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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 9:52pm On Feb 20, 2016
stlaibrowne:
Hi,
hello.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IghravweIG(m): 9:54pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

Na all the babes wey dey here

cc kbs468
Lol.
How ur bae, My very good friend, Fraih.
I never see her today o.
I just like her for her personality.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 20, 2016
IghravweIG:

Nor b only u o.
And to make matters worst we nor dey take eye see light sef and I don dey hear say phcn wan increase tariff so that dem go give us better services.
My question now is, no who dem dey decieve.
I tire for change ooo.buhari do change reach weather.na was for waec.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 9:59pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

Na eaglevision unlock am
All thanks to him
thank God...I wan go buy needle take join am bfor sew my church cloth for tomorrow as e don tear for armpit.lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 9:59pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
mhen heat don almost kill me ooo.
Haaa! Even you? You see y I said how I wish I'm d 1 dat gave you 1 tin sooo deer to ur hat?

Else my hands would have done d magic

By now through handfan

AS requiring my hands as effort provided

In getting the Job of relieving you of every heat stress

As frictional resistance being experienced

By you now done,

Thus, I would have been a mechanical advantage to you

With me supplying a small velocity Ratio

In terms of slow motion

So that I won't get tired on time

Thus making me become almost 100% efficient to you

And I said ALMOST because I don't want to lie

As you all would find out

Since in the real sense of it,

NOTHING IS 100% EFFICIENT

AND

EVERYTHING IS NOT 100% EFFICIENT grin grin grin

GOOD EVENING
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 9:59pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:

OK Na. Very good.
Na him b say I go support Chelsea against Man City b dat.

Barcelona matter Na don deal except Baba God no approve am because

1. Messi has never scored against PETR CECH in about 8 matches now.

2 Arsenal is tagged the underdog in the game, hence nothing to lose, instead the players would be motivated to cause an upset

3. Barcelona has never beaten Arsenal at the emirates

4. No Club has ever successfully defended the Champions League Trophy b4, so Arsenal could be the Team to let the record remain unbroken

5. Arsenal problem over the years has been poor goal keeping while playing Barcelona, so CECH is set to continue inspiring an improved defence line

6. Alexis Sanchez and Bellerin have close link to Barcelona and thus, naturally ex-players of every club side would always want to cause a stare by their display against such club. So 100% efficiency from little effort from them could be experienced. wink
I wish you guys well

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:01pm On Feb 20, 2016
katerine7:

I wish you guys well
Thank you and I wish and pray same for Chelsea tomorrow too. smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 10:02pm On Feb 20, 2016
justified10:
u no want dat arrangement?
Nah, we are qualifying whether city like am or not
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SommieO(f): 10:03pm On Feb 20, 2016
poshboots:
Hello Guys,

Please I want to know if its still possible to register for the NYSC 2016 batch A now and How i can register. I have tried to register online using the link on the www.nysc.gov.ng website but the link provided on the page does not work so i dont know if there is another link i can use or how i can go about it because i am not in naija now.

Thank you

portal.nysc.org.ng
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 10:05pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:

No naa. I do not mean bad naa. D yabbing I meant wasn't about FIERY FIGHT naa but a FUN FILLED yabbing ooo. Atleast hard laughter and tongue out says it all naa.

Oya no vex since you now understand that which I mean status quo remains, after all, their own yabbing ends in less than 4hrs because we drew with Hull City today

And tomorrow, the yabbing would be for all of them including * in a low voice* katerine7 tongue
No worry ena go shock

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 10:06pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:

Thank you and I wish and pray same for Chelsea tomorrow too. smiley
Thanks

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 10:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:

Haaa! Even you? You see y I said how I wish I'm d 1 dat gave you 1 tin sooo deer to ur hat?

Else my hands would have done d magic

By now through handfan

AS requiring my hands as effort provided

In getting the Job of relieving you of every heat stress

As frictional resistance being experienced

By you now done,

Thus, I would have been a mechanical advantage to you

With me supplying a small velocity Ratio

In terms of slow motion

So that I won't get tired on time

Thus making me become almost 100% efficient to you

And I said ALMOST because I don't want to lie

As you all would find out

Since in the real sense of it,

NOTHING IS 100% EFFICIENT

AND

EVERYTHING IS NOT 100% EFFICIENT grin grin grin

GOOD EVENING
evening.I hear u loud n clear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:11pm On Feb 20, 2016
IghravweIG:

Lol.
How ur bae, My very good friend, Fraih.
I never see her today o.
I just like her for her personality.
Bae is chilling... Ntwrk ain't cooperating
Na the personality make me sef fall... Ah con start to dey somersault wen I hear her voice

