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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 8:49pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

reeeaaaallllllyyyyy maybe i go reason d kaduna oooo
but na lag i want joor.
Plateau state still availabu o....i will gladly welcm u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IghravweIG(m): 8:51pm On Feb 20, 2016
Oyehomie:

hmnmmmm that's gud....So are were u posted, according to d so call fake CUL?
My brother, I was unable to check o during that period, due to the fact that as at that time my payment hadn't been confirmed, thus not allowing me to check o.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LOola12(f): 8:51pm On Feb 20, 2016
Fraiser:
no worry den no go post u go kwarri again, na kanuri state den go post u

Lmao!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 8:59pm On Feb 20, 2016
IghravweIG:

My brother, I was unable to check o during that period, due to the fact that as at that time my payment hadn't been confirmed, thus not allowing me to check o.


Oooooorrrrh...really....itot u checkd o...no qualms na for d best
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:

wetin dey do this fake prophet


Baba swerve joorgrin
shocked shocked sign of end time
Why on NL will you tell a man (not ordinary man, a prophet) of God to swerve


REPENT!!!

cc eaglevision
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:07pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

kbs468
kbs468
kbs468
how may times i call you
be seriously and serially warned.
stick to your wives only and stop fornicating around...
latahkiroh bu zina(read in arabic)
BE WARNED.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

But if I no talk, e go b like say I dey guilty of the warning which is a good Moral and conscience reminder to every Citizen of Golden City.

5 wives wey you hear people dey talk not is true oo. See breakdown below

1st wife-Pweedyuz have been divorced already but people accused me of Not offering her a fair hearing. But I had no choice because like u observed, u said u didn't even know her.

2nd wife-Dhupsy, Not officially divorced but same trouble of giving preference to Job over home.

3rd wife-Spixytinxy, No need for any introduction

4th wife-Olasum, A legal wife asking when she become a forth wife? Is that not automatic self divorce needing legal evidence?

5th wife-Mschubby, Became very loyal, loving and caring but succeeded in caging me from dating Fraih and Rukkyola let alone marrying them in a joint effort with her orogun-Spixytinxy after I decided to opt out of the failing relationships and now,

Even you, when last did you see us together

So, b d judge, are relationships meant to be just verbal pronouncement without commitment? Again, I ask u, how many are my wives in all fairness? cry embarassed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
Na fix matches dey do am now jawe but me no dey reach dt levelgrin

Lol!
That's risky.
Big money to pay for the game.
Big stake so as to recoup the money.
What if it doesn't come? Thanks Gobe
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
bolagabriella:

What!
*fall of the moringa tree*
U better climb that moringa tree again 'cos thats where ur go'n sleep tonight and see me again in your dream.

N.B Sleep for ewedu tree sef sweet
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
Na fix matches dey do am now jawe but me no dey reach dt levelgrin

Lol!
That's risky.
Big money to pay for the game.
Big stake so as to recoup the money.
What if it doesn't come? Thanks Gobe
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amicableSavage: 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

if na edo thinzz eventually just look out for a fat alhaja when u see her just say hi cheesy
if na edo thinzz eventually just look out for a fat alhaja when u see her just say hi
Lol. You're not serious cheesy cheesy

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2016
bolagabriella:

Such a sweet news to my ears
Maybe dat is wat buhari son came to tell me in my dream cos it seem lk he wanted to tell me a great news undecided undecided undecided
Hapi 4u tho smiley cheesy


U are happy for us ma dear,kip falling in love wif buhari's son in ur dream as long as I have u in real life
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:19pm On Feb 20, 2016
eaglevision:
This heat is too much,make God no just vex for the sins wey people like shammak nd fraiser dae commit and consider righteous men like us,d heat oozing outta ma body fit bake bread
U wey turn ursef into Judge... Ur gaying no be sin? Shebi na bread that one fit bake... The one wey dey dey come go bake stone, e go melt metal sef
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:22pm On Feb 20, 2016
terrymason:
state capital that's wia me dey go...
U alone bawo.. Me too grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 9:23pm On Feb 20, 2016
FolabiBret:

HawkVision, u better warn ursef before I report u to my dear soldier friend, Sunnepa.

Who gave u visa to enta dis ciry?Oluwafirefunmi dear,answer this illegal immigrant on my behalf please.let her tell u wessup,b like say u need spectacles
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 9:23pm On Feb 20, 2016
Oyehomie:
CROBBOY... [size=20pt]How was ur day...it's been a while i heard frm ya babe[/size]
My day was fine. Atleast, I attended a Business Summit at Channel View Hotel, Calabar that went well.

My wife (SC31) is doing just fine and she has been steadfast and committed to both family and political issues since we are unsettled about raising children for now. Maybe you have been busy with other things that obviously distracted you from taking notice of her.

ARE YOU AWARE OF HER NEW POLITICAL APPOINTMENT?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IghravweIG(m): 9:26pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

But if I no talk, e go b like say I dey guilty of the warning which is a good Moral and conscience reminder to every Citizen of Golden City.

