almost forgot grin cheesy tongue

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dominion92: 10:45am On Feb 19, 2016
Shammak:

See how u just murdered a copyright song... Dprince really needs to sue you

Shammak, I won't take that from you. Have you forgotten that he's my hubby and the son of dchiefpriest? I guess you should concentrate on your customers with spiritual problems. BTW, Dprince can't sue him because he's the VP of our great GOLDEN CITY grin
I need to start observing you in 300D cool



MissOyin, where did you keep my friend Amodu? Abi both of you are into personal business
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:47am On Feb 19, 2016
FolabiBret:
So, 1 Dollar is now 370 naira and 1 pound is now 550 naira. Now that 1 congo of Rice is 550 naira too; shey pesin nor go begin dey plant everything we e go dey chop bai?

Now, joking apart, fellows, what do you think could be done to stabilize this our rickety economy? Beyond the buy-in-Nigeria-to-strengthen-the-Naira campaign, what other ways could the Naira be strengthened?
Cc: All concerned persons

We need to diversify.

The basic reason why the exchange rate is getting lower is because the reserves are getting depleted. And nothing is going back there.

Nigeria as a country need to access other ways to generate income.
We have the potential, we just need to harness it.
Our over-dependence on Oil is the cause of this, we decided to abandon all other income generating resources all for Oil. And now we are reaping the reward of our Labour.



As for now, I'd advice we devalue the currency.
get loans, invest heavily in other sectors. And then things will get back to norMAL.

All these buyinnaijatobuildthenaira is not enough, it's actually minute.

If other countries are still not buying our things, then it's not yet there.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:47am On Feb 19, 2016
prettyjo:
same.

I guess you've registered?

How was it?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:51am On Feb 19, 2016
Kbs468:

Thank you VP Armynu. Shey you see say because Pressy wan capture the heart of Rosey33 and others through the Bill seeking amendment to a provision in the constitution now decided to single handedlly impose a new order without due process ba

hahahaha

Which order?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 10:55am On Feb 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


We need to diversify.

The basic reason why the exchange rate is getting lower is because the reserves are getting depleted. And nothing is going back there.

Nigeria as a country need to access other ways to generate income.
We have the potential, we just need to harness it.
Our over-dependence on Oil is the cause of this, we decided to abandon all other income generating resources all for Oil. And now we are reaping the reward of our Labour.



As for now, I'd advice we devalue the currency.
get loans, invest heavily in other sectors. And then things will get back to norMAL.

All these buyinnaijatobuildthenaira is not enough, it's actually minute.

If other countries are still not buying our things, then it's not yet there.

Word!

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