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:14pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
thank God...I wan go buy needle take join am bfor sew my church cloth for tomorrow as e don tear for armpit.lol
Thank God say u never join am cos d heat wey dey ooze outta my padi body 4 don melt am.. The heat mad gan e just be as if person dey burn sulfur for inside basket
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 10:17pm On Feb 20, 2016
abeg who help me see prindu??
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 10:22pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
I tire for change ooo.buhari do change reach weather.na was for waec.
This change of a thing don reach waec too?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:22pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

U wey turn ursef into Judge... Ur gaying no be sin? Shebi na bread that one fit bake... The one wey dey dey come go bake stone, e go melt metal sef

I am a new creature
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 10:23pm On Feb 20, 2016
Fraiser:
bros shey u won turn dat innocent gal to road safety or VIO ni, which one b road walk again, na road test u suppose go for, u want take by force by fire dey romantic
lols! but seriously I knw like how u dey follow my sweet love yarn oooo..... which one na. if e like make him turn me to safety road na him own me.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by terrymason(m): 10:28pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

U alone bawo.. Me too grin
begin pack your bags! Cux the keke man when I come to convoy us go illorin dey junction dey wait!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:30pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

by your analysis. na 2 and half wife u get which is above one.
and for me once u are married you are married forever. case closed
Haa! Case never close oo because how can Humans b 2 and 1/2 ?

As the Attorney General, I can't b a judge in my own Case. Again, Lawyers and Judges are on strike as The Hon Minister of Justice-Morenii has not resume work because she has not been confirmed yet with her nomination pending.

OK I know what to do.

Straight I go to meet Awaiting Minister Fraiser and his Twinnie-Fraih who ironically was the one I said I would be accessing through you should her hubby-shammak *hope no one is listening* block our means of communication. wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:34pm On Feb 20, 2016
merikims:
abeg I see thread close now now.wetin una don do again?
cc shammak,logodwhiz,fraiser.


It's a screenshot posted by kbs468.

No thread is closed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 10:36pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

Bae is chilling... Ntwrk ain't cooperating
Na the personality make me sef fall... Ah con start to dey somersault wen I hear her voice
Bros Abeg make i hear dat voice too
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:45pm On Feb 20, 2016
eaglevision:


I am a new creature
U be new born baby ni
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:48pm On Feb 20, 2016
SlazzyK:

Bros Abeg make i hear dat voice too
U fit go somersault enter trailer lane
I go help u hear am no worry
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johndanny(m): 10:51pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:

Thank you and I wish and pray same for Chelsea tomorrow too. smiley
God de our side, i no loose hope cause d sky is Blue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:51pm On Feb 20, 2016
Kbs468:

Haa! Case never close oo because how can Humans b 2 and 1/2 ?

As the Attorney General, I can't b a judge in my own Case. Again, Lawyers and Judges are on strike as The Hon Minister of Justice-Morenii has not resume work because she has not been confirmed yet with her nomination pending.

OK I know what to do.

Straight I go to meet Awaiting Minister Fraiser and his Twinnie-Fraih who ironically was the one I said I would be accessing through you should her hubby-shammak *hope no one is listening* block our means of communication. wink
I am not listening... My phone is just displaying it for my eyes to see and send to my brain which will soon authorize my fingers to start typing
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stlaibrowne(m): 10:53pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

hello.

Xup there. It's bin a while. What's up with you.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Shammak(m): 10:53pm On Feb 20, 2016
terrymason:
begin pack your bags! Cux the keke man when I come to convoy us go illorin dey junction dey wait!
grin grin
A beg chill make I sharply collect my timberland wey I wan use rock Yikpata camp
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 11:00pm On Feb 20, 2016
Shammak:

U fit go somersault enter trailer lane
I go help u hear am no worry
Shebi na just trailer lane, I go handle am.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:11pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

undecided what are we saying and what is this one saying. abeg face ur front. is it your deployment??
I'm soo soi...na fight..My bad. Pardon me.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:12pm On Feb 20, 2016
hardie14:

undecided what are we saying and what is this one saying. abeg face ur front. is it your deployment??
I'm soo soi...na fight..My bad. Pardon me...shuuu face ma front? Wat kinda combo is dat..but i get u...jst act like av said nothing. Cos in d real sense, i avnt said a tn....u really need not insult him like dat.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:17pm On Feb 20, 2016
CROBBOY:

My day was fine. Atleast, I attended a Business Summit at Channel View Hotel, Calabar that went well.

My wife (SC31) is doing just fine and she has been steadfast and committed to both family and political issues since we are unsettled about raising children for now. Maybe you have been busy with other things that obviously distracted you from taking notice of her.

ARE YOU AWARE OF HER NEW POLITICAL APPOINTMENT?
Ooo..are u kidding me...seriously..wow..i am not aware o...Anyway it can neva b tu late for my Loaf of Congratulations.....

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