5 wives wey you hear people dey talk not is true oo. See breakdown below

1st wife-Pweedyuz have been divorced already but people accused me of Not offering her a fair hearing. But I had no choice because like u observed, u said u didn't even know her.

2nd wife-Dhupsy, Not officially divorced but same trouble of giving preference to Job over home.

3rd wife-Spixytinxy, No need for any introduction

4th wife-Olasum, A legal wife asking when she become a forth wife? Is that not automatic self divorce needing legal evidence?

5th wife-Mschubby, Became very loyal, loving and caring but succeeded in caging me from dating Fraih and Rukkyola let alone marrying them in a joint effort with her orogun-Spixytinxy after I decided to opt out of the failing relationships and now,

Even you, when last did you see us together

So, b d judge, are relationships meant to be just verbal pronouncement without commitment? Again, I ask u, how many are my wives in all fairness? cry embarassed
grin grin
Kbs, dis ur analysis ehn..
Chai! lwkm.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 9:26pm On Feb 20, 2016
Oyehomie:

Plateau state still availabu o....i will gladly welcm u
undecided what are we saying and what is this one saying. abeg face ur front. is it your deployment??
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2016
DTOBS:
Na fix matches dey do am now jawe but me no dey reach dt levelgrin

Lol!
That's risky.
Big money to pay for the game.
Big stake so as to recoup the money.
What if it doesn't come? Thanks Gobe
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2016
ottalo:
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”


The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
DG DTOBS! Did you sanctioned this to be broadcast without my approval?

I guess the ogas at the top did a similar thing to the above content as the below was done to something irrational somewhere

Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 9:34pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

But if I no talk, e go b like say I dey guilty of the warning which is a good Moral and conscience reminder to every Citizen of Golden City.

5 wives wey you hear people dey talk not is true oo. See breakdown below

1st wife-Pweedyuz have been divorced already but people accused me of Not offering her a fair hearing. But I had no choice because like u observed, u said u didn't even know her.

2nd wife-Dhupsy, Not officially divorced but same trouble of giving preference to Job over home.

3rd wife-Spixytinxy, No need for any introduction

4th wife-Olasum, A legal wife asking when she become a forth wife? Is that not automatic self divorce needing legal evidence?

5th wife-Mschubby, Became very loyal, loving and caring but succeeded in caging me from dating Fraih and Rukkyola let alone marrying them in a joint effort with her orogun-Spixytinxy after I decided to opt out of the failing relationships and now,

Even you, when last did you see us together

So, b d judge, are relationships meant to be just verbal pronouncement without commitment? Again, I ask u, how many are my wives in all fairness? cry embarassed
by your analysis. na 2 and half wife u get which is above one.
and for me once u are married you are married forever. case closed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:36pm On Feb 20, 2016
mhen heat don almost kill me ooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stlaibrowne(m): 9:36pm On Feb 20, 2016
Hi,
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 9:36pm On Feb 20, 2016
Magymagz:

lol....jes lyk u wre considerin my supposed 'eyein u'... lemme too go into my secret chambers to gv urs a consideratn... wd gt bck to u swty kiss kiss wink wink

My consideration is enough jare,sweedie u knw we dnt have the luxury of time,let's kick start dis relationship ASAP
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:38pm On Feb 20, 2016
IghravweIG:

grin grin
Kbs, dis ur analysis ehn..
Chai! lwkm.
grin
But y you dey laugh na? grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:38pm On Feb 20, 2016
Thread ma to close fah shocked eaglevision abeg con use that your heat melt the padlock wey den use lock the thread
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IghravweIG(m): 9:41pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:
grin
But y you dey laugh na? grin
Make I ask u personal question now.
From ur analysis, na how many wives ur mind dey tell u say u get grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:43pm On Feb 20, 2016
abeg I see thread close now now.wetin una don do again? cc shammak,logodwhiz,fraiser.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:46pm On Feb 20, 2016
IghravweIG:

Make I ask u personal question now.
From ur analysis, na how many wives ur mind dey tell u say u get grin grin
Na all the babes wey dey here

cc kbs468
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 9:47pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
abeg I see thread close now now.wetin una don do again?
cc shammak,logodwhiz,fraiser.
Na eaglevision unlock am
All thanks to him
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 9:48pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

shocked shocked sign of end time
Why on NL will you tell a man (not ordinary man, a prophet) of God to swerve


REPENT!!!


Cos ur fake noni,thank God say na anoda person tell u say make u swerve and nt me
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jayloms: 9:48pm On Feb 20, 2016
Observing-- j...u..s o..b..s..e..r..v..i..n..g


Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IghravweIG(m): 9:49pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
mhen heat don almost kill me ooo.
Nor b only u o.
And to make matters worst we nor dey take eye see light sef and I don dey hear say phcn wan increase tariff so that dem go give us better services.
My question now is, no who dem dey decieve.